what was your most akward period?

[LucifersChild]

ok guys and girls. you know everyone wants to hear about how you got beat up in the 5th grade for carrying that wonderwoman lunchbox, or how *buffy* made fun of you because you wore pro-wings in the 2nd grade :p my most akward period was my punk period, ugggh i didnt wash my hair for almost a year. yes yes i know. that is nasty. but i was true to the music hehe now my hairs just green. and washed daily!!!! :D

[Jennafer]

I guess mine would me when I was all tweaked on Methe, and ended up in a nuthouse in Tuscon,AZ. Early 20's. Sucked, and took a long time to recover. And I'm still working on it.

[LucifersChild]

good for you jenn :) i had a problem with pills once.. but i guess you never really fully recover from any of it

[Amaurote]

I utterly envy you two your rebellious phases, even the pain and sudden reverses. I didn't really have one, to my shame; however, I did have an utterly surreal phase which interrupted the sterile downward progress of my adolescence, when I was about 18-19, at which point the sinister urchins of the village began following me round referring to me as "vicar", and chanting "All Things Bright and Beautiful" in the manner of a terrifying yet comical choir castratum whenever I hoved into view...mortifying, yet undoubtedly very funny in hindsight...

Upshot: most teenagers look like punks, goths or mods. I looked like a vicar. I still fucking do, by all accounts. At the time I hated it; now I've worked out that I can use it to misdirect people away from my own massively unscrupulous psyche while I steal their gear. Now if only I believed in God...

[aussie]

I dont recall ever having a period. but Im sure If I do it will be akward

[Amaurote]

We're quite lucky in this country: no-one has periods, only full stops. I'm told it's quite painful, but I make a point of never listening.

[Diva]

*Smacking palm of hand on forehead* Oh look, the Ratbag and Scrabble-King are dueling for sarcasm.

[Amaurote]

I would never dare duel with Aussie, or indeed anyone larger than an Oompah-Loompah in possession of inflammable materials, steel rods and 47kg bottles of propane. Having said all that, I do take issue with Aussie's original point, because I like to keep in touch with my feminine side.

There isn't a punchline to that last sentence, incidentally; I'm just running my faux-coal electric fire off the massive sense of anticlimax everyone will feel after reading it.

[aussie]

Another thing to remember Diva is that with sarcasm being the lowest form of wit. Its something fine upstanding pillars of the community such as Amaurote and my self would never engage in.
Not publicly any way

[Amaurote]

I'm not really into sarcasm, because I'm a compassionate, altruistic sort of person. One query, though: isn't Jerry Lewis the lowest form of wit? And if he is, and he dies (not that I'm saying he hasn't already, of course), can one of us fill the subsequent vacancy and expropriate his pension on the principle of dead man's boots?

[LucifersChild]

ok is it just me, but after reading all those posts several times i swear i still dont understand :(

[aussie]

thats ok mate we understand how it is. Its not your fault you come from [whisper] alabama [whisper]

[Amaurote]

I don't understand it either; all I know is that, since Lucy alluded to it, I have a sudden craving for a Wonder Woman lunchbox. When I acquire one my life will surely be complete.

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/am/wwbox.jpg

[Diva]

Alright you knuckle-heads!

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/3stooges.jpg

[Amaurote]

I don't mind being a Stooge, just so long as I get my Wonder Woman lunchbox. I refuse to be anyone other than Moe or Larry, though, because Shemp and all the others were just auxiliary Stooges, a bit like the Iranian human wave, only with more head-slapping.

[LucifersChild]

one more comment about alabama, OR my wonder woman lunch box, and a few of you will be walking away misses ;)

[aussie]

Originally posted by LucifersChild
one more comment about alabama, OR my wonder woman lunch box, and a few of you will be walking away misses ;)

I think she`s talking to you amaurote.

<aussie> *pokes amaurote in the eyes and kicks his shins*

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by aussie


I think she`s talking to you amaurote.

Sorry, mate, I wasn't listening there: I got a bit distracted stowing my route map of Alabama into this marvellous new Wonder Woman lunchbox I've just stolen.

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/am/wwbox.jpg

[aussie]

Originally posted by Amaurote


Sorry, mate, I wasn't listening there: I got a bit distracted stowing my route map of Alabama into this marvellous new Wonder Woman lunchbox I've just stolen.



While you were stealing the wonder woman lunch box mate you ahem didnt ah notice if ehm a there was a um you know a blow up doll thingy did you ah um perhaps??? maybe

[Diva]

*Trips... Stumbles* Oh, here's your 'doll', Aussie. *Peels off of floor* You should be more careful where you finis... er... leave things.

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/luvlamb.jpg

[LucifersChild]

thats it.... *puts plans to get cars on the backburner, plans trip to australia, and then to ams house* quit messing with wonder woman!!!! linda carter is fine i tell you, fine

[Jake]

Luc, you had a Wonderwoman lunch box? Hahahahahahahaha!! My most embarassing moment? Hell, pick one. Probably when I was 16 and in line to buy condoms. My nana showed up right as I got to the cashier. I stood there like an idiot, not wanting to show the pack of condoms. My grandma finally said, "Ya short on cash?" And paid for em. And she never let me live it down.

[Jennafer]

I've been thinking....and I found one. This was bad. to me anyway. My X-husband was in bootcamp for three months and wanted some pics of me. So, I got a friend to snap some polaroids of me in undies, no bra, lace shit. And I was 16 at the time, and lived at home (before we got married) and my dad saw them laying on my dresser. I was so embaressed. I still am. He got mad at me, but I was like, "fuck off." I was getting married in like 2 months and was moving away. What did he expect???? It was retarded.:rolleyes:

Man, I'm braindead. This was supposed to be in most embaressing. Sorry.

[LucifersChild]

yes i do jake!! its a collectors item :p and yeah something similar happened to me only it wasnt photos.. my dad found my erotic stories and uh.. well all he could say was *i wish i hadnt looked in that notebook*

[Jake]

My grandma kept our little secret all of one week. Until Thanksgiving. Imagine sitting at the table, wall to wall chatter, my mom bragging about how she paid for somelady's meal when she came up short. Then grandma, not to be out done, blurts out that she bought my condoms. You could have heard a pin drop.

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Jennafer
I've been thinking....and I found one. This was bad. to me anyway. So, I got a friend to snap some polaroids of me in undies, no bra, lace shit.

That's nothing to worry about, Jennafer, I assure you: if your friend was willing to strip down to undies, no bra and highly erotic lace lingerie while he or she took your photograph, I see no real reason why your father should be angry about it. Hell, as far as I'm concerned it should be damned well compulsory, except when Lord Lichfield is taking the shots, of course.

Amaurote misses the point once more yet carries on regardless...

[aussie]

seeking a new career in photography are we mate?
Remind me to book you for my grannys next birthday party ;)

[Amaurote]

Excellent; that sounds great. Having said that, my idea of a "career in photography" mainly consists of quaffing beer while leafing through the latest editions of the lingerie catalogues.

[Diva]

Hmmmm... And totally off-topic, but who cares:

Which naughty nitie catalogue do you prefer, Am? The "If I can't shake it I'll fake it Wonderbra" Victoria's Secret or the "I've got em and wanna flaunt em" Fredericks of Hollywood? Or some other named one? JC Penney doesn't count, mate...