I'm from Ukraine!

[Waldo]

Ukraine is not weak! Ukraine is strong! *smashes 'Risk' board*

Anyway, I think it's a good idea to lie about yourself online. Not about anything important, just minor details that people seem to want to have.

In my spare time I'm a 16 year old school girl from Ukraine looking for a strong 'merican to sweep me off my feet.

I get the distinct feeling that I'm going to regret the majority of this post when I'm more awake...

[aussie]

I didnt know you and villager had so much in common. He likes to cross dress as well.

[Waldo]

Note: Anytime someone says that they want to take pictures, question their motives...

[aussie]

do you have a nude pic of your self sweetie

I just cant help my self when it comes to sixteen year old school girls from the ukraine

*pants in anticipation*

[Waldo]

Not exactly NUDE... but I *am* a little shy...

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/xmisc/windowlicker.jpg

[aussie]

Im in love. Be still my beating heart.
*stomps on little pink heart*

[Anton]

I did set up an alternate identity onICQ where i was 15 year old goth chick named jenny in attempt to get a paedophile to try and have cyber sex with me so I could start shittign on his head and fucking him in the ass with a 15" dildo.

I get bored way too easily

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Anton
I did set up an alternate identity onICQ where i was 15 year old goth chick named jenny in attempt to get a paedophile to try and have cyber sex with me so I could start shittign on his head and fucking him in the ass with a 15" dildo.

I get bored way too easily

With what, Anton? The alternate identity or the shitting on his head and fucking him in the ass?

I was Serena, a 17-year-old ice skater from Maine, for a while. I was highly popular, did/said nice things and resolved conflicts with the aid of nothing more than a fictitious kid sister and homely New England folk wisdom. I've never been popular or happy since that time, in fact.

dayum waldo. that's a cuteass beard ya' got there.