first official love / sex question:

[orbital]

"when and where do you make love most often? if you could vary either the time or the place more than you do now, which would you prefer?"

lay 'em on me.... (the ANSWERS, sheesh ya perverts) ;)

[Redallnite]

Sweetie, I haven't done it in so long that any time or place would be a delight!!

It's hell being married to an old man

[LucifersChild]

wow.. funky question.. well when i was with someone, we had sex mostly in the bed, the couch came up a close second. if i could have changed something, i would have done it in public more often :D

[usantic]

I have tried and tried and tried to get my wife to have sex someplace other than our bed in the same position:( since the last time we did it, which was abouuuuuuuut 4 months ago, which (no pun intended) came after another drought of what seemed like 2 years. Cybering doesn't count though does it?;)

[Jake]

Hahaha... Have you tried surprising her and taking her to a hotel for the evening? Send her some porn pictures and tell her to pick a position for the evening. If you have one in mind... Just make the other pictures anal. ;)

[Redallnite]

Jake - Sweetie that doesn't even work........ Try wearing all kinds of silks and teddies, making candle lit dinners and end up just going to sleep.

[Jennafer]

Outdoors. Period. Moon, stars, fog, sun, rain, dew....The real world....AH.;)

[usantic]

Thanks for the input Jake, but she would roll her eyes at the porn (although a chick flick might work if she didn't end up cryin' at the end). We've had oppurtunity at hotels plenty of times--nada. I've tried plying her with wine-- uh uh. Believe me I've worked it to get to a solution. Talked with the girl that cuts my hair and she just thinks she's gone frigid. What ever,,,,,,,,,, I think I may be due my midlife crisis and just let my eyes (and bod)wander a bit more.

[Jake]

Aw, Hell... USAntic. You ever see Mrs Doubtfire?


Forplay: "Brace yourself, Bessie."

[Redallnite]

Yeah right!!! foreplay is for the birds...........

[LucifersChild]

im telling you sex on a schedule sucks.. my ex used to tell me "well, we'll be having sex on thursday" hmmmm no the hell we wont, im 24 yrs old, and in the prime of my life, i do nothing on a schedule lol we used to do the hotel thing, once every few weeks. but i will tell you this, this new girl, knows how to spice things up :p

[Redallnite]

Originally posted by LucifersChild
im telling you sex on a schedule sucks.. my ex used to tell me "well, we'll be having sex on thursday" hmmmm no the hell we wont, im 24 yrs old, and in the prime of my life, i do nothing on a schedule lol we used to do the hotel thing, once every few weeks. but i will tell you this, this new girl, knows how to spice things up :p

Ok lucy you may be at your prime, but you are years away from your peak. Just you wait, that's when you just wish you had some one at theirs.... For me would be a 21 yr. old stud muffin! It's a shame men are so young when they hit their peak. (or is it?) :cool:

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Redallnite
...when they hit their peak.

Say, Red, is that a new euphemism for masturbation? My personal favourite is "Bashing the Bishop", but each to his, her or someone else's own is my firm (or, indeed, flaccid) belief.

[Diva]

Is that some subliminal message, Ami?

Biship... religious figure
Vicar ... religious figure

Looking for some lovin?

[Amaurote]

Well, Diva, I personally find it all quite confusing, and not at all exhilarating: essentially, Bishops have Bishoprics, and Vicars have rectors. Actually, speaking technically vicars are parsons: Congregationalists have ministers; Presyterians have pastors; Roman Catholics priests; and Judaism rabbis; but no-one - no-one - likes to be called a parson.

None of the above is relevant, of course, except for the initial reference to Bishoprics. Vicars have benefices rather than rectors, but I never let the truth get in the way of a cheap gag.

[Diva]

I'm onto you now, man!!!

Vicars have rectors
'Preference', dear?


I never let the truth get in the way of a cheap gag.
Shall I 'channel' my restraint on this one?

[berly]

Originally posted by Redallnite


Ok lucy you may be at your prime, but you are years away from your peak. Just you wait, that's when you just wish you had some one at theirs.... For me would be a 21 yr. old stud muffin! It's a shame men are so young when they hit their peak. (or is it?) :cool:

Ah, Red - I hear you on this one. Me in my 30s = sexual peak.

The fun part is going to a store like Frys (uber computer/entertainment store here in the States, with famously bad customer service) and browsing around in the porn section. I can clear the entire aisle by strolling in, picking up a dvd and examining the title. I don't know if this is because I'm a chick checking out the porn or if I'm scary in other ways? Buying it is even more fun, as the checker at the register either smirks or looks at me quizzically.

[minerjoe1963]

as for myself, any place is a good place. behind a bush, in a tree, a moving car. ALL SEX IS GREAT SEX

now usantic, try asking her what`s wrong. the worst thing that could happen is you get to spend a couple of nites with fido .

you know girls the really sad thing is that women hit their sexual peak at an age where they are falling apart. Dam nature sux at times

[berly]

Originally posted by minerjoe1963
you know girls the really sad thing is that women hit their sexual peak at an age where they are falling apart. Dam nature sux at times:cheesy: ;) :cheesy:

Oh you're, as cruel as nature can be - I can only imagine what it is like for an *cough*old*cough* man, such as yourself! There's our minerjoe, so old that the reflexes have slowed - allowing young hotties that might stumble into range to escape! And the older, "falling apart" hotties, they are too busy looking for young studs to fulfill their sexual needs. Sadly, they don't even look his way! *snif* The cruelest part of all, my friends is this. Nature has not yet robbed our aussie of his perceptiveness or eyesight - thereby tantalizing the old man's being with all he can not have.

Dude, I'd be bitter too! *wink*

You know you love me, right? :p

[Redallnite]

Originally posted by berly


Nature has not yet robbed our aussie of his perceptiveness or eyesight - thereby tantalizing the old man's being with all he can not have. :p

Nature has robbed aussie of his eyesight!! Now that he has glasses, those tantalizing young beautys are nothing more than old hags.......:kissy:

whoa. i don't even know if i'm supposed to answer the question, but after reading these replies i have a nice glowing hardon.

as a man i feel that every man (well, almost every man) would ALWAYS like the frequency to increase. short of 4-7 times a week, there's always some room to improve.

all you ladies that bitch and moan about wanting more, have you made an effort to return your man's enthusiasm? have you walked around in sexy clothes providing you have a REMOTELY appealing body? have you dropped a few pounds if you DIDN'T have one? do you suck cock? WELL? do you dance sexy for your man? sometimes a cock falls asleep for a while, but it can ALWAYS be aroused (barring medical malfunctions 'n' shit). if you haven't done these things then DON'T COMPLAIN. if you're walkin' around the house in a hairnet and baggy sweatpants and always bitchin' at your man that he never strokes you like he used to, take a good look in the mirror and re-contemplate. but if you're always beggin' to swallow his nut-butter and grinding your snatch on his crotch, and he doesn't accept the invitation...i apologize.

but a quick band-aid cure can be summed up like this: swallow.

[Redallnite]

yuck!!! Oh rude one you swallow that stuff once then talk to me!!:kissy:

i haven't swallowed, but i've tasted. and it's not that bad. if you've ever had grits with lots of salt then you've virtually had the same thing. but enough. red, if you want, then you must go that extra mile to get. otherwise, don't complain, you've earned what you have.

[Redallnite]

Yeah right!! Ok big guy, I eat grits almost daily and NO WAY, NO HOW does salty or even extra salty grits tastes like that crap. If men really feel we grip and moan about sex, then get off ya'lls fat lazy good for nothing ASS!! Clean your selves up and thin down that gut!! Hell, wipe your ass some times we aint your mommas... :shutup:

red, if your man's nut nectar tastes like crap, then you better start cookin' him some better meals! as for men gripin' about sex, you've got a point. i know guys that bitch and moan about their women not lovin' them enough, but they are stupid slobs so they get what they earned. but i also know guys with women that they do everything under the sun for and STILL gets no pussy.

but i was respondin' in specific reply to you babygirl. if you want your old man's johnson to come out of hibernation, you gotta let him know that there's something to come out for. after all, he is your chosen. your special man. there's no one in the world for you until you choose another, so make the best of it. and swallowing isn't the only solution, just the quickest one. there's also anal sex, dressing up like a cheerleader, stripteases, goin' WITH him to the strip club (ALWAYS better than goin' with the fellas), quadrupling the frequency with which you suck his cock AND lick his balls in the same session and DON'T expect anything back, etc. of course, if your man has "special" interests you could dress up as a dominatrix and beat the shit out of him or even don a strap-on and pound him like you wish you were gettin' it. if none of these work then you may have to reinvest in a new lover.

[Diva]

*Slaps palm of hand to forehead* Jeeze you two. I'm expecting Dr Ruth to walk out here any minute. And blush!

dr. ruth...damn. i want that woman so bad i almost fuck the screen whenever she's on it. any woman that knows that much about sex could probably fuck a pornstar into submission...whew, that's my kind of challenge.

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by rudedawg
there's also anal sex, dressing up like a cheerleader, stripteases, goin' WITH him to the strip club (ALWAYS better than goin' with the fellas), quadrupling the frequency with which you suck his cock AND lick his balls

And that's just Sunday evening, folks...

[usantic]

just.................................wow

alright red, fess up. you doin' anything special to get your man's jimmy a-jumpin'? i would LOVE to know. if not, you may have to just go without. and i KNOW you don't want that.