Girl Plumbing Griping... You Have Been Warned

[Diva]

Yep, it's my fucking period again. Why is it that I feel like apologising for it? No swimming, fucking, walking nude or white clothing for a week. I'm moody, puffy and just hate it. I'd rip my uterus out right now if I could. You guys have got it so easy. I know, you've heard that a million times. Try being on this side for a minute. I mention PMS and people run for the hills. Every month it's the same thing, year after year.

When I first started I had just turned 10 and was on a whale watching boat. Back then the toilet paper was little flipped over pieces of paper. I spent three hours trying not to puke in their bathroom. Lovely. My dad was so proud that I had just 'become a woman'. Why is it that boys become men by having sex and girls do it by cramping and bleeding? My dad took me to the store to buy my very first box of pads. Stayfree had a box the size of a stoplight. He made me carry it to the front like a winner of nobel prize. When I thought things couldn't be any worse, he announced to the cashier that "His little girl had become a woman today". I wanted to die. She gave me a look that I can only understand now... pity. If I get to heaven the first thing I'm going to do is seek out Eve and lay the smack down on that bitch.

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[thestarsfall]

guys really do have it easy....every guy ive said that to has tried to argue back and it pisses me off (even more with the pms) ....they think they have it bad and that we are just wimps but it is proven that women have a higher tolerance to pain then men (generally) and its becasue of pms, cramps and childbirth that the trophy goes to us.....



....actually most of the guys i know are grossed out by my bruises and cuts and when i got my belly pierced....they didnt hurt me....i just pretended it did

[whitecrow]

Hell. I KNOW we have it easy. No menstrating, no birthing, no completely sexist pigs ogling our boobs, day in day out...and god knows those bras look uncomfortable.

Honestly, when I die, I wanna come back as a chick, just so I *do* know what it's like and get to experience life from that point of view.

$#%^ the world, Diva, just chill and do what ever you want, like the cowardly man I am, I'll be hiding in the basement.

[warza bidul]

Women have it hard from one point of view, yet for it they get the best priviliege of all, the ability to give life. All men can do although women are going to learn to do this is make machines work and do things.

[jred]

Being a woman sux, being a man sux. See above :)

I guess I must be a horndog, because the first comment that popped into my mind was "are you supposed to stop having sex when you're on your period?" I mean, I've never stopped because of that (I mean when *they're* on their .) I knew one girl who was grossed out by it, but most just grab a towel & let me know why. Quick shower after (or during if you're in a hurry), and no big deal. Some have asked for it, because it made them feel better physically. Ack! Now I'm all confused. Serves me right for posting at 1:30am :D

[JakeD]

Damn, dude, you're brave. Excuse me while I go throw up my dinner.

My uncle once extolled to me the sheer joys of "screwing a woman while she's ragging" (and yes, those were his exact words, the charming devil) and I had a similar reaction to that. The clincher line to his little essential-to-life advice was, "It rocks because they're more sensitive!" I shrugged it off and told my girlfriend about it at one point. I gave her the exact quote and she replied, "Yeah, we are more sensitive....EMOTIONALLY!!! Dipshit."

Couldn't have said it better myself, and I don't know what I'd do without her. :P

[kittyroze]

Oye...all I can say is, Miss Diva, grab some chocolate, a heat pad and coerce a certain someone into giving you a foot rub, cause you deserve it :)

[HeavensAngel]

Im with u on this Diva!

Do u realize they do surgical menopause???? Was reading about it at the doctors office.

LOL

[JakeD]

Surgical menopause? Jesus. The shit that these doctors do nowadays...

[warza bidul]

what the devil is surgical menopause, so basically they stop you from being a woman... asexual after that?

[HeavensAngel]

hehe they make it so you don't get cursed anymore.
Soooo Diva heard about the new pill on the market where u dont get your period but once every season. Its called Seasonal. I watched a program on it last week. Just another alternative.

[warza bidul]

In other women are just fucking around with their own cycles. What if a man took a pill which stopped him having an erection every time he saw a beautiful woman? What if we were rendered to wanking only once a month like women. Now that's the way drugs should go for man, to stop him (read me) from thinking about sex almost all the time (over time is left for technology etc.)

[MeLsWeEtiE]

I have to take birth control. My whole system is so screwed up. I never had a period until doctors "started" me. (with meds in case you are wondering) Now, the only time I have a period is when I am on birth control. The times I come off of it, I don't have a period. Like now. My perscription ran out back in May, and I haven't had a period since then. And no, I'm not pregnant. I've got to get this seen about.

[MeLsWeEtiE]

By the way...I have done it while on the rag once. It wasn't bad, my period kinda stopped long enough for it to happen, then started back again when we were done. I swear, I think about sex all the time as it is. But when I'm on the rag...damn, I want it even more (even though I don't like to do it then).

[Diva]

Originally posted by warza bidul
What if a man took a pill which stopped him having an erection every time he saw a beautiful woman? What if we were rendered to wanking only once a month like women.

I am not, I repeat.... am NOT sexually aroused because I get my period. It makes women moody, bloated, achy and BLEEDING. Yeah, that's attractive... not. I just want it over with. When men get aroused, it feels good. When I have my period, I want to sit in the corner and eat chocolate. :p

[Sweet Insanity]

Sex is the very last thing on my mind when I have my period. I have always had extremely bad cramps since I first started having my period at the age of 10. When I was younger the pain was so intense that I would sometimes pass out (would happen about twice a year).

Now when I'm ovulating (I'm not on the pill - too risky because my mom has breast cancer) I am good to go 24/7 :cool: That's biology for ya ... my body wants to get pregnant ... but I say "no body, you will not get pregnant on my watch!" ;)

[Redallnite]

I have never had a pms day..... I would use it when I was in a bad mood. But Damn, I have never know when I was going to start until my girl friends started the bitchy crap about cramping.... Not all of us suffer or choose to be a bitch once a month....

[Redallnite]

/me runs from the PMS BITCHES.............

[warza bidul]

I didn't mention women being aroused...

[Diva]

Originally posted by Redallnite
Not all of us suffer or choose to be a bitch once a month....

No, they just wait til they decide to quite smoking... :rude:

[Redallnite]

Originally posted by Diva


No, they just wait til they decide to quit smoking... :rude:

[MeLsWeEtiE]

Haha, I just fell out of my chair, but it's ok :) LMAO!

[twistedzipper]

my wife hates it when she gets hers, she is 38 and starting her menapause, and the drs said she needs a hysterectomy for other reasons, but we can't get the drs to do it w/out $ up front, so we wait, and her periods get worse and her emotional rollercoaster gets worse, she's to the point that she hates work, dreads being home, doesn't want to go any where, doesn't want to stay home.....:(

[steelsop]

when i was in my teens i knew an older(twenties) woman who would get so horny during the heavy flow days. She would practically rape any guy within armslength.