Q and A

[Diva]

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him an used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

[Diva]

Jill: You know, Mary, I've learned there are two
things you should never do in the bedroom.

Mary: Really? What are they?

Jill: Point and laugh.

[Diva]

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that their dicks are 12 inches.

Q: What can make you feel really good or be very
annoying?
A: A woman's mouth!