[LINK] Funny Page Filled With Quotes

[Diva]

A LOOONNGG page filled with funny quotes. Here's just one of em:

"Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks.
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FortOgdon (http://www.fortogden.com/fosw.html)

[Amaurote]

"Police trying to identify a pedestrian killed when he was hit by a car in Herts contacted the organisers of the National Lottery today in an attempt to find out where he came from." (The Northern Echo, "In Brief"; Jan 13, 1996).

Although I have to confess, I find this almost as depressing as it is sardonically amusing...

[Diva]

So... *flashes light in eyes* where EXACTLY were you that fateful night, sir? And how many tickets have you purchased?