what's the damn oddest thing you've seen in the recent past?

i was in LA with my family a couple weeks back and we saw this guy who was afraid to get in his car. we don't know why. but this silly bastard would sometimes put the key in the lock, sometimes even get in that bitch, but would always jump out like the car was about to explode. anyway, that my tale. gimme some good shit ya' goofyass sillycocks.

[Mick]

That thing on my neck! It was just an ingrown hair, but, shit! It was ugly!

[Dechen]

Squelch says he once saw a black man trying to fuck a dead,rotten tortoise.
I HAVE to let him out sometimes,it is a GOOD thing.

[Jake]

Hey RudeDawg. I was driving home when I noticed the car in front of me start swerving out of control. It went off of the road and damn near hit a tree. This gal jumped out, and I mean jumped,of the drivers side and started brushing at herself. I pulled over and went to see if she was alright. Apparently, a spider came down right in front of her face. She was hysterical, so I went to have a look. I'm looking around and she starts screaming, "There it is! Watch out!" She scared the shit out of me, I even bumped my head on the roof. I look to where she's frantically pointing... The spider was no bigger than one of the faces here ( :rolleyes: ). I swatted it out and she acted like a slayed a lion. And yes, I took her out. I'm no fool.

[Dechen]

Actually,no.
The SHAPE of your SKULL is about the weirdest thing I've seen all YEAR,so far.The way the FLESH hangs on it.Bizarre.But funny though.

(Not ME,Squelch.)

[Diva]

I live in LA. Pick a day, any day.

I went to the pharmacy the other day. I walked out right behind some guy. his plastic bag ripped and a box of condoms fell out. He looked around and saw everyone looking at the box. Instead of picking it up he kicked it... All the way to his car.

[Noctornus]

I was digging through the depths of NCT and I stumbled on this thread, and I thought it would be interesting to bring back.

I've been sitting here for the last 5 minutes trying to think of the strangest thing I've ever seen. The only thing that comes to mind is seeing a Peanut Butter Cookie Burst into flames. Granted, it was in a bagel toaster at the time, but that's beside the point... :rolleyes:

What about the rest of you. What's the oddest thing you've seen lately?

[kittyroze]

Ahhh... ever microwaved a bar of soap?

[Noctornus]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Ahhh... ever microwaved a bar of soap?

. . . .

That's the sort of thing I want pictures of...

[JakeD]

Two Mexicans standing in a field, pointing and laughing at a donkey that was desperately trying to fuck a cow.

Of all the moments to own a really kick-ass slingshot, that's one of them.

[Banger]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Ahhh... ever microwaved a bar of soap?

no but i did once microwave a marshmellow....and well lets just say i left in there tooo long.....

* Banger cringes at the gunk now inside of microwave where marshmellow used to be...

[Gracie]

I was visiting family ina small town called Gosnel, AK and I saw a sign for a cotton picking contest........ I thought that was pretty weird....