phone sex, anything and everything...

i met this girl and then she moved away. we knew we couldn't be together so we fucked around on the phone. for a month we had phone sex every other night. this shit was unreal. we created fantasies, e-mailed each other ideas...the whole nine. i had her in just about every hole, situation and position imagineable and scared the shit out of my roommates every now and then. so tell me, has anyone had experiences with phone sex? good? bad? beautiful? miserable? none? too much? i'm curious ya'll, help me out.

[Diva]

When I was in college I did a 976 number for some extra cash. Not live, mind you. First, they start you off with scripts that men can pay to listen to. Each time you show up, the script is a little racier. Raunchier. 25 bucks cash for ten minutes. But I couldn't get into going live. They hook up a phone at your home. You sign in, and it rings off the hook.

Yes, I have had phone sex. Cyber sex. One handed typing bites. But it was fun.

[NewEnglChick]

phone/cyber - both can be great

**if** (and its a huge one) you happen to find that one person out of 1,000,000 who know its more than saying a bunch of dirty words and naming body parts... ;)

[Diva]

True... True. It's also knowing when to use those words and which body parts go where. ;)

[Jake]

Hmmmmm. so, Diva. Do you still partake in any of the above?

that's funny ladies, 'cause with the few girls i did try it with, the one was receptive. the rest all wanted me to do all the work. how's that shit for role reversals? and they were the ones who suggested it in the first place! they made me feel just like a piece of meat.

[Diva]

OH NO!!!! How dare they treat you like a peice of meat! I'll kick their ass! And you're so... so... Huh. Well shit, R-Dawg. Isn't that what you are?

[Scranton]

"Phone Sex"?
You actually insert a handset into your flue? or do the males put their cocks into the mouth piece???
If I'm ever in the neighbourhood, remind me NOT to use your phone you dirty fuckers?

[Diva]

Oh yeah? Well let me just sa... Oh.. Ummm. excuse me, my twat is ringing

hell yeah i'm a piece of meat. a walkin', talkin', rootin', tootin' piece of a grade american toughstuff. now why don't you come on 'round and have a chew, eh?

[NewEnglChick]

i was just reading on some website (which one was that??) that dicks aren't for chewing on like beef jerky

Originally posted by rudedawg:
<STRONG>now why don't you come on 'round and have a chew, eh?</STRONG>

[Diva]

Damn! You beat me to it! hey chickeeta! Unless R-Dawg likes that? Enquiring minds wanna know! If I see a dick with teeth marks in it... I think I'll pass, though.

it was FIGURATIVE ya' crazy broads. i was alluding to the fact that i would like diva to, in some fashion, place her lips around my cock and suck like there's a 24 carat diamond in my nutsack. i wouldn't want her to CHEW on my cock. just SUCK it. with lots of tongue action. getting under the tip and working around until i'm at full extension. then pushing my cock into her mouth until it's partially down her throat. SEE?! that had NOTHING to do with chewing on my cock, did it?

[Cokera]

You know women sometimes you have to be very specific and talk slowly for them to understand. :D

now ain't THAT the truth cokera!