Diva
03-24-03, 07:04AM
You know it's Monday when you're late, tired and have no fucking clue what you are going to write and not be late to work. Oh wait, I just did it.
<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>
Man traveling across country on Lawnmower goes wrong (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/03/20/BA269784.DTL&) way. D'oh...
Industrious Clock (http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html) still going. My hand would cramp...
Burglar fell asleep on the job after sampling (http://www.orange-today.co.uk/news/story/sm_762997.html?menu=news.quirkies) liqueurs. Way to go...
Nativity figures stolen (http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/113-03202003-60894.html) from yard. In March?
Women gets trip to jail for faking (http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Noteworthy/newsFLA5NOTE032003.htm) bruise with mascara. Idiot...
U.S. Energy Department sold a $9,000 copier (http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-na-deals21mar21.story) for a nickel. Why can't I find these deals...
Man shows how he lost thumb, and loses (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1048165741274B216&set_id=1) finger. Idjit...
Lion poo proves roaring success (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0303/0323lion.html) as deer deterrent. I love these stories...
Senior flips (http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/081/metro/Tufts_senior_loses_award_after_insult_to_elder_Bus h-.shtml) Bush Sr the bird and loses an award. So what...
Reporter: What's the deal with France? Bush Sr: They're French (http://www.msnbc.com/news/889541.asp?0cl=c1). Lovely...
Some chick named Krista to drool (http://www.krystaz.com/contents/free.html) over [Pictures]. Enjoy...
<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>
Man traveling across country on Lawnmower goes wrong (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/03/20/BA269784.DTL&) way. D'oh...
Industrious Clock (http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html) still going. My hand would cramp...
Burglar fell asleep on the job after sampling (http://www.orange-today.co.uk/news/story/sm_762997.html?menu=news.quirkies) liqueurs. Way to go...
Nativity figures stolen (http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/113-03202003-60894.html) from yard. In March?
Women gets trip to jail for faking (http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Noteworthy/newsFLA5NOTE032003.htm) bruise with mascara. Idiot...
U.S. Energy Department sold a $9,000 copier (http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-na-deals21mar21.story) for a nickel. Why can't I find these deals...
Man shows how he lost thumb, and loses (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1048165741274B216&set_id=1) finger. Idjit...
Lion poo proves roaring success (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0303/0323lion.html) as deer deterrent. I love these stories...
Senior flips (http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/081/metro/Tufts_senior_loses_award_after_insult_to_elder_Bus h-.shtml) Bush Sr the bird and loses an award. So what...
Reporter: What's the deal with France? Bush Sr: They're French (http://www.msnbc.com/news/889541.asp?0cl=c1). Lovely...
Some chick named Krista to drool (http://www.krystaz.com/contents/free.html) over [Pictures]. Enjoy...