View Full Version : Doing it in the strangest place
Ok, This kinda follows Orbital's thread: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?????
Redallnite
11-13-01, 10:02PM
Depends on what year? I grew up in the 70's, and free love or sex was a norm then, thanks to the 60's "flower child".
*chuckles*
Was that canvas or metal aussie?and were you enlisted at the time???? Am I to assume you try to have sex inna strange place on an annual basis Red?????:p I've been holding off on My answer to this question to garner others. I will give you this,,,,,it was on a very apropos item.:D
It's a toss up. On a bench in a mall parking lot or ontop of a water tower [both during the day].
A chipmonk suit. Dale, to be exact.
Amaurote
11-14-01, 01:20PM
Originally posted by usantic
Ok, This kinda follows Orbital's thread: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?????
Earth.
What a cop-out!!!! Come on, Ami... Where'd ya do it? Inquiring minds want to know!
Oh I'd vote water tower Diva, wow, *thinks a bit * ya got the height and the open visibility, *nods nods nods* Cool, I like that one. Jake, did you happen to have Chip with you at the time and if so does that make it uhm,, a same gender consumation? Or! OR! Were you both in the suit? :p Amaurote, is Middle Earth a serene place?
OMG! I just got a vision of those three sisters in Petticoat Junction(always wanted to be in that R.R. water tower with 'em) Billy Jo, Betty Jo, & Bobby Jo
Hahaha! Man, It was harsh. The roof's really slanted and metal, so we were on a blanket. It was quite comical, thinking back on it....
Redallnite
11-14-01, 08:47PM
I only wish it was an annual event now!!!!! I was a spoiled rich kid, lived overseas (Dubai UAE) and I think we (all my buds) all tried to see who could have sex in the strangest places around the world.
Cool!!
I was wonderin' when I was gonna slim down.
Ok, Here's my strangest place:
I had purchased a very large meat block down in New Orleans
and set it up in my shop. The entire top had this nice amorphic flow to it. Well one night after hours with my former ,,,,,,,,,,,,,;)
*Sits back and takes a moment smiling* Those were the good old days.
Hmmmmm.... A meat block? The name is about right.:D
Amaurote
11-15-01, 11:21AM
On an only tangentially related subject, I'd be grateful if anyone can tell me the origin of the following fable:
Two bulls - father and son - are strolling through the hills in the heat of high noon, and generally revelling in their bestial lives. They suddenly notice a field full of cows in the valley below them, whereupon the son gesticulates excitedly:
Son: (Exuberant) Dad, dad! Come on, let's run down and fuck one!
Father: (Sage) No, my son. Let us walk down and fuck them all.
*Looks uneasily at computer* Uh, Am. Since this is a thread on strangest 'places' you've had sex. Is there some *gulp* correlation with cows that you're getting at.
Let me repeat: The strangest "PLACE" not "PARTNER". Bangs head against monitor to supress visual.
Wow,,,,,,,, 60 views and 15 posts by 6 members. The other members need to get out more. Or should I say get their members out more :confused: :p
Aussie and I were just talking about that the other day. I actually get a large readership with my main page, yet only a small portion signed up here. And of all the people who signed up, only a small portion ever post. It's an odd phenomina.
My best bet is they just snoop. ;) I don't know why they'de sign up otherwise. occasionally I'll delete names that have never posted. I do hope the ones who sign up eventually come and post. I would hope that they took a look around and decided that these are the kind of people they'd like to hang out with.
Maybe they broke all ten fingers hitting the profile keys and can't type!:D
LucifersChild
11-20-01, 06:16AM
ohmygoodness.. well, lets see, the weirdest place ive ever had sex, was in a dressing room at a club. i just met the girl *im with* and it was just amazing. i guess it really wasnt weird, just very memorable :p there was enough room for us, and only us lol standing up.. ok thats enough of that, i dont want to work myself up at 7am lol
in the car with my parents in the front seat.
Redallnite
11-22-01, 10:27PM
How did you do that?? :confused: :confused: :confused:
i was 13, it was late comin' back from an event with my folks in the front and me and my girl in the back. they were havin' a spirited discussion of family issues and my and my girl got to fondlin'. then she started suckin' (it was REAL dark fortunately) my cock thru my shorts. i started rubbin' her nubbin' thru her shorts. i came (she swallowed like a good girl red) then i rubbed her under her skirt 'til she came. the whole thing took like 7 minutes, but it was sooooo splendid.
Ummmm... Well, Red. You asked. Is it hot in here?
Amuarote: Just a wild guess here: Virgin? Or is the 'missionary' position a little closer to the religious nickname?:kissy:
in college i slept with a girl in her dorm room while her girlfriend was in the bunk beneath us. for revenge she had sex in her bed when my girl went home to visit the folks. when she got back they had a big ole fight and didn't talk the rest of the year. i wish i could have been there for the catfight though! meow fo'real!
I'm bringin' this thread back up since we've gotten a good number of new members.
I wonder why Usantics? :)
Mine would be: with my naked arse in the snow!
One time I tried in a hammock. It was more effort than it was worth, though. Of course I was a teen and it was in her parent's backyard, so we were nervous too.
kittyroze
10-16-02, 10:19AM
Hmm...strangest place eh? Well, one evening, the boy toy and I were partying at a friends house and decided it was time to go for a "walk". We did it in the grass by the playground equipment of his old middle school. My only complaint was that it was mosquito season.
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 10:32AM
Over the Atlantic, in our seats, with a blanket over us. The stewardess caught us. Very embarrassing.
Usantic, now I get your furnitureporn laugh........ cool. Meatblock has a ring, no?
Biff! You're a member of the mile high club, too. :cheesy:
A stewardess in the airplane bathroom is my claim to fame. That woman was double jointed.
A subway, Andie? Now that's riske.
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 10:54AM
Yup...... I joined that club before it had a name...... Now getting the stewardess to disrobe and play, is a feat Jake. I'm in awe. Actually managed to get a gal to go to my hotel, but before you landed !!!!
Folks, we are in the presence of greatness.
BTW... Andie IS the subway.
Princess
10-16-02, 11:01AM
where do i buy tokens?
Princess, I have a roll in my pocket. :)
Safety
*click*
Not safe anymore..;)
Eh hem... Princess. Y'all gonna leave me high and dry like this? I thought we had a pact. ;)
Princess
10-16-02, 12:25PM
I have to ride the subway..... I just HAVE to.
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 12:26PM
Gag........ aarrrghhhh, rent a room you two, before I take the safety off my weapon. I swear, I'll shoot ......
aarrrghhhh........
:shutup: :shutup: :shutup:
Biff..Princess is a..well..a princess..And since im a knight in shining armor..(remember the waxing) i do my duty.:D
Allright Princess, where's your claim to fame? *Jingles tokens in pocket*
HeavensAngel
10-16-02, 01:00PM
Hmm I guess I'd have to say, in the park at night after the park was closed.
The police came and almost arrested us :)
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 01:06PM
and for how long were they watching, before they put a stop to it??
Girlus interuptus .......is not a nice thing to witness!!
love_tattoos
10-16-02, 01:23PM
In the park on a picnic table. Didn't get caught though. ;)
I'm just wondering if losing one's virginity on their parents couch while their parents are home constitutes as a strange place. Not that this was me of course, but just wondering. ;)
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 02:03PM
I'll never eat on a picnic table again, or look my mum in the eye.
Princess
10-16-02, 02:06PM
Originally posted by Jake
Allright Princess, where's your claim to fame? *Jingles tokens in pocket*
andreas is so hot it will take me more than a life time to recover....
Originally posted by Princess
andreas is so hot it will take me more than a life time to recover....
Chicken! :shutup:
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 02:35PM
Jake, do you feel left out too? Wanna go on a date?
Originally posted by Bff Biff
Jake, do you feel left out too? Wanna go on a date?
YAY..a true NCT couple..Lets make this date happen..Who know..might turn out great
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 02:44PM
Wisely, Jake has refused to answer. What have I done?
Aw hell. I knew Princess was up to something with that post. Strictly a ladies' mand, Biff. But thanks for asking.
Hmmmm parks, picinic table, (eh BooBoo?) planes, trains, snow. All of those sound fun and something for me to try and add to the list. Let me share a few more,,,,,,:D (sorry can't help myself)
The still warm hood of a '67 Mustang
A pommel horse (big big fun) in my shop after hours
Any one remember the clothing store Merry Go Round?
OK so I admit it, I worked there for a time
Dressing room with the manager waaaahooooie!!!!:cheesy:
I would say it would be in a bedroom closet on top of the built-in hamper while parents were downstairs.
Another would be front seat of a 1977 TransAm Passenger seat in a roadside park facing highway in the middle of the day!
A third in a living room chair whith her setting on my lap under a blanket, eith her parents in the room. I was using my long fingers to make her happy.
Lonster
at the superbowl, halftime, center of field..j/k..not really..
but at a nightclub and not in the bathroom..figure it out yourself..;)
Ah, but the football field at midnight with a cheerleader is worthy. Man, I wonder why I forget some of these memories. Oh yeah, my friends were there watching in the stands.
Princess
10-17-02, 12:15PM
strange? post Office
most public? park at noon
most populated? lecture class at the university with 200+ students
most sexy? balcony off a nightclub in flordia
=)
Bff Biff
10-17-02, 01:16PM
Bad, Bad, Princess..... I thought the Rock and Rollers had the weird stories.......Lecture class?? New meaning to the sweaty classroom, eh?
I'll never mail another letter, either!
For over two decades, people have mistakenly believed that the song "Afternoon Delight" is about secretly banging your co-worker in the supply closet and setting off Roman candles to drown out the noise.
But, actually it's about Jello.
Bff Biff
10-17-02, 07:00PM
Verbosity... the act of being verbose......... Jello, eh?? Why don't I believe you?
One of the few drawbacks of being a drunken slut is, I can't seem to remember having sex at all, much less where I didn't have it.
Jennafer
10-17-02, 11:50PM
Ok. I didn't have time to keep up w/all the replies cause I'm limited on time on this piece of crap for a compooter (It doesn't even play music?) Anyway.....The strangest place would have to be this creepy graveyard out in the middle of nowhere w/broken tombstones from 1700's and shit. It's freaky! And I got bent over a tombstone by some guy I was dating...I'll bet he'll never forget that one. Oh, and one time at the beach at Camp Pendleton, San Diego w/X hubby, but that's kinda "normal" (?) (it was a quicky) Oh, and there was one time down the highway on my 21st Bday and we had a party at TGI Friday's, but I don't remember? Everyone kept buying me Tequila shots! I "heard" it was fun until we got pulled over? But I don't remember that either? (I was out!)
Bent over a tombstone?
YOU ROCK!
Bff Biff
10-23-02, 08:51AM
Jenn...... no one comes close to you, cutey. I'm thinking my life has been really boring........
No-one bends me over anything, ever. Bummer.
kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:41PM
Geez, have I ever got some work to do!!!
Dude ...
Is it my laptop, or is the internet on fire?
These threads keep changing ...
Bff Biff
10-24-02, 04:59AM
Not really DC...... we're still doing it strange, in place.
Originally posted by Bff Biff
Not really DC...... we're still doing it strange, in place.
Dare I ask if you're getting strange in place?????? :whome:
Bff Biff
10-24-02, 11:00AM
Getting strange, for me, is a misnomer.
*In place* refers to an Old British WarTime Ritual, where the man takes the woman, attachs her to a trapeze, hangs her from the ceiling, unwraps the butter, opens a quartsize KFC gravy tub, cleans the tongs then freezes them, and then, slowly draws out all of her..........
jackwright
10-24-02, 01:06PM
Yikes, and I was having visions of a bucket fuck there for a second.
Oh man, that is beyond gross. That's too much for this soldier.
Ugh. No more of that, Biff.... Please.
jackwright
10-24-02, 01:22PM
Damn, just when I was becoming aroused.
Weirdest place? Graveyard. I met this girl one day at her job, and we went out once or twice....one night she calls and asks if I want to go somewhere, and she tells me to bring a condom...I stuffed about three in my pocket and waited for her.
She pulls up in her mom's car and we drive off. We're headed down this funky old backroad (remember, I live in the boonies) and she pulls up next to this graveyard under a tree and tells me to come with her...so we go out into the graveyard (somewhere well-hidden, mind you) and we proceeded to get it on. It was strange, and I was so fricking nervous that I swear I jumped every time I heard the slightest noise.
Originally posted by JakeD
It was strange, and I was so fricking nervous that I swear I jumped every time I heard the slightest noise.
Which of course is exactly the type of motion a chick likes. *Starts looking at graveyards more closely*
Originally posted by Diva
Which of course is exactly the type of motion a chick likes. *Starts looking at graveyards more closely*
:eek: :wow:
just......................... damn
kittyroze
11-01-02, 09:59AM
Hmm...I'll have to look into this graveyard thing as well. But later in the summer...it's about 10 degrees here...I don't think my guy could handle it!
kittyroze
11-02-02, 11:18AM
Lol, sadly no, he couldn't. He detests the cold. Which makes winter play very limited. *sigh*
Going Hi-Ho in the snow requires good preparations..Otherwise it all turns cold, not very pleasant and not a very nice memory...
kittyroze
11-03-02, 11:42AM
I think it would be wonderful in the snow...but I'm a bit of a weird one from time to time...come on it would only draw more attention to the bits of you that were warm...siiiigh...I need to give my guy a call....
Heh..images of a smoking "gun"??? :D
kittyroze
11-03-02, 12:15PM
Things would definitely get steamy...
Just make sure you cover your ass Kitty. How did that phonecall go by the way? ;)
kittyroze
11-03-02, 06:58PM
Lol, he's being a butt and doesn't want to drive the three hours here just to spend one night. I think a kick ass booty call is worth six hours total drive time....don't you? :winkkiss:
completely........ thats nothing
Originally posted by kittyroze
Lol, he's being a butt and doesn't want to drive the three hours here just to spend one night. I think a kick ass booty call is worth six hours total drive time....don't you? :winkkiss:
Tell him you've got a group of people saying that he's a fool for not taking you up on that.
Ummm..I know someone who would go across an ocean...
Originally posted by Andie
Ummm..I know someone who would go across an ocean...
Makes me wonder if this Pa. girl has fallen by the wayside.....
Usantic..That ended some time ago..
Sorry to hear that Andie.
kittyroze
11-04-02, 07:32PM
I would tell him he's a fool for not taking me up on that offer. However, I make that offer nearly every night. I was surprised to find out he has a less active libido than the one I have.
Sorry to hear about that Andie, you know you've got tons of chicks at NCT drooling all over you! :winkkiss:
kittyroze
02-26-03, 12:29AM
Hey all, I just wanted to revive this thread cause I'm curious about recent er...endeavors? Any good stories? What's the most interesting place/situation you've had sex?
Hee hee hee!
* SysLord wonders if this thread is a substitute for a booty call :D
Augustus
02-26-03, 10:39PM
Definately a movie theater. And this was full on sex, not the blow/hand job that everyone seems to have a theater story about.
Augustus
02-26-03, 10:40PM
Originally posted by Amaurote
Canvas? Ha, that must have damned well chafed...
On an only tangentially related subject, I'd be grateful if anyone can tell me the origin of the following fable:
Two bulls - father and son - are strolling through the hills in the heat of high noon, and generally revelling in their bestial lives. They suddenly notice a field full of cows in the valley below them, whereupon the son gesticulates excitedly:
Son: (Exuberant) Dad, dad! Come on, let's run down and fuck one!
Father: (Sage) No, my son. Let us walk down and fuck them all.
The first time I heard it was on the sopranos.
Wow. I can hear the people in the back already.
"Sit down, damn you, we......whoa."
kittyroze
02-26-03, 11:17PM
Sys, you're probably right...it's been a long time for this kitty. Sigh.
Originally posted by kittyroze
Sys, you're probably right...it's been a long time for this kitty. Sigh.
A kitty that can't purr. What a shame!
Augustus
02-27-03, 06:55AM
I always remember this email that was forwarded around, with a list of funny newspaper headlines. The only one I remember is:
"Teenage Prostitution Problem Mounting."
:)
Originally posted by Augustus
I always remember this email that was forwarded around, with a list of funny newspaper headlines. The only one I remember is:
"Teenage Prostitution Problem Mounting."
:)
* JakeD cackles.
There was one in the local newspaper here that simply read "Porn" in big bold capital letters. I think that may have been their highest-selling periodical yet. I can just imagine some old farmer walking by and thinking: "Well, whut the hail da we have here? Whee dogies! We gon' be havin' some fun tonight! *looks at palms*"
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