Here's One For The Guys

[Diva]

I was having lunch with a male friend from work the other day. I complimented him using the dreaded term 'nice guy'. Apparently that ranks somewhere below 'fucktwit'. His 'reasoning' was that nice guys don't get laid. Rather, when a girl calls a guy 'nice' it's the equivalent to 'I like you but you will never see me naked'. Granted, he and I are just friends... but I don't see this as a blanket rule.

Guys? What's your opinion?

Now the ladies...

[minerjoe1963]

yup, dated this chick.... she said" your are such a nice person" well that was the DEATH SENTENCE, no nookie for the minerman, * sighs * and i thought it was in the sack. lots of pun intended.

p.s. now i`m known as bastard, mr bastard:shutup: :cool: :kissy:

[Jake]

Hahaha... Hey Joe, How goes it? I agree with the man whole heartedly. She says "nice", dont even bother with the expensive stuff.

[minerjoe1963]

hi ya jake. all is well my friend it`s the kiss of death...... " but we can still be FRIENDS "

[usantic]

I agree to a certain extent Joe, but keep that friendship line open,,, you needn't buy jewels or lavish her with expensive dinners. An occasional coffee or lunch might just bag;) (pun)
the quarry at some future point. *looks to Diva*
So, hon,,,,,,would you consider bagging:D :D :D your nice guy
in the future??????????

minerjoe, a girl told me that when i was young and it almost made my cock crawl up into my stomach and never come out again, so i feel you're thoughts there fo' real.

i would sooner have a girl, or even several girls, consider me an asshole as opposed to a "nice guy". the key is when you're an asshole no one expects anything reasonable of you. so when you actually do something human from time to time you earn more "pussy potential" than when you're a nice guy.

i've known several fellas who were total cocks to everyone they knew. the thing that shocked me was the number of times i heard women who KNEW these guys say, "i can't believe i slept with him." in fact, the fact that these fellas existed converted me from Niceguyism to Complete Cockdom.

i don't know WHAT the hell goes on in a woman's head that makes them do stupid shit like sleep with a total cock of a guy, but i gave up givin' a shit years ago. the more women i treat like sluts the more that act like sluts. and THAT is the reason nice guys don't get laid.

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by rudedawg
minerjoe, a girl told me that when i was young and it almost made my cock crawl up into my stomach and never come out again, so i feel you're thoughts there fo' real.

Rudedawg has an indisputable genius for unsettling visual imagery, and no mistake...!

In relation to Diva's original post, I'd like to use the following analogy:

Imagine yourself as a starving man crawling through the heart of the Syrian desert. You are stricken not only by famine, but also by thirst and heat exhaustion. Suddenly, as from nowhere, your best friend appears, apparently unaffected by the hostile environment, and carrying a kipper on the end of a long pole. He hails you, and begins talking endlessly about an obscure dispute he's having with his Auntie Margaret; while he speaks he casually waves the kipper on the end of a long pole from left to right and back again, right in front of your haggard, cavernous, hollowed face. Your friend is amiable, but he is suddenly - perhaps inadvertently - cast in the role of torturer-in-chief.

This is the way I feel whenever I find myself in the position of spiritual confessor to the opposite sex. Rudedawg has encapsulated the problem completely; as a solution, I suggest answering every question you receive from said friend with non-committal, binary answers, to end the conversation as swiftly as possible, as thus:

Woman: "I feel so terrible; he treated me miserably, and I simply don't know what to do. I'm so glad you're around - I feel so safe talking to a nice guy like you."

Man: "Yes. You feel terrible. He treated you miserably. You do not know what to do. You feel so safe around me. You are glad that I am around. You are talking to a nice person. That is indeed the essence of the matter here. I am glad I have been of service to you in this complex personal matter."

Man tips hat robotically and moves away like Robbie from Forbidden Planet

See? This works every time.