Who the fuck is God?

[Scranton]

Anything like this has never existed, and never will.
Why the fuck is there so many of these cunt's on the face of the planet? Is the fucker playing games? Why do we have so many different religious sects? Every fucking one proclaiming that "ours is the true god", well fuck me god not all of them can be right!.
Belief in these fables may have been okay 2000 years ago, but today! it's fucking bullshit. Where is this "Supreme Being" when you need the cunt? looking at internet porn?
The only time you hear of him is when there's a natural disaster, and people say "Oh it was an act of God" Who the fuck pissed him off so much! what's the fucking reason to wipe half a town off a fucking map?
If this is the god I'm supposed to be beholden to? You lot can have the fucker all to yourselves!.

[Jennafer]

Hu Hummmm. I had to go for this one...Where is god? Look in the mirror. "God" created all of us, even the Mf's who nailed the trade center. Why? Who fucking knows...But they are people, like us, who shit, breath, eat, everyday...I don't know what's right or wrong. I know what I feel is wrong, but to others they have the right. So, who really has the right? We all say God owns the soil, but we claim it. If we're all going to get into religion and shit...Lets go for it. But, I think fate is determined. Bush Hole said, we have to choose between the extreems? That isn't fair. What do you choose? The day or the night? I happen to like BOTH.

[Scranton]

Well fuck me if I've strayed to the darkside here!
I get no fun being an atheist, don't even get any holidays for it even, but it's my choice to beleive in what I believe in.
If this god is so great and powerful, plus has the added bonus of being all-seeing, answer me this: What the fuck is he doing about it?
I don't want my reward in heaven! I want mine now whilst I'm alive. Surely we have moved on from this religious way of life, to follow something that was written over 2000 years ago, seems to me to be out of touch with the real world.
We have laws that teach us these things, and we make laws to protect ourselves. Quoting from and old outdated book ain't gonna stop nobody.

[Scranton]

And while I'm here, I already had the watchtower PR people knock here. Do these fuckers understand the meaning of the word "NO"?
These human dregs are so screwed up they even make me look normal. I suppose answering the door clutching a bread knife and staring at them! helps them grasp the concept of the word "NO".

Satan offers you the best deal of all, he'll give you it all now, you just give him your eternal soul!. Well it has me sold, See you all in the next life.

[Zaphros]

hey Scranton :)

All of the above you said mate !!

God = lies, fear, anything to keep people in line etc etc.

Zaphros

[Jennafer]

God, is the great ALIEN in the sky. And he has an ass probing fetish....:eek:

the fact that you have the ability to contemplate God's existence should tell you everything you need to know.