Flawed

[aussie]

We all have flaws here and there in our character. What do you see as your major flaw?

For mine I guess its that I have opinions on most things.
someone told me once opinions are like arm pits. Most people have a couple and most of the time they stink

[Jennafer]

My anger is a bitch. Especially when I'm drunk. My depression can be scary and psychotic. My inhibitions can sometimes, not exist at all and I just do what ever the fuck I want to for any reason. And not care....Oh, and I have a ass wound.

[Redallnite]

Being stubburn, that's my biggest flaw. I will argue to the end.... I will however, find out for sure if I was right or not...

I am too gullable for my own good at times, I know the golden rule seems to SUCK this day and time. :(

[LucifersChild]

i guess my biggest flaw is im a bitch, plain and simple i admit it. if i dont like you, youll know it. if i have something to say, ill say it. its gotten me into a lot of trouble. which most of you know about my recent troubles, but i dont let it stop me, i am who i am

[Amaurote]

What's your opinion on armpits, Aussie? I think they're great, in both their hinge-and-bracket arm function and their role as musical instruments.

My greatest flaw is procrastination. I'm an impetuous procrastinator, in fact: I'm always putting off till the day before yesterday what could have been done straight away a week on Thursday.

[Diva]

*Amaurote's door flies open*

Crrrk! "Put down the lager and step away from the computer." Crrrrk!

*Woman screams in background*

"Oh, Amaurote! Why? Why? Why did you have to use the armpit thread?"

*The Vicar hops up, flings his hand underneath an armpit and does a stellar performance of 'G-d Save The Queen'*

"Oh the humanity!!!!"

[Amaurote]

That's all very tempting, I have to say, but I would never dishonour my armpits by using them as percussion to an obscurantist anthem like "God Save the Queen." I perform only "The Red Flag" and "Jerusalem", and even then only on special occasions, like every time I go outside and meet someone.

[aussie]

My opinion on armpits? let me see.
I guess they`re a good alternative to a family pet if you want something small and hairy to pat during those boring comercial breaks on television. Unlike family pets they dont require exercise or feeding,and Ive yet to see an armpit with a litter box that requires cleaning, rarely if ever crap on a rug and last but not least they dont breed so the trip to the vet for desexing is a thing of the past. So all things considered I see a great future in arm pits. Probably the kind of thing that could be fully developed with some kind of government grant. :)

[Amaurote]

"Elect John Howard today for the small, hairy Australia of tomorrow."

http://www.creeperclassics.com/roadkill/armpit.jpg

[aussie]

I guess my being blue collar and voting liberal would be considered another flaw then mate? After all it hardly seems natural does it?

[Amaurote]

Nah, you're okay, Aussie: voting Liberal/Conservative/Republican is a purely venial sin, like excessive masturbation. It's fine in moderation but you really have to stop doing it at some point, or you'll go blind.

[Diva]

Could somebody please read what Amaurote said to me... I can't quite see it...

[Redallnite]

Do the ladies in your countries shave their armpits??

:confused: :rolleyes:

[Jennafer]

good.

[LucifersChild]

good lord. how did we get into armpits?? when i was in germany.. they dont shave. and let me tell you, i almost puked for a week straight

[Jake]

Luc, let me give you some advice... Just because it's fuzzy doesn't mean it's the box. Remember the rule of thumb:

Look before you eat!

[LucifersChild]

*falls off chair* your killin me jake :D

[Jennafer]

I agree...Hairy armpits are fun, especially stinky ones. And they could be a good pet. You don't have to feed them.

impatience. that shit gets me in deep trouble sometimes. i didn't wait for a family member once who was late gettin' to a certain place where i was supposed to pick 'em up. my whole family was so pissed i left they wouldn't speak to me for a year. that's EVERYONE. grandparents, cousins, uncles, aunts, ALL that shit. my sister and parents understood, but the family reunion that year was a BITCH.

[Jennafer]

I got so lost in the armpit thing, I forgot what the topic was.:) Oh, yeah. Flaws.

[Diva]

That's okay, Jenn Jenn. Another 'flaw' is that I always wait until the last minute. I give myself plenty of time.... and then lose track of it.

[usantic]

Yep Yep Diva! Me too!
I always find myself racing to complete something (and creating more flaws) that shouldn't be difficult to finish had I taken my time when given the assignment.

Oh!!! and glancing at breasts when I should be working on something due within the next few hours. Another flaw in my character.

[Redallnite]

Glancing or staring? To direct the gaze briefly. To look directly and fixedly, often with a wide-eyed gaze. I love the spell check/dictionary!!

So dixie man were you just glancing?

[usantic]

*laffs*
Of course Red!!! I occasionally glance (never stare or leer that would be rude) at your ava on a regular basis ;) Could you tell?

[Redallnite]

That's right a southern gentleman never stares!! :rolleyes: ;)

and us northern gentlemen just leer. provocatively. obnoxiously. lustfully. pervasively. sensually. disgustingly. yeah red. i see you creamin' yer' jeans as i check out that robust ass. hyuk hyuk!

[usantic]

Ah the world has changed to a better place.