Spam Olympics 2003

[Diva]

It's time for the second annual (NCT) SpamOlympics. The idea is to post about anything and nothing. Thanks, Bane!

Here are the Rules
You can only post one sentence.
You must wait until someone replies to post again.
Here's the hard part - You must use one of the words from the previous post in your post.

Let's see if we can get over 100 pages. Here's your chance to bullshit away. :)


I like ice cream.

[Noctornus]

mmm.... Ice Cream...

[Princess]

its a nice day in Arizona today

[Diva]

today is the first day of the rest of your life

[Banger]

when is this day gonna end

[Princess]

the day ends at midnight... doesn't it?

[Diva]

This day better be ending soon!

[Banger]

it better not rain on my way home

[Diva]

What if it snows on your way home?

[Banger]

too late for snow...it's already raining...:(

[Diva]

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring...

[Princess]

its sunny and warm here.. good swimming weather

[Noctornus]

I would kill to be able to go swimming in January...

[Jake]

I would love to see the NCT ladies in bikinis

[Noctornus]

I would love to see the NCT ladies out of bikinis ;)

[Andie]

Who wanna see Noctornus in a bikini??? :D

[Diva]

/me raises her hand

[love_tattoos]

/me hands the Diva a tissue to wipe the drool from her mouth.

[Andie]

/me takes a big step on his way out so not to step on LT's tongue on his way out

[Princess]

/me laughs and wants to see Andreas step out in a bikini...

[WhatIsOne]

Will NCT ever grow tired of excessive /me usage?:p

[Noctornus]

/me never gets tired of this :D

[WhatIsOne]

oops prinny no fair I posted first! lol

[WhatIsOne]

I get tired of people posting right as I post...;)

[Diva]

you have the right to remain silent.

[Noctornus]

/me chooses to waive that right and Screams at the top of his lungs.

[Noctornus]

The World is your oyster, and oysters taste Good ;)

[love_tattoos]

Oysters make pearls and pearls are good. :)

[Noctornus]

/me resists the urge to make a pearl necklace joke ;)

[love_tattoos]

Pearl necklaces, oysters??? What in the heck are we talking about here?? ;)

Should we make this a Rated R thread?

[Noctornus]

I think we should make this thread X Rated :angel:

[love_tattoos]

If we keep this up, it will be and I'll need a cold shower!

[Noctornus]

A cold shower doesn't sound to appealing, but I'll join you for a Hot one ;)

[love_tattoos]

I love hot showers!

[Noctornus]

You wouldn't by any chance happen to love a nice hot Sauna, now would you?

[Diva]

Would you two like the hose? :p

[Noctornus]

I already have a hose, thanks ;)

[Diva]

I have a sprinkler system and it covers more ground

[WhatIsOne]

If you want ground coverage, then just come here where its raining.

[Noctornus]

Rain-drops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red. :p

[WhatIsOne]

Rain drops don't do that to many people I would think.

[Princess]

I have always wanted to make-love in the rain... in a serious down pour...

[Noctornus]

I've always wanted to make-love period... :whome:

[Diva]

I've always wanted to dance in the rain... again

[Noctornus]

I've never been drunk enough to dance :p

[WhatIsOne]

From personal experience I know not to have half a dozen sodas and still try to dance.

[Diva]

Oh great, now I have to pee.

[WhatIsOne]

Eh... I was referring to the caffeine. :)

[Diva]

Caffeine rules, baby!

[WhatIsOne]

Caffeine damages your adrenal glands, hampers your ability to handle stress, slows or destablizes your metabolism, creates dependancy, and some other stuff I don't remember, but it rules anyways.

[Diva]

I don't want to know

[WhatIsOne]

Knowledge is the key to... something I don't know.

[JakeD]

This battle of words just goes on and on...

[Noctornus]

I think it's a battle of who could care less...

[JakeD]

And the less you care, the better you are?

[Noctornus]

I think you said that better than I ever could have.

[Diva]

I could have been a contender.

[JakeD]

But what you've been doesn't define who you are.

[Diva]

You are what you eat. :p


Originally posted by JakeD
But what you've been doesn't define who you are.

Thank G-d

/me clicks on some more porn.

[JakeD]

Well, if I am what I eat, and I yam what I yam, then....oh my god!! Disgusting!! Cool!!!!

[Diva]

I like to watch scary movies. Boo!

[Noctornus]

Talking with scary people can be an eye-opening experience...

[Diva]

You had better not be talking about me :p

[Noctornus]

No, you're not scary... most of the time ;)

[JakeD]

it's time to get funky

[Noctornus]

Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til you die!

[Princess]

music has power

[Noctornus]

Knowledge is power...

[Princess]

steping on my foot can be painful, too...

[Noctornus]

So can stepping on a nail... :whome:

[WhatIsOne]

What's the point of a "secret entrance" road sign?

[Diva]

Young at heart sounds wonderful until you try running a mile.

[Princess]

all love is worth all loss...

[Diva]

I thought a saw a puddy tat

[Andie]

i saw her face and now im a believer..

PS. True Gladiator, but i thought some slight variation wouldnt hurt..:rolleyes:

[Diva]

I want to be a charmer.

Let's try to stick with the original word, and not variations :p

[Andie]

you are a charmer and a beauty Diva

/me wount use variations anymore

[Princess]

true beauty shines from the inside, out.

[Andie]

its was snowing last time i looked out the window

[Princess]

out here it is so warm, we could go swimming.

[Andie]

i miss summer and i miss it being warm

[Princess]

Warm tortillas are soooo yummy

[Andie]

im not the jelous type..really..im not..:D

[Princess]

im the teasing type.... really ... i am...

[Andie]

my blood type is not very rare

[Princess]

blood and gore movies are gross

[JakeD]

Speaking of time, aren't you supposed to be in bed?

[JakeD]

I need a new bed, just for the sheer hell of it. Besides, mine's waaaaaay ancient.

[Diva]

I'm wearing a sheer nighty

[jackwright]

Dreaming of Diva in a nightie of sheer...oops, I think I spring erectile...

[Princess]

spring is mating season...

[jackwright]

Now all I need is a mate, so I can get bread.

[JakeD]

Jack, I thought that bread would be the last thing that you would worry about.

[Banger]

This thread will certainly last a long time...

[Diva]

Got any money you can spare?

[Noctornus]

Money is the root of all evil, but evil can be soooo much fun!

[Diva]

I didn't like evil dead. :p

[Noctornus]

Your opinion is your own, even if I don't like it...

[Diva]

If you lie, you only cheat yourself.

[Assassin13]

Lies make baby Jesus Cry.

(Quiz Time: what is that quote from?)

[Diva]

I can be a big baby.

(I dunno. Shalome :p )

[Diva]

It's nice to be noticed

[JakeD]

When you're nice, you get noticed.

[Princess]

I noticed Andreas has a new avatar ;)

whooooaaaa baby!! ^^
/me goes to take a cold shower...

[JakeD]

Yeah, he looks like a Viking....

*giggle* Just kidding. Rock on with the goatee!

[Noctornus]

A goatee on a woman is a frightening though, and a horrifying sight...

[love_tattoos]

But what if the goatee isn't on her face Noc?? :angel:

/me is being nasty. :)

[Noctornus]

Well, if it's not on her face, it's a different matter all together, as long as it's well maintained that is...

[Diva]

You're going to have to face the truth sometime

[Noctornus]

If life were pure and simple, it wouldn't be all that interesting...

[Diva]

There is no way I am putting that in my mouth

*Things you will never hear Monica Lewinsky say

[Diva]

How much for that doggy in the window?

[Princess]

when i look out my window today i see pouring rain.

[Diva]

rain, rain go away. Come again some other day.

[Assassin13]

Better Rain than Summer temperatures in January!!!!

[JakeD]

I wish it would rain here....

[Diva]

Here is the key to my heart

/me trips and the key falls into the storm drain

[JakeD]

/me dives into the storm drain to find the key.

[Diva]

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage

[JakeD]

Mankind's on a downward spiral anyways.....De-evolution, anyone?

[Diva]

I'm on cloud 9

[Andie]

/me waves from cloud 8

[Diva]

/me looks down from cloud 9 and spits on Andie's head :p

[Andie]

/me and looks up and fires a lightning bolt

[JakeD]

/me tosses a bomb at Andie.

Nice to meet you. I'm cloud 9.

[Andie]

/me swallows the bomb, farts out the blast and smiles

Thank you..

PS. If you are cloud 9 and Diva is sitting on you...OMG..get a room..:p

[Diva]

/me refrains from using the word "swallows".

[Andie]

Diva can make anything sound dirty, even a bomb..;)

[JakeD]

That's the bomb diggity....uh....my homie.

[Diva]

I left my heart in San Francisco

[JakeD]

nollege....knolledge...SHIT....KNOWLEDGE is power.

[JakeD]

Many people are disgustingly irrational and horribly confusing.

[Assassin13]

Being irrational is like oil and water, it just deosn't mix.

[JakeD]

Mix me a drink, would ya?

:P

[Princess]

i want a swedish drink, can you mix it ?

[JakeD]

I think she desires a Swedish protein shake, Andie.

[Diva]

If you shake it, he will come

[Noctornus]

Having a quick wit has nothing to do with it, having your mind in the gutter makes great come backs easy...

[Jake]

Whoever said it was as easy as pie, never tried baking pie

[Princess]

or maybe they did try pie baking and realized at easy as pie means difficult....

[JakeD]

Difficult situations are a daily occurrence.

[Diva]

It's difficult to be me sometimes

[Princess]

asking questions is one of the best ways to learn.

[Princess]

there is always room to learn something new.

[Diva]

I knew I forgot something

[Princess]

i heard JakeD specailizes in protien shakes...

[Diva]

Hey Prinny! Andreas wants to feel the earth move. *evil grin*

[JakeD]

Prinny, why should a woman just drink the shake when she can have the machine for half price?

[Princess]

*blush* Andreas will feel the earth move.... I'll take him to California during an earthquake... and let him shake as much as he can stand. ;)

[Jake]

I had to help my brother move this weekend

[Princess]

lots of people I know are considering a move.

[JakeD]

Considering the fact that a majority of people's lives are in "suck" mode right now, I wouldn't doubt your word, Princess.

[Princess]

/me thinks your avatar is adoreable.

[Jake]

I sure hope that your appreciating how hard Diva works on this site to make it a pleasant place to post

[WhatIsOne]

I prefer,
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

-Roosevelt Theodore

[Diva]

I prefer the big stick myself :p

[Jake]

I prefer you not go there, myself. :p

[Noctornus]

It's just me, myself and I today, and none of us know's what the hell is going on :p

[Diva]

Heaven knows I try to be good. But hell knows better.

[Banger]

why does heaven have to be up and hell have to be down...

[Banger]

when you're down, the only place to go is up...

[Diva]

Down doobie do down down.

/me boogies to Neil Sedaka's "Breaking up is hard to do".

[GLADIATOR]

Originally posted by Diva


* Diva boogies to Neil Sedaka's "Breaking up is hard to do".

To old for me Diva, sorry.

[Diva]

You're gonna be sorry

/me rolls up her sleeves and prepares to open a can of whoop-ass

[Diva]

I'm never going to get out of here

[GLADIATOR]

Never say Never

[Banger]

well you know what i always say....

[Diva]

Always look on the bright side

[JakeD]

You look extraordinarily sexy today...

[Diva]

Look on the bright side of life

[Diva]

You are so silly!

[JakeD]

Silly is as silly does...or something.

[Jake]

I know something you don't know.

[Princess]

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched...

[Jake]

Don't take things for granted

[Princess]

Things don't lead to happiness.

[Jake]

You can be the life of the party

[Assassin13]

Try working in a coffee shop and then drink it, the smell becomes repulsive.

[Diva]

shop til you drop!

[Assassin13]

shopping is the devil

[JakeD]

"Bobby Bougier, women are the devil!!"

[Princess]

"keep walking... but you won't knock down our wall..... "

*veggie tales

[Andie]

walls are made to break down, gates are made to force. No matter what i will conquer you

*swedish king to russians*

[Princess]

*blush* you be the king and I'll pretend I'm russian...

[Andie]

im the king of the world...umm..ok...my room then..

[Princess]

the world isn't as messy as your room....

[Andie]

i would hope it isn't, cause that would be true chaos..

[Princess]

Is there really a such thing as Chaos math?

[Diva]

There has got to be a better way

[JakeD]

Any way is better than none at all.

[Diva]

You'd better be right.

[Noctornus]

Right or wrong, win or loose, you just gotta have some fun.

[Diva]

You have gotta be one of the sweetest guys I know *hugs*

[Noctornus]

I am only one thing; shadow and illusion with a name...

[kittyroze]

I am Darkwing Duck!!!

[kittyroze]

I think I think, therefore I might be ;)

[JakeD]

Sometimes I can't win for losing...

[Diva]

Question authority, believe in yourself

[Princess]

I believe spamolympics is fun.

[Andie]

fun for everone..

[Diva]

Everyone needs to have a break from reality

[Princess]

Spring break might be extremely exciting for some members of this board... ;)

[Jake]

I like to camp all year round

[Banger]

Ive got the perfect place for that....

[Diva]

If that ain't sexual innuendo, I don't know what is.

[Banger]

I know...LT just does it for me....:wow:

[Diva]

/me looks at LT and starts to sing

"Do that to me one more time, I can never get enough of a man like you..."

[Banger]

and this one time, at band camp...

[love_tattoos]

I never went to band camp, but I did go to drill team camp.

[Banger]

camp....you cant camp here in the city....i need another childhood

[JakeD]

Well, you know how that goes...finding another childhood's about as easy as winning the lottery

[Noctornus]

Banger, you can have my childhood, I was too busy reading to use it...

[Banger]

can't be too busy, then theres no time to play...

[JakeD]

I wanted to play, but couldn't stay awake for the life of me....goddamn it, work makes me irritated.

[Diva]

A cattle prod will keep you awake. ZZZZZZt!

[JakeD]

You can prod me anytime.

[Diva]

You should be careful what you wish for

[Assassin13]

When you wish apon a star....

[JakeD]

Anybody wanna be a porn star?

[Diva]

You are a super star!

[Assassin13]

I'm super thanks for asking

[JakeD]

I am no superman, that's for sure..

/me continues singing

[Diva]

I am sure glad that you clarified that. Now about those tights...

[JakeD]

I know...maybe I should get rid of them, huh? The ten year-old kids down the street are starting to laugh and throw their beer bottles at me.

[Diva]

I should be more motivated than this

[JakeD]

I should get out of town while I'm still somewhat sane.

[jackwright]

Sane sucks !!

[JakeD]

No, what sucks is dealing with the locals.

/me opens a fifty-gallon drum of whoop-ass all over this little redneck town.

Yee-haw. And stuff.

[Diva]

Try dealing with the patients who call me for a day

[JakeD]

I wouldn't want your job for an hour, much less a day.

Probably because I'd smart off and get fired.

[jackwright]

I love my job.

[Diva]

I want to have some fun tonight

[jackwright]

I have some fun that I'd like to give away tonight.

[Diva]

We're gonna have some fun tonight!

[Assassin13]

Fun is my middle name

[jackwright]

Fun is where the heart is...on the bus...

[JakeD]

The short bus?

[Diva]

you're short?

[JakeD]

No, I'm not short....at least the last time I checked, I wasn't.

[JakeD]

How short?

/me bends down to pat love_tattoos on the head and ignores her attempts to punch him in the shins..

[Crion]

Towels suck; I prefer nuclear weapons.

[JakeD]

I got the diabolical sound comin' through your speakers.

[Diva]

You have got to be kidding?

[JakeD]

No, madamoiselle, it's got to be a lyric from one of the greatest bands in the land...MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!!!!!

[Crion]

Mindless self-indulgence is an American past-time, right up there with frivolous lawsuits, baseball, and religion.

[Diva]

Mindless comedy is my favorite kind of comedy

[Crion]

That's good, because my comedy is mindless comedy.

(Ooh! You like that reversal! You know you do!)

[Diva]

It's my way or the highway :p

[Noctornus]

Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long...

[Diva]

I'm on the highway to hell

/me does an awesome air guitar performance