dgull
08-17-03, 02:39PM
joe started work at the widget factory on a tuesday and busted his tail for the rest of the week. the following monday he called in sick, showed up tuesday and busted his butt for the rest of the week. this went on for three more weeks and his foreman grew concerned and called him into his office and asked why joe was out every monday. joe replied that he was sick and the foreman said, " i can't buy that. you're my best worker when you're here but i can't accept the sick excuse for mondays anymore. what gives? do you have a drug or alcohol problem? if you do the company has a great rehab program and we can get you enrolled today." joe replied, "nah, it's nothing like that. i'm sick." not buying this the foreman said, "i've got to know what's going on or i'm going to have to let you go. tell me or you're fired." "well", joe said,"it's like this. my sisters old man is a long haul trucker who comes home on saturday evenings and spends all day sunday gettin' liquored up. then he beats the tar out of her and she calls me on monday morning. i go over there to let her cry on my shoulder and we always end up in bed and spend the day screwin'." "jesus christ almighty", said the foreman,"you mean to tell me you're fuckin' your own sister?" "yeah", said joe" told you i was sick"