You ARE the monkey!

[Bane]

OK, heres a question. If you were a monkey who would you fling poop at? You can treat this as an exercise in stupidity or you can consider the deep meaning behind it (If I had one chance to throw feces at someone with no risk, who would this person be).

Only one rule: Don't pick me. k? thx.

[Diva]

Hehehe. You took my answer. :p

George Bush... because I know he would scream like a little girly girl.

[JakeD]

BANE!!! No, I kid. :P

Actually, I'd love to fling poop at my Spanish teacher. Just to see her reaction. With my luck, she'd whip out her husband's pistol (he's a cop) and shoot my simian ass dead right there on the spot.

Can I pick more? I'd love to throw shit at a lot of people. A LOT of people.

[Boozer]

The owner of my place of prior employment. You should have seen the look on his face when I shook his hand a few years ago at Christmas time. My hands were filthy from this oil/grease stuff they put on the parts to keep them from rusting. I said, "Oops, sorry about that Joe." He looked like he was gonna hurl. I'd love to see him getting hit in the mouth with monkey dung!!!

[Bane]

Hell tell me as many people as youd like to hit with the funky munky treatment, but I gotta know the primary target :p

[Boozer]

Oh, there are WAAAAAY too many to list here. I'd use up all of Diva's bandwidth, or what ever it's called.

[chica]

The snotty ppl, especially girls who can be so cruel, when they make fun of or belittle the ''nerds'' or ''geeks.'' Not only would they scream like sissys, but they would get a taste of their own medicine. But i wouldn't want to throw the poo myself, caz i don't want to go down to their level.

[kittyroze]

Hmm...my boyfriend's best friend. She's been nothing but passively controlling and mean to me. I HATE that.

[dc]

C'mon kitty, dudes don't have female best friends ... IT's A FRONT!

Sorry ...

[Diva]

/me flings poo at dc

[Boozer]

/me hands Diva a damp towel to wipe her hands off with.

[Bane]

I have decided to fling poo at my ex, and as diva can attest if anyone deserves some poop pie she does. :(

[Zaphros]

Hmmm, my ex g/f. She was such a gold digger.

/me makes the daddy of all poo balls and lofts it at $%^7$*

[Jake]

My sister. :cheesy:

[Blue]

Why would you want to mess with the stuff if you felt that way about the person? Is the person worth getting dirty over?

[Diva]

/me flings poo at Blue

Yes

[Blue]

Blue dodges....too slow

[Diva]

/me points to Blue's cheek

Wanna bet?

[kittyroze]

Hey DC, bad news...I have multiple male best friends...and my boy toy has multiple female friends. It CAN happen. It can be fishy, but it can happen. :)

[dc]

I guess ... anything "can" happen?

[maryellen]

Awww hell -
/me flings poo at dc for not thinking that men and women can be friends

[dc]

THNX ellen,

May I call you that?

[Bane]

*flings poop at Bill O'Reilly*

[JakeD]

*launches a turd torpedo at the neighbors for not letting their cat in the apartment when it starts yowling*

[Mr. Bojangles]

/me pops anal-retentive moron neighbor wit de monkey spunk. Inna mout.

[Bassmama]

I'm w/Diva- Georgie Porgie gets the SECOND huge turd I fling.

My MOTHER IN LAW gets the first & HUGEST!!! (Stinky, knock the old bitch on her ASS turd!) Then you can line up Mark & his sisters for the next stinky loads.

[Ice Man]

C'mon kitty, dudes don't have female best friends ... IT's A FRONT!

Sorry ...

Dude, you are so incorrect. Two of my best friends are female. They hunt, fish, play golf, mud ride and all of the other stuff that we "gruntin" males do. They are a blast to be around.

Now, let's see who would I throw poop at?

Well since degrading individuals is not really my cup of java, I would have to say no one. Defamation of a persons character or person is incorrect behaviour.

Besides the fact that it may be fun and I would get carried away and just throw it at everyone for the reaction effect.

[Unforgiven]

In no particular order:

1. George W. Bush and his entire administration.
2. My German teacher. Nothing personal, she's just the personification of the class. Truth be told, she seems like she'd be someone I'd think well of outside of class. I just hate the class.
3. Christian Fundementalists (sp).
4. Monkies.
5. Rich people that don't know what it's like to not be rich.
6. People that can't have a debate without making it an argument.

[Evilpoptart]

1 Karl Rove
2 2nd ammendment people
3 Mike cause he is a wuss, and dont like it when people get mad
4 Mike again, cause he talks about math too much
5 Diva, for being a meanie on my Voice Mail