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Diva
10-10-03, 06:55AM
Bracha was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Tevie. “Tevi, you’ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I’m going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes,”

“I can’t do that, darling”, Tevi said.

"Why not?" asks Bracha.

“You’re a size 16 and she’s only a 10.”

Boozer
10-10-03, 08:00AM
D'oh!!!

MeLsWeEtiE
10-11-03, 11:54PM
oh hell naw lol that is just...wrong lol However, that would be my luck!!! hehe

warza bidul
10-12-03, 01:25PM
Just to take this joke to a higher level it's true that larger people may suffer from heart failure, high cholesterol etc. and so he may have been so traumatized that he's decided this time would finally be different.

Reading to much into the joke I know.

Boozer
10-12-03, 07:42PM
Dude, you REALLY need to learn to relax!!

warza bidul
10-12-03, 10:43PM
I am relaxed...

twistedzipper
10-17-03, 11:19AM
hehehehe,somebody's not nice!!!