Diva
12-04-03, 07:03AM
I fucked up my shoulder... and I don't know how. That's the worst part of hurting yourself. Someone asks you what happened and they expect some sort of 'I saved the world after tackling Godzilla' story. When you tell them you don't remember they look at you as if you're lying. "Okay... you caught me. I'm really a double agent who spent the night hunting bad guys with fake accents. I hurt my shoulder while doing a triple flip over the death ray machine and fending off 30 goons to save the day... er night." There, happy now?
News n Stuff
º Drinking cup from sex club worth £3,000 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/3287855.stm). *Slurp*
º Man dies while trying to look at naked woman (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/03/1070351648902.html). Way to go
º Guy almost loses leg in grinder accident (http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=63086&ran=219896). Gross.
º Jingle bells drive people batty (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/03/1070351620873.html?from=storyrhs). No shit
º Woman keeps child in dryer dryer (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1203KidInDryer03-ON.html). Psycho
º Boy dies in sandbox (http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article161036.ece). Bad kitty-cat
º Woman destroys gas pumps after booze refusal (http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/7395633.htm). Bitch
º Woman strips at airport in Egypt (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=6&u=/afp/20031203/od_afp/egypt_germany_offbeat_031203173238). Put it back on...
º 11 year-old steals car (http://www.nbc5.com/news/2679038/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65192). Little shit
º Durst's bond set at two billion (http://www.click2houston.com/news/2679715/detail.html). *Cha-ching*
º Security guard gets his ass kicked by cop (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/7402955.htm). Idiots
º Man and horse banned from pub (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8060521%255E13762,00.html). Hi-ho, Silver!
º Seal bites commuter (http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2744791a4560,00.html). Help Flipper, help!
º Brothers wreck on same street 7 hrs apart (http://www.democratandchronicle.com/news/1203QI2HJHP_latti_news.shtml). Wow
Levity
º Star Trek's 'lost' episode flash (http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/FunTrek_hardcode_FL5.swf)
º Kill Judge Judy (http://kansloozz.nl/frontmovie/7049_judy.swf)
º Erotic sensitive teeth video (http://www.kansloozz.nl/frontmovie/tanden.mpg)
º Pimpadelic wonderland (http://www.pimpadelicwonderland.com)
º Michael Jackson Sex G-d Site (http://members.easyspace.com/ontheline/god2/sexgod2.htm)
º Earth mama pictures (http://www.earth-mama.net/sample/index.html)
News n Stuff
º Drinking cup from sex club worth £3,000 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/3287855.stm). *Slurp*
º Man dies while trying to look at naked woman (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/03/1070351648902.html). Way to go
º Guy almost loses leg in grinder accident (http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=63086&ran=219896). Gross.
º Jingle bells drive people batty (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/03/1070351620873.html?from=storyrhs). No shit
º Woman keeps child in dryer dryer (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1203KidInDryer03-ON.html). Psycho
º Boy dies in sandbox (http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article161036.ece). Bad kitty-cat
º Woman destroys gas pumps after booze refusal (http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/weird_news/7395633.htm). Bitch
º Woman strips at airport in Egypt (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=6&u=/afp/20031203/od_afp/egypt_germany_offbeat_031203173238). Put it back on...
º 11 year-old steals car (http://www.nbc5.com/news/2679038/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65192). Little shit
º Durst's bond set at two billion (http://www.click2houston.com/news/2679715/detail.html). *Cha-ching*
º Security guard gets his ass kicked by cop (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/7402955.htm). Idiots
º Man and horse banned from pub (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8060521%255E13762,00.html). Hi-ho, Silver!
º Seal bites commuter (http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2744791a4560,00.html). Help Flipper, help!
º Brothers wreck on same street 7 hrs apart (http://www.democratandchronicle.com/news/1203QI2HJHP_latti_news.shtml). Wow
Levity
º Star Trek's 'lost' episode flash (http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/FunTrek_hardcode_FL5.swf)
º Kill Judge Judy (http://kansloozz.nl/frontmovie/7049_judy.swf)
º Erotic sensitive teeth video (http://www.kansloozz.nl/frontmovie/tanden.mpg)
º Pimpadelic wonderland (http://www.pimpadelicwonderland.com)
º Michael Jackson Sex G-d Site (http://members.easyspace.com/ontheline/god2/sexgod2.htm)
º Earth mama pictures (http://www.earth-mama.net/sample/index.html)