A Duel

[Scranton]

If President G.W. Bush and Osama bin Laden had a one off no holds barred Deathmatch fight. Who would in your honest opinion win!

[Amaurote]

You mean who would win a no-holds barred melee between a tall, genocidal, CIA-trained Islamofascist terrorist who's spent half of his life engaged in guerrilla warfare with the Soviets and the West, and the short, spoiled, effete heir to a Texan oil fortune? Hmmm, that is quite a knotty one, let me see now....

I hate Bin Laden as much as the next man, but let's face facts, folks...mind you, I'd give Al Gore more than a fighting chance - the guy looked quite intimidating in those televised Presidential Debates...

[Diva]

Yeah, but if Barbara Bush has any say in it...:eek:


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[Amaurote]

There just wouldn't be enough broccoli in Afghanistan to stop her, Diva.

[Redallnite]

Bin Laden is not as strong as you might think; he has dialyzes every week. He had bought an estimate of six million dollars of those machines and scattered them in key places. He doesn’t even fight, all he does is carry that weapon.

President Bush on the other hand may be a rich boy but he is an AMERICAN, and from Texas. Being an American gives anyone an edge, we are so damn proud of who we are “that pride alone would knock that basturd in to tomorrow”.

[Diva]

Uhhh... Red... G. Bush isn't a Texan. He's a transplant. Now if Jesse Ventura got into it....


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[Redallnite]

Welllllll.... Maybe not home grown. But still an American thats true blue......:D

[Jake]

Hey all, what's up? Red, sorry darlin... Bin Ladin may be scum of the Earth, but my Nana could kick his ass all the way back home. To Connecticut, that is.

[Redallnite]

Originally posted by Jake
Hey all, what's up? Red, sorry darlin... Bin Ladin may be scum of the Earth, but my Nana could kick his ass all the way back home. To Connecticut, that is.

Honey, Nana could kick who's ass all the back home? I know you are not talking about my President!!!:shutup:

[Scranton]

All politicians are full of shit! they tell you want you want to hear, promise you the moon but never deliver. They wont give a straight yes or no on anything you pull them up on, they all accept bribes in one shape or form, then deny any knowledge of it when faced with the facts. Enron will be Georgie-babies whitewater or watergate, so it looks like Bin-Laden wins by a no-show.......

[Amaurote]

I'm sorry, I can't see Bush beating a homicidal Islamofascist, even without the dialysis machine.


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[Diva]

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/pic/pol/bush/reaganbonzo.jpg http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/pic/pol/bush/bonzobush.jpg
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Oh shit! Am's on to something...
Reagan and Bonzo were 'close friends'.
Bush Jr looks like a monkey....
GW Bush is Reagan's and Bonzo's lovechild!!!

[Scranton]

He's got Ronnies brain and the chimpanzee's looks; poor bastard!

[Redallnite]

I found one of that other person:


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