It's Just So... You

[Diva]

What favorite/famous phrases are you prone to use?

Anyone who knows me has heard the imfamous "No shit, Sherlock". And I've got a whole slew of em. What about you?

[Amaurote]

"Ah, well, thanks anyway; I greatly appreciate you showing me around your prison."

I've always wanted to use "You cackle often but you never lay an egg", but opportunities for its employment rarely arise...

[minerjoe1963]

i`ve always liked " O ta spanky " . for what ever reason ... it makes me laugh.

[LucifersChild]

lessee.... "fuckin a" "whatthefuckever" "shut the fuck up" i seem to use fuck a lot dont i :confused:

[Jake]

That's my Lucy for ya, dainty a flower. :D

I say "Y'all".

Although my more frequent quote is hanging over my desk. A present from some of the kids. It says,
"Well now... Ain't that a bitch?"

[usantic]

I usually use this one at the shop when folks walk in, " Just shout when you need a shopping cart." If I see something that is interesting or bizarre it s usually, "unknown" varying volume and cadence with the item or act.

[usantic]

Hey Jake?
Ever use All Y'all?;)

[LucifersChild]

ive been guilty of the yall myself being southern and all lol and thats right jake, damn fuckin skippy im dainty!!!! :p

[Redallnite]

A hundred years from now, who is gonna care..... "Son of a Buck", "Dag gum", do any of these count? I use all kinds of colorful words. At times I will really use my drawl, just to get certian customers to notice.;)

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by usantic
Hey Jake?
Ever use All Y'all?;)

I use it all the time. I also like to ask "Will Murray marry Mary?" continuously in a faux-Texan accent, just to see if I can pull it off. The Texan accent, that is. I occasionally pull other things off, too, but you don't want to hear about my criminal record.

[berly]

"because I know fuck all, squared, in a box." ...from movie Divorcing Jack.

"I don't dislike cops, I just feel better when they aren't around" ...from ex boyfreind, who probably got it from a movie.

"A ho is a girl who sleeps with everyone, and a bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone but YOU." ...from movie Fear of a Black Hat.

[Diva]

I occasionally pull other things off, too, but you don't want to hear about my criminal record. you wanna bet? Spill it, Vicar. Hey Hollow! Give us the goods on Amaurote! Photos and video are welcome.

[Cevarius]

random

I use that word WAY too often...in the place of words like cool or awesome...

ex. That's cool....That's random...

[Jennafer]

Most of the time, I make up my own. Which are usually twisted. My last one I used who was someone elses was "slacker." I got it from the book of BOB:confused: Don't ask. My friend has a great saying- "If I don't remember, it didn't happen."

[Redallnite]

How about "you dingleberry" :D

[Jennafer]

If you have a problem, you just let me know personally....

Ok. Sorry Red. My bad, again. I've got some shit going on today that has me on the edge. More BS. Shit I don't need, I'm trying to get rid of. Long story, different post. :(

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Jennafer
"If I don't remember, it didn't happen."

That's an excellent maxim, Jennafer, but Oliver North said it first. Repeatedly. Incessantly. Desperately.

http://www.blueridgethunder.com/North-Oliver.GIF

[Diva]

Originally posted by Amaurote


That's an excellent maxim, Jennafer, but Oliver North said it first. Repeatedly. Incessantly. Desperately.

http://www.blueridgethunder.com/North-Oliver.GIF
My dear Amaurote, the question is: Who will say it next:


http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/bushnewman.jpg

[Amaurote]

That's a spectacular cover, Di: I used to subscribe to Mad Magazine in the old days, purely for the fold-in specials and the Alfred E Neuman (sp?) maxims on the inside cover. Is it still going strong over there?

[Redallnite]

This what I thought of him then and I will again:


http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/red/newt.gif

[Amaurote]

That's genuinely amazing, Red; I was sure that dogs couldn't dance the can-can, but this has really changed my opinion. Now all I need to see is a jpeg of a troupe of donkeys waltzing and my life will be complete.

Just to show how grateful I am, in fact, Red, here's a picture of the richest cockroach in the world.

http://polypedal.berkeley.edu/PPLab_gifs/image54.gif

Impressive, isn't it? Eh? Eh? Eh? I know.

[Anton]

no funny pictures of rich animals to post but my favourite saying at the moment would have to be:

"Congratualations, you just made it into the Guiness World Book Of Twats"

[Jake]

You could piss off the Pope. One my ma heard quite frequently this last week.

[The_Roach]

Originally posted by Jennafer
My last one I used who was someone elses was "slacker." I got it from the book of BOB:confused: Don't ask."
Rock on, Jenn! Long live the Church of the Subgenius!

One of my favorite things to say is "Good times."

"Hey Roach, I got laid last night!." Good times.
"Woah... I think this stuff is laced with something." Good times.
"Roach, my mother is going on trial tomorrow for three counts of first degree murder, resisting arrest, insurance fraud, carnal knowledge of animals, and a speeding ticket. So, I'm gonna be a little bit late getting into work." Good times.
You get the picture.

I also have a habit of saying "Fantastic" (in a non-chalant way while giving a slight nod) under similar circumstances.

Phrases my employees frequently hear me say include "You're fired", "I'm gonna kill her" (in reference to one employee that does good work but has almost zero common sense), "I'm going home early", "I'll get around to it later", "If you need me, I'll be in the back" and "I don't care how it gets done."

This last one that really sums up most of my philosophy of life. It's most frequently used when I saunter down to the corner store to buy a pack of cigarettes (probably because I do it so often). I usually pay with a debit card. Invariably, the attendant behind the counter will ask if I would prefer the charge be run through as a credit transaction or a debit transaction, to which I reply: "Whatever makes you happy."

[Diva]

Anyone else have a phrase that you use?

I'm also prone to use the words "Lovely" and "Oy vey" a lot.

[Noctornus]

The only things that I say with any frequency are:

'That's fuckin messed' - When something odd/bad happens.
'Fuckin' Eh¿'
'Shut The Fuck Up'
and
'Later Days' - Sorta like see you later.

-Noctornus

[love_tattoos]

I tend to say:

Anyway
Go Me!

Since meeting Diva, I find myself using Oy Vey quite a bit these days as well. :)

[kittyroze]

Indeed!

[JakeD]

"Riiiiight"
"y'all"
"do what?"(in a particularly hick-ish voice)
"cracker"
"damn it, boy"
"Jesus Christ."
"No thanks. I'm good."
Oh yeah. And "dude". I think I use that one waaaay too often.

There's quite a few more.

[Banger]

I use Jesus Christ alot...and bastard. I call my brother a bastard all the time. I also use punk...that's what I call my nephew...it's funny, cuz he goes around a calls everyone else a punk...

[Assassin13]

"Go Banana!"
"And How!" Such as, 'Man, I can't believe you just did that' And How!
"Jebus!"
"For the love of Fuck!"
"That's it I quit! You can take this Job and Shovel it!" Combination of a quote from Demolition Man and The movie where Nic Cage is a Paramedic, (I cannot remember the name for some reason, something about the dead I believe).
Incase you can't tell a lot of those are Simpsons quotes. I really need a life. :p

[Diva]

Originally posted by Assassin13
"Go Banana!"

Ummm... Can you give me an example of when you'd say that?

/me hopes it isn't during one of those 'intimate' moments...

[Jake]

I am also prone to say "Aw, hell."

[Assassin13]

Heh,
I thik that if I said that during an intimate moment Diva the girl I was with would promptly get up, slap me in the face, mutter a few curses and walkout the door.

In context I use go banana in situations like this:
Friend: Man i can't believe I just took that 15ft jump. That was insane, look at me go.
Me: 'Go banana'
or
'Ha Ha Ha that was hilarious, I can't believe we got away with it!
Go banana!'

[kittyroze]

"Ass Clown"
"Dammit"
"Huh"

[usantic]

Pahshaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[Diva]

I say "Huh?" all the time.

[JakeD]

Do what?

[Diva]

Originally posted by JakeD
Do what?

/me can't stop laughing either