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We've all done some stupid shit in our lives. What's the worst/funniest/most scaring one in yours? :eek:
Amaurote
11-01-01, 05:27PM
Sitting next to relatives with functioning cardio-vascular systems and red blood cell platelets while this was taken. Having said all that, I think it marvellously encapsulates the terrifying power of chiaroscuro and blinding light in conveying fear. Thank Christ for the occlusive power of a pint of Theakstones, that's all I can say.
LucifersChild
11-02-01, 12:40AM
getting caught having sex in the back of the van, and finding out some perverted cops were watching.. now that was rough lol
Jennafer
11-02-01, 01:12PM
Well, I've tried to think of something. My dude says he's had more embaressing moments with me, than I've had. Probably cuz I don't remember them and don't care. There has to be something. Maybe when I was a kid. Hmmmm.....
Amaurote
11-02-01, 02:23PM
Originally posted by LucifersChild
getting caught having sex in the back of the van, and finding out some perverted cops were watching.. now that was rough lol
The cops or the sex?
Amaurote, I just want some clarification... You're the one with the ale, right?
Redallnite
11-02-01, 09:54PM
If that's him, diva look he has hairy hands.... "Warewolf in England":rolleyes:
Redallnite
11-02-01, 10:05PM
When I was in my so-called profession, I was standing in front of a bunch of VIP's. I was on a roll about forcasting the next quarter for the budget. All of a sudden, I felt this churning in my stomach. I turned and looked at my boss then it hit me, everything I ate and drank the night before was showing its ugly self in front of everyone. The waste basket got most of it though...:o
LucifersChild
11-03-01, 01:15AM
hey am? the cops man, not the sex lol.. although had i not realized they were standing there... but thats a whole other thread entirely :D
Amaurote
11-03-01, 03:16AM
I have very hairy hands, an all-chalk diet, and I don't even understand the concept of a cardio-vascular system, I can tell you. My cousins in said picture thoughtfully emphasized this fact by vacationing in a country where the sun actually shines.
Incidentally, I once tried setting fire to the back of my hands with a match out of intellectual curiosity - as you do - and was almost entirely consumed by the ceaseless fires of Hell, a la Spiritual Exercizes of Saint Loyola. It was a thrilling experience, and one I heartily recommend to all similarly hairy sub-Neanderthal people.
getting nice and angry at someone over an imagined slight and shooting my mouth off big time. Then getting a message they had left on the message bank of my mobile phone. I sure ate a lot of humble pie that day. Foot in mouth desease is a horrible way to die. :)
you set fire to your hands mate? Fuck thats a bit extreme isnt it?Im a welder and had my beard catch on fire once but that was an accident. Oh well I guess you are english and the phrase mad dogs and englishmen comes to mind...
YOU IDIOT hehehe
Amaurote
11-03-01, 09:03AM
Well, speaking in a purely personal capacity, without the massed ranks of scientific opinion behind me, I see absolutely nothing wrong with setting fire to yourself if you have opportunity, time, and the means to do it. It's an immensely pleasurable experience, both from an auditory and physical point of view. More importantly, it keeps you warm.
In fact, it's thanks to my brief flirtation with bodily pyromania that I now look like this:
http://www.ripleesranch.com/image/Ted.jpg
Jennafer
11-03-01, 10:05AM
Here kitty, kitty.
LucifersChild
11-03-01, 11:15AM
after reading this several times, all i can do is sit here with my mouth hanging open, i love ya am, but i just cant make sense of it all.. LOL but yes, ummm hairy palms? i know what that means in america....
Hey Am... So now you're bald... Ummm, EVERYWHERE? And pasty white? I need to digest this *urp* longer. ;)
Still... It's not like you're from Alabama, or anything. Heh heh heh...
LucifersChild
11-04-01, 09:49PM
ok diva do you want to be next?? cause i could take you.. you being blonde and all :D
Now, now Luc.... Being from Alabama has it's perks. If someone were to ask what size shirt we were wearing, I'd have to reach around and pull the tag. You just have to look down!
LucifersChild
11-05-01, 11:50PM
:eek: omg diva thats it.. i dont want to play with you anymore.. give me back my ruler *sniff*
*Shuffles feet, looking to ground* I'm sorry. I was only playing, ya know.
Oh come on, Luci.... You have to admit: That was funny.
*Tosses her over shoulder*
Now sit your green-haired self down and lets divy up the cars.
LucifersChild
11-07-01, 12:20AM
:D ok diva you can have the ruler back.. alls forgiven.. LOL sure thing jake, you can have the one that has to be pried from the tree stump ;)
Most embarassing? It's up there. I was at the store and had to get around two people. So I said, "Excuse me, miss. I just need to scooch by. The 'man' turned around and was not pleased that I had just called him 'miss'. And his beard was as long as his hair. I apologized and his wife said it's fine. So I asked her said, "Wow! You must be ready to pop! When are you do?" She said, "Five months... Ago." Through clenched teeth, no less. I did a hail Mary, "Well, now. Don't I feel like an asshole." It made them laugh and I jammed out of there. Forgot the damn cat food too.
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