Sit On Santa's Lap

[Diva]

So, what's your wish for this holiday season?

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/santanorm.jpg

[Jennafer]

I'm getting pretty much what I wished for, a new home with a pretty yard. The rest of my wish is for happiness and lots of fun times there in the next year and so on... And good health, for me and all the people I care about.;)

[Redallnite]

A NEW COMPUTER!!!

[ozblonde]

A new boy friend with the strength to stay up all night and chat to me?

[Anton]

to get laid, well that or a magical floating house filled with bottles of Absolut Vodka and Coke, and naked women willing to help me with my first wish.

The rate things are going the second one seems more likely unless I figure out who this - http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?id=163880&article=2993 - is.

[Amaurote]

Lladro/copy of Lenin's State and Revolution.

As you can see, I'm currently having problems with my sexuality.

[Diva]

Would you settle for online Russian checkers or an animated Lenin (http://www.albatrossdesign.com/games/) screensaver?

[Anton]

Aha, I now know who my secret admirer is.

Only problem is I'm completely unattracted to her.

Looks like its time to take one for the lads

[Amaurote]

That looks damned good, Diva; thanks, I'm downloading it as we speak.

I have no idea what Anton is talking about, but it's all quite scary, I can tell you.

[Anton]

It's all to do with my new found glory as something of a sex god.

From years of obscurity, I now spew forth into the minds and then into loins of women.

I have recently discovered that someone I know would quite like to 'do me'. Which is quite good. The only problem is I don't find this person the least bit atractive.

My dilemma is thus: Do I go ahead anyway and take one for the lads or do I wait for someone I actually like.

Bear in mind I am as experienced as 2 year old who's been nowhere near Gary Glitter and Peewee Herman

[Diva]

Amaurote, here's the perfect gift to compliment 'both' sides of you:

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/lladrolenin.jpg

[Diva]

Anton, if you can take one for the lads... I say go for it! But remember: Don't forget to cover up!


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[Amaurote]

That Lenin screen saver was astonishingly good, but I had to root out and destroy it after he crashed Windows and sent McAfee into a famine...

I've no idea who the woman in question is, but it doesn't surprise me in the least. Anton in IRC exerts a mysterious Fu Manchu effect on the opposite sex: to a large extent this consists of Anton telling the horrifying, unvarnished truth about his life/perspectives incessantly for about 15 minutes ("and women, they're like drug-dealers...") - the rest of us watch in terror, while his victim incorrectly assumes that he is exaggerating or being "sweet". It's a bit like watching a cobra hypnotize a rabbit into thinking he's another rabbit, when in fact he's most definitely a cobra; and, what's more, a cobra hypnotizing a rabbit. Actually, in many ways Anton is a bit like the "Little bit whee, little bit way" man from the Fast Show, only with girls. I envy you, Anton.

[Diva]

Eh hem.... What, no comment? I slave to get you the perfect gift.... just like a man!



Originally posted by Diva
Amaurote, here's the perfect gift to compliment 'both' sides of you:

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/lladrolenin.jpg

[Amaurote]

It's LOVELY, Diva....

Thank you very, very, very much. I look forward to playing with it in the very near future. I'm going to play in the box now.

Amaurote ducks Diva's multiple's missile attack

I want a Tonka an' a corgi an' a Tamagotchi an' a signed photograph of Vladimir Putin an' a playstations an 'a new DVD player an 'a expensive thing an' a new ah

Kids: The New Pollution.

[usantic]

I want what Mother wanted in Sneakers: Peace on Earth. Good will towards men.