A world of shit and emotional wreckage

[Anton]

Hello. I am Anton, an 18 year old student from good old England. I'm currently Doing my A2 levels in Computing, Maths and Physics. The time I don't spend at college is spent either on the 'net, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, smoking illicit substances, moshing/headbanging to heavy metal or any combination of the 3.

I was raised by Mother because my dad ran off before I was born. Just discovered I have a half brother on my dad's side but I'm quite apathetic to it (i think). No siblings, my relatiosnhip with my family is a distant one caused mainly by a lack of communication.

At the moment I'm quite an emotional mess, woman trouble you see. I won't get into that because I'm sure you don't care... yet.

I despise 95% of all forms of physical activity. I'm 6'2, 200lbs, have a beard, black hair, hairy nipples and a cleanly shaven scrotum.

I have been told I give good head. I also like to recieve good head.

I have a reputation for being a scat freak but that is on the decline. I now prefer animal porn.

That was me off the top of my head.

[Amaurote]

Whenever I see an Anton/DemonAnton post - whether it be on the now defunct Mono, or Akpcep, or his own site - my heart skips a beat in excitement and my moral core erodes, in the nicest possible, non-homoerotic way. Welcome, Anton: I've never met anyone quite like him, except possibly my grandma, and there's no-one quite like grandma, as the song says: from this you can probably deduce that Anton is unique, in that he isn't in his 80s, and doesn't like Lladro.

They don't make 'em like Anton any more - and they never did.

Welcome again, Ant; go forth and multiply your posts, comrade.

[Diva]

Welcome to NoChickTrix, Anton! Quite an intro, man. Here's the the rules: Have fun! Everyone here is great. And I see our little Ami has already found you.

We have a great time over here, I'm sure you will too. Ummm... No *cough* scat *cough*...

[Villager]

Welcome, Anton. I can certainly say you've had a notable effect on all the forums we've shared.

[Anton]

I already fell the comfort of this commnities bosom, or is that just Villager's man breasts, indeed I am gald to have found another way to occupy myself, masturbation is awfully tiring especially 9 years on the job without a single day off.

[Redallnite]

I knew you weren't 80!! Morbid maybe but not 80..... Have a great time guy!!!

Marie

[Amaurote]

When I grow up I want to be just like Anton. This is chronologically impossible, of course, since I'm ten years older than him, but I never sweat the little details.

[berly]

Hi Anton. Glad to see you've made it over!

[Anton]

Now I know what Lladro is I can honestly say I don't like it one little bit. Not really my cup of tea which is an odd saying because I don't even like tea so maybe it is my cup of tea and that's why I don't like it. Then it could be that my tea isn't my cup of tea.

The question is: What exactly is my cup of tea and is it really a cup of tea?

[Amaurote]

That is indeed an excellent question, Anton, but I fear that only Smarties have the answer.

http://www.guleroden.dk/images/smarties.gif

[usantic]

Pleased ta meet cha Anton, enjoy!

[Anton]

there's nothing quite like lettign it melt in your mouth, sucking of the chocolate and then biting right the nut in the middle

[Jake]

Welcome to the boards, Anton. It's a great board at that. I like your avatar, by the way. Very cool.

[Anton]

Well I ran off for a bit but I've come back. Haven't got a clue why I stopped probably temporary insanity

[Diva]

KISSES!!!

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/gf/misc/kiss.gif
Hey you! My buddy's back!

[Anton]

Remind me to stop talking to all my female friends for a while if that's the kind of welcomeI get on my return.

Well not all my female friends because some do not exactly make me think SHIBBY when I see them

[dc]

I was deeply affected by your painfully honest introduction.

I seem to be overcome by this feeling of a spiritual uplift that will hopefully keep my once pendulous man-titties pointed toward victory.

You are my wonderbra!

Welcome

[Anton]

Useful Hint: Friends with man breasts are good tools to use in the pursuit of getting to feel female breasts. Here is an exaple conversation

<You to girl>I think he's got better tits than you
<Girl>No he hasn't
<You>Well how about you let me compare
[Feel friends man breasts, then feel her breasts]
<You>Girl wins (to be polite of course she did just let you feel her up)

Works best when in pub and slightly drunk

[Redallnite]

So where have you been hiding old man?????

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/red/old_man_hand2.gif

[dc]

[pro]
I would be popular, maybe even likeable, At leat "useable?"

[con]
I would have to leave my hardened shelter, unable to fondle my man-maries in public.

[Anton]

I've been hiding in my attic away from the flying elephants that are trying to take over the world

[Amaurote]

Welcome. I don't know anything about you, but I'm sure you'll go a long way.

[Bones]

Am....... Are you drunk?

[Amaurote]

I'm not sure about carbon, but we need to ration ellipses now.

[Bones]

Yeah, he's drunk.

[Amaurote]

I think that's what they call "projecting".

[Bones]

Nah. I was sober. WAS.

[James]

I was drunk last night too, Awesome.

[entipy]

HEY Y'ALL! LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND REVIVE OLD-AS-FUCK THREADS!! w00t!!!!

[trekbugging]

i was also wondering where these were coming from--hahaha

[Bassmama]

Blame Am-it's his fucking birthday so he thinks he can get away with it!!