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Maro
01-08-02, 07:00AM
Do you want to know where you are? On the beginning, in the middle or...
Just check your http://www.deathclock.com/
Funny but it makes me thinking of... yes, you know what.
maro

Diva
01-08-02, 07:07AM
Hey! Good to see you finally posting! Get your butt over to the intro section!

This is a cool one! Oh man! I'm gonna die Saturday, August 13, 2067.

All i want to know is... Will I be in bed and will someone be there with me saying, "This was the best sex of my life. I can die a happy man now.":D

usantic
01-08-02, 07:14AM
I hope I'll be able to download my brain before my time runs out.
*scratches chin* Of course my mind may have eroded a bit by that time also. What to do.......What to do?

Diva
01-08-02, 07:17AM
Well?!?!?!? When are you offing it, usantic? How do you want to go... as if I had to ask...

usantic
01-08-02, 11:18AM
2056 and I hope I go with a grin on my face. At 94 I may need a kerchief to wipe away the drool. Egads! I need some joints replaced if I'm gonna be around that long!

hollowearth
01-08-02, 04:25PM
2048, i've always been certain that I will die due to running with scissors though. I like the way the seconds count down on the clock: I sat and watched it for two long minutes.

Amaurote
01-08-02, 05:00PM
I appear to be dying the same year as Hollowearth: May 29. I'm seriously hoping that we aren't going to die the same day, too, comrade, 'cause that implies some kind of homosexual lovers' leap scenario, and I prefer my bread buttered sunny-side up.

ozblonde
01-09-02, 04:43PM
well at least I have time to save for the flowers amaurote but I think its dam inconsiderate of both of you to go in one year. You could spare a thought for mutual friends and the expenses incurred

Amaurote
01-09-02, 04:59PM
Share a funeral service with Hollowearth? Over my dead body.

aussie
01-09-02, 05:45PM
Originally posted by Amaurote
Share a funeral service with Hollowearth? Over my dead body.
Perhaps the two of you could share the same box mate. With hollowarse over your dead body of corse

Amaurote
01-09-02, 06:29PM
I'm going to be buried at sea, just to make things difficult for my relatives. I want an entire congregation of vomiting landlubbers, colouring the ocean with the contents of their stomachs.

Redallnite
01-09-02, 10:36PM
My goodness, I'm gonna out live my kid!!! The teenager from HELL! October 9, 2060. I have a lot of good years left, I guess I will be the old bitty that will talk back to my great-great grand kids.