Put yourself in the Headlines!!!

[Boozer]

This is pretty cool. You add the information, and they make-up some crazy headline with it. Pretty funny. You may have to hit the "Next" button a few times to get something original.

Put yourself in the Headlines!!! (http://www.whatthepaperssay.co.uk/frames/story&banner.asp?page=NEWSBOT)

[Boozer]

Newsbot's Binghamton Sports News

Boozer Returns To Form After Bra Incident

Troubled Binghamton striker Boozer scored a spectacular hat-trick in yesterday's 5-2 friendly against The Bulgarian Yellow Pages in Swindon.

In the space of ten days, the wayward player has been banned from driving after crashing a £50,000 skateboard and fined by the FA for gluing silly bras to former Three Bear Inn team-mate Diva in a locker-room prank that went tragically wrong.

'It's close, but it's not the one,' said Binghamton boss Michael Stipe after the match. 'This has been a tough season for Boozer, but since I put the team on a strict diet of grape, rhino and pastry, they've all made a big improvement in karate and I'm confident we'll go on to win the league, or at least an inflatable woman.'

[whitecrow]

The site is down - *do'h*

[whitecrow]

<b>whitecrow In Nude Watermelon Show</b>

MPs are in uproar about the naked watermelon on display at The Porn Shop(tm) in Hedonismville today.

'Anyone could knock one of those up in ten minutes,' said angry Boozer, leading the protest. 'Even me,' he added.

'It's my watermelon - I can do what I like with it,' said artist whitecrow, and acknowledged expert in monkey-shining who has twice been awarded a night at the playboy mansion. He described the controversial show as being 'soaking as a gooseberry'.

<b>Police Baffled By Rubber Chicken</b>

Elsewhere in Hedonismville, police are investigating the theft of 14 rubber chickens. David Hasslehoff will be helping police with their inquiries, which have led them to an upturned bucket in Slave Co. Inc..

Thieves dumped the stolen rubber chickens in the bucket, which was being used by sloths to store donuts for the winter.

'HELLLOOO NURSE!,' said a police spokesman, before being wheeled away on the back of a broom.