Diva
07-07-03, 03:16AM
While surfing for links I came across this news bit:
MTV is too prudish for Christina Aguilera's latest video. The pop tart teamed up with shutterbug David La Chappelle to shoot "Can't Keep Us Down," and the result outdid even "Dirrty" in terms of bared flesh, leading the cable channel to order La Chappelle to tone it down. It was particularly offended by a scene in which Aguilera plays suggestively with a water hose.
This is such bullshit. I went to her site and checked out the video (http://www.christinaaguilera.com/home.html). If rockers can wear ball hugging spandex and gyrate to the beat then she can hose down some testosterone dripping males. I've never been a huge fan of hers, but this song is actually kinda good. She should have drop kicked Lil Kim at the door, though. I know this sounds like some militant feminism shit, but MTV is pulling the boys club strings in my opinion. If a guy did it, then you'd be watching it daily on MTV. How fucking ironic that the song is about quality with the sexes. I hate TV.
NCT members: If you didn't get an email than this applies to you. There were quite a few rejected emails. Please update your emails. Any members who have not posted and have invalid emails will be deleted over the next couple of weeks. I am going to give people time to update their profiles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
News n Stuff
º Wimbledon stalker (http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/topstories/story/0,4386,198482,00.html) attacks Venus Williams in changing room. Psycho
º Most Spaniards make appointments (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_796880.html?menu=news.quirkies) for sex. No, really
º Man called 911 over 900 (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-p911abuse02jul02,0,3778340.story?coll=sfla-news-palm) times. Idjit
º Man masterbates (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0307/0706flagellation.html?1) with knife in hand in front of police. Ummm...
º Boca Raton won't let Krispy Kreme flash (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/auto/epaper/editions/thursday/south_county_f3308a90a445d0a10014.html) "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign. Way to go
º Drugged rats run (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6708447^13762,00.html) through police station. What evidence?
º Man has 3,110 gallstones (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3037965) removed. *Blink*
º Police use mugshots for target (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/07/1057430108978.html) practice. Swift move, ace
º Naked photographer strikes (http://www.local6.com/news/2313257/detail.html) again. Lovely
º Hot dog eating champ punches (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/37491.htm) wife in face [Pictures]. Moron
º Jenna Joy posing (http://www.jennajoy.com/tour/pages/photos/photos.html) for you. Asshole
º Man found, stabbed, headless (http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/070403_NW_bodyfoundcary.html) with heart on floor. Sucks to be you
º Some men (http://www.artminds.com/baron.htm) for me you to ogle at. Yummy
Levity
º Is your pet gay? (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/petometer.html)
º Buy wadded up paper (http://www.origamiboulder.com/)
º Chickenhead.com (http://www.chickenhead.com/)
º Random Homer Simpson quotes (http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html)
º Weeeeee! (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm)
º Baby smasher (http://www.babysmasher.com/)
MTV is too prudish for Christina Aguilera's latest video. The pop tart teamed up with shutterbug David La Chappelle to shoot "Can't Keep Us Down," and the result outdid even "Dirrty" in terms of bared flesh, leading the cable channel to order La Chappelle to tone it down. It was particularly offended by a scene in which Aguilera plays suggestively with a water hose.
This is such bullshit. I went to her site and checked out the video (http://www.christinaaguilera.com/home.html). If rockers can wear ball hugging spandex and gyrate to the beat then she can hose down some testosterone dripping males. I've never been a huge fan of hers, but this song is actually kinda good. She should have drop kicked Lil Kim at the door, though. I know this sounds like some militant feminism shit, but MTV is pulling the boys club strings in my opinion. If a guy did it, then you'd be watching it daily on MTV. How fucking ironic that the song is about quality with the sexes. I hate TV.
NCT members: If you didn't get an email than this applies to you. There were quite a few rejected emails. Please update your emails. Any members who have not posted and have invalid emails will be deleted over the next couple of weeks. I am going to give people time to update their profiles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
News n Stuff
º Wimbledon stalker (http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/topstories/story/0,4386,198482,00.html) attacks Venus Williams in changing room. Psycho
º Most Spaniards make appointments (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_796880.html?menu=news.quirkies) for sex. No, really
º Man called 911 over 900 (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-p911abuse02jul02,0,3778340.story?coll=sfla-news-palm) times. Idjit
º Man masterbates (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0307/0706flagellation.html?1) with knife in hand in front of police. Ummm...
º Boca Raton won't let Krispy Kreme flash (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/auto/epaper/editions/thursday/south_county_f3308a90a445d0a10014.html) "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign. Way to go
º Drugged rats run (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6708447^13762,00.html) through police station. What evidence?
º Man has 3,110 gallstones (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3037965) removed. *Blink*
º Police use mugshots for target (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/07/1057430108978.html) practice. Swift move, ace
º Naked photographer strikes (http://www.local6.com/news/2313257/detail.html) again. Lovely
º Hot dog eating champ punches (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/37491.htm) wife in face [Pictures]. Moron
º Jenna Joy posing (http://www.jennajoy.com/tour/pages/photos/photos.html) for you. Asshole
º Man found, stabbed, headless (http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/070403_NW_bodyfoundcary.html) with heart on floor. Sucks to be you
º Some men (http://www.artminds.com/baron.htm) for me you to ogle at. Yummy
Levity
º Is your pet gay? (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/petometer.html)
º Buy wadded up paper (http://www.origamiboulder.com/)
º Chickenhead.com (http://www.chickenhead.com/)
º Random Homer Simpson quotes (http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html)
º Weeeeee! (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm)
º Baby smasher (http://www.babysmasher.com/)