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I don't mean just in miles, either. What is the most outlandish thing that you have done to have sex?
I was seventeen and was working at Disneyworld. There was this cute co-worker who was 5 years my senior. She had to wear one of those costumes but the air conditioning broke. I thought this was my chance so I told her that I would wear it for her. Then I asked her out. She said She would meet me at the end of our shift. I walked around sweating like a stuck pig all day. At the end when we met, she introduced me to her boyfriend and the three of us went out. Never saw her again.
Hahahaha!!
Woo Hoo! Next!
love_tattoos
01-01-03, 02:44PM
Here's a thread worth reviving!
I guess the most outlandish thing I did was go home with a guy I met in a bar. And what a mistake that was! It was awful sex and I never heard from him again. Maybe I was the one that was awful. ~gasp!~
So what about you? Kiss and tell!
i would say joining the air force volunteers, going through all the classes, becoming an instructor and when the time came to attack she started dating a paratrooper..:rolleyes:
Said 'please'.
I mean, really. Isn't that enough for you?
Originally posted by Arguile
Said 'please'.
I mean, really. Isn't that enough for you?
Do you get smacked often? ;)
Originally posted by Jake
Do you get smacked often? ;)
Point conceded. This might be the reason I don't get laid often, eh?
In all seriousness, I've never done anything outlandish for sex. I just kind of stumble upon it. I should really try being romantic, because I'm a very romantic person at heart.
I flew to Hawaii for one guy... ended up with another. :eek:
My current gf and I met on IRC... on the #rapesex channel. Anyone any comments? :D
love_tattoos
01-02-03, 05:23PM
Originally posted by SysLord
My current gf and I met on IRC... on the #rapesex channel. Anyone any comments? :D
:shutup:
;)
I would say SysLord grabbed the lead and seems to speed off to victory here...
love_tattoos
01-02-03, 05:47PM
Originally posted by Diva
I flew to Hawaii for one guy... ended up with another. :eek:
Hey - I did something similar to that. I met a guy in Hawaii and was talking to him on a pay phone while picking up on another guy who had been following me and my friends around all day. Nothing came of either relationship, but I had some fun trying. ;)
LT, she's a maneater? :eek:
Originally posted by SysLord
My current gf and I met on IRC... on the #rapesex channel. Anyone any comments? :D
No, but I would like you to clarify...
Princess
01-02-03, 06:50PM
Originally posted by SysLord
My current gf and I met on IRC... on the #rapesex channel. Anyone any comments? :D
... you can't rape the willing...
It was 1974, I was an Army 'cruit. I bought the girl a pair of shoes. We did it on a park bench in Waynesville, Missouri. Yeah, well, you shoulda been there.
Damn, that is a shame. Crappy story to tell.
Next, I will tell you when I lost my virginity. Well, maybe not. The question was "what was the most outlandish.....".
OK, There I was, there she was....I looked at her.....she looked at me..... OOOps, wrong story.
The most outlandish thing I did for sex, hmmmm.
I was out hunting one time, for days. I saw this racoon, well, she was kinda pretty (for a racoon), ooops. The courts won't let me tell that story. But she was pretty.
Then there was that time in Wyoming, when I told the girl she looked like the stuff dreams were made of. It was Frontier Days. I went to jail, she is still the stuff dreams are made of.
I was working as a diesel mech in Greeley Colorado. The bosses daughter was a doll. He told me to "stay away from my daughter". well, you know you just gotta go for it. We had a great time. Lovely lady. I was chewing Red Man and she kissed me, and more. Great girl. Great company.
Damn, these are the memories of an old man.
Ohh, back to the point.
I never married that racoon, but, it is nice to share some memories.
Happy New Year NCT folks!
Originally posted by Diva
No, but I would like you to clarify...
Diva, you are well knowledgeable about those online 'facilities'. ;)
Originally posted by Princess
... you can't rape the willing...
Now how true is that.
Looks like I have puzzled and scared the wits out of some people with my post here? :shutup:
GLADIATOR
01-03-03, 06:37AM
"How Far Have You Gone For Sex?"
I NEVER go anywhere for sex, but I 'come' quite a lot for it.
Originally posted by GLADIATOR
"How Far Have You Gone For Sex?"
I NEVER go anywhere for sex, but I 'come' quite a lot for it.
Hahah! Right when I just took a big swig of water.
* Jake goes for some paper towels
About three months ago, I tried to seduce this extremely hot preppie chick at a party. I had talked with her numerous times in classes, and she was really nice and we got along great. She always asked me for advice and made a point to hang out with me. We spent a lot of time together outside of school, and me, being a self-respecting (dumbass) male, thought: "Hey, she wants me! And I'm, like, not a rich jock! COOL!"
Unfortunately, it turned out to be one of those "I like you as a friend, but I'm just not ready for a relationship right now. Hey, is that the star quarterback in the living room? Oooohhh....I'd do him."
Right. Now we'll see who helps you with your homework and gives you a shoulder to cry on, you evil, heartless, deceitful bitch.
*runs away sobbing like a little girl*
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