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Diva
11-27-01, 01:08PM
If you could trade places with anyone for a day, who would it be? What would you do?

Amaurote
11-27-01, 02:15PM
(1) Liberty Ross
(2) Stay In

http://www.happypsycho.com/pics4/liberty13.jpg
This is probably a scandalously flippant, shallow and depressingly hylic response, given the majestic spiritual potential resident in the original question, but I do scandalously flippant, shallow and depressingly hylic better than anyone I've ever met.

The alternative would be Osama Bin Laden: I'd strip myself naked, stick a feather up my arse, convert publicly to the Mighty I Am cult, and turn myself over to the US Marines - precisely 5 seconds before the trade ended.

The only drawback I can see to this idea is that, in the meantime, he'd probably form an Al-Qaeda cell in my humble village, annexe the surrounding mineshafts and launch a successful all-out offensive against the infidel Republic of Spennymoor's Workingmen's Club...

http://www.dradio.de/homepage/img_gr/ap-bin-laden-close.jpg

12-04-01, 09:26PM
heh heh, that's easy. i'd trade places with bill gates and i'd shoot myself in the stomach as many times as i could during the last 10 second of my time in his body.

Amaurote
12-05-01, 10:45AM
I wouldn't do that, Rude: knowing Bill Gates, he'd probably find an escape clause in the contract allowing him to maintain a monopoly on your own, recently vacated body.

12-05-01, 11:02AM
fuckin' shitASS motherFUCK!!! you're probably right about that bitch. UGH!!!!! i would give anything (short of my soul) to see his company go down in flames. i would let him KEEP HIS MONEY, just see his company wiped from the face of the earth. my anger burns so purely and so bright with him i don't think i could meet him without killing him on the spot. but nevermind my bitch-like musings, get back to the topic at hand.

Diva
12-05-01, 11:48AM
Moving right along *punches RudeDawg in arm*...

I guess it would have to be Madonna. Not that I'm a huge fan, but she's got the best of everything right now. She calls the shots, is financially secure, seems emotionally stable, and has little or no inhibitions. I'd wear her ass out, and have a ball [or two].

LucifersChild
12-12-01, 04:42AM
hehe i love this one.... one person id trade places with, for a day, and whatd i do.... hmmm well id have to say the person id be for a day is marilyn manson. id love to spend one whole day, doing the drugs i wanted, having the women i wanted, and then spend my night rocking an auditorium full of people just like me. because, i mean, its just for one day right? no repurcussions! :D

Amaurote
12-12-01, 04:12PM
Wasn't she once almost strangled to death over the bonnet of a car by Lyndsey Buckingham?

I still say they should trade names to clarify the gender differences. Then again, I live in a country where male members of the aristocracy routinely call themselves "Hilary"...