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Blue
02-22-03, 11:47PM
Fri February 21, 2003 08:43 AM ET
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - Dead people are increasingly going out with a bang in Sweden and the trend is posing serious occupational hazards for crematorium workers, a Swedish church newspaper said.

Kyrkans Tidning reported a growing number of explosions in caskets during cremations, sparked by undetected items including heart pacemakers, whose batteries ignite in the intense heat.

Swedes have increasingly taken to cremation and the paper said next of kin and friends were adding to the problem by leaving explosive farewell tokens such as bottles of alcohol, ammunition cartridges and pieces of fireworks in the coffins.

Silicon implants in women who had had cosmetic breast surgery were also known to have exploded during cremation.

You would think these people would check for something like amunition, fireworks, or alcoholic beverages?!

Villager
02-23-03, 12:25AM
Haha.

Sorry.










Ha.

JakeD
02-23-03, 12:53AM
I'm sure that the mortician checked for the silicone breasts.[/horrible, disgusting joke that should result in my damnation to Hell]

kittyroze
02-23-03, 12:57AM
Bad JakeD, bad!

/me chuckles under her breath

DJ Malkav
02-23-03, 01:16AM
well i would but i'm just not all there in teh head..... i didn't think they go boom wow i just got a bad idea

DJ Malkav
02-23-03, 08:13PM
i bet...florda wasn't too bad wheni was down there.