Why Terrorist Commit Suicide

[Jake]

Q: Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide?
A: Let's see now:
1. No pre-marital sex.
2. No oral sex ever.
3. No booze.
4. No titty bars.
5. No playboy channel.
6. No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
7. Hooters? "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"
8. Fucking sand everywhere.
9. Ever fish at an oasis?
10. Rags for clothes and hats.
11. Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left.
12. Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that music?
13. Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung.
14. Prayer four times a day.
15. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's.

Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Jake
11. Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left.

Ah, yes, left and right: I always confuse those two. For that reason alone I'm damned glad I'm not a Moslem; and so are all the Moslems.

Postscript: when did we stop using "Moslemin" as the plural of Moslem? I'd like to take this opportunity to start a compaign to bring it back, if only because it's such a nice, lackasadaisical, pleasant, non-violent, non-homicidal, puppy-playing-in-the-snow sort of noun....

[Jake]

Amuarote: Ah, yes, left and right: I always confuse those two. For that reason alone I'm damned glad I'm not a Moslem; and so are all the Moslems.

You know, that's the reason waving was invented.