What Do You Consider The Worst Way To Die?

[Diva]

We all know what the beast way is... While sleeping after great sex. :D But what do you consider the worst way to die?

Linda Tripp forcing herself on you and crushing you is NOT an option. Okay, maybe it is. Brrrrr. Chill right down my fucking spine.

[Jennafer]

(Beavis)-"fire, fire, fire"

[LucifersChild]

i once saw a picture of a man that had been crushed by a boulder. bad way to die yes. BUT, he was also fucking a chicken at the time. poor guy *hilarious laughter* ok that was wrong. hmm i would definately not want to die by suffocation or drowning, i want to die without even realizing it

[Redallnite]

FIRE!!!

[Jennafer]

I thought of another one....Being eaten alive by a shark or other freak ass man eating animal.

[LucifersChild]

orrrrrrrrrrr what about having each limb sawn off. one by one.. ok im scaring myself here :eek:

[James]

There was a group of college kids at a lake up here in Canada and a Grizzly bear attacked them. All of them managed to climb trees and get away from the bear except for one girl who the bear caught. The people in the trees said the girl who got caught was fully concious and screaming for more than an hour as the bear ripped parts off of her body and ate them.
That would be the worst way to die.

[Amaurote]

Drowning in a sewage farm. In terms of sheer metaphysical pain - the absence of dignity, the stench of molten ordure, the resonant, sticky symbolism of it in association with the end of your miserable little life - I can imagine nothing worse. In fact, the only person I pity more than an individual who drowns in a sewage farm is the coroner who has to inspect the body afterwards...

[James]

Is a sewage farm like a crap factory?

[Amaurote]

Yeah; they refine it slightly then ship it out for everyone to buy, a little bit like Roger Ebert on the Chicago Sun-Times.

two words. buried alive. now that's some terrible shit.

[aussie]

drowning in shit eh amaurote?
have I told you lately what a warped little bastard you are?
Oh I havent?
well consider your self told then. Cause man you are real sick were you born like this or is it a learned behaviour?:(

[usantic]

Weighs two answers,,,,,,,Being Eaten or Fire? hmmmm.
Gotta go with Fire. If somethin's gonna eat ya it'll usually kill ya quick so ya can't escape but man.........goin' out sucks any way ya look at it.

[Zaphros]

Hmmmmm I would being tied onto a table with a laser beam pointed between your legs as it slowly moves up towards your head.

I know, i've been watching too many bond movies but looks like a nasty way to go.

Zaphros

[Zaphros]

Electrocution...in my job 50,000 volts at 2000 amps can give you one major shock but not kill you.
When getting an electrical shock you stop breathing but are still conscious, since it can take 3 mins before you pass out it would be 3 mins or sheer pain.

I've had a high voltage shock and it was the worst thing i've ever felt.

Zaphros.

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by aussie
drowning in shit eh amaurote?
have I told you lately what a warped little bastard you are?
Oh I havent?
well consider your self told then. Cause man you are real sick were you born like this or is it a learned behaviour?:(

It's a gift. I'm a little bit like Dick Van Dyke in "Diagnosis Murder", only with warped bastardy usurping the place of Socratic irony and amazing deductive powers of investigation.

http://www.gopbi.com/community/groups/bigband/images/dick%20van%20dyke.jpg

[aussie]

man if you see drowning in shit as a gift then Im glad your over there and I mover here. Strange people you english...very strange

[Amaurote]

Drowning in shit isn't so much a gift as an occupational practice over here...developing a tolerance for it can be a positive boon in the workplace.

[aussie]

Originally posted by Amaurote
Drowning in shit isn't so much a gift as an occupational practice over here...developing a tolerance for it can be a positive boon in the workplace.
well argued and point taken drowning in shit and paper work is a work place hazzard for me as well *bows head and walks off defeated*

[Amaurote]

Hurrah! That's the very first time I've ever beaten Aussie in an intellectual debate, though admittedly I wouldn't even recognize an intellectual debate if it reached down and expropriated all my lingerie catalogues/pear drops.

I'm going to celebrate this unique, almost unprecedented event by drowning in some more shit. I prefer to call it ordure, though: ordure is the petit bourgeois world's mellifluous answer to the rather vulgar conceptual construct of shit. Yet, notwithstanding my pathetic attempts at upward social mobility, I retain my nostalgia for the proletarian past when we called shit "shit"...a rose by any other name would swell as sweet, etc., etc....

[aussie]

Its a good thing I dont sulk isnt it
*kicks can, shoves hands deeper in pockets,vows vengence on all englishmen, and continues to stare at the ground*

[Diva]

Ya know this forum has a tendency to pile high on shit... That's why I wear my hip boots when I sign on. Plus, they're great for fishing, apprently.

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/bl00099.jpg

[LucifersChild]

ACK!!!!! :eek: thanks to that i just spit peanut butter and jelly all over the monitor..

[Amaurote]

You know, I've looked at that image a good twenty or thirty times, and I still can't work out whether that's a Trout or a Whitefish.

[BeLLa]

Humm worst way to die, definetly have to side with jennifer on this one, being eaten by a shark is one of my biggest fears, so much so that I dont swim in any water I cannot see the bottom of..lol altho Amaurote your suggestion certainly does sound rather like one of the worst ways too.. had to laugh Is just the kind of thing amaurote would think of..lol classic... I did however once see a guy stabbed to death in Sydney Australia and hell that looked like a pretty bad way to go as well... rather painful. There is however the good old shotgun blast to the stomach, hell it can take you days to die in imense pain that way so thats gota be one of the worst ways too ..

quicksand. pure terror like NO OTHER.

[aussie]

Originally posted by Amaurote
You know, I've looked at that image a good twenty or thirty times, and I still can't work out whether that's a Trout or a Whitefish.

yes somehow I feel it would be easier if someone was to clean the image up a bit before it was posted. I t kinda looks like someone has carried it around in their back pocket for a month. Im not sure what a whitefish is but I dont think thats any trout :)

[Diva]

Originally posted by aussie


yes somehow I feel it would be easier if someone was to clean the image up a bit before it was posted. I t kinda looks like someone has carried it around in their back pocket for a month.


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The worst way to die? Ask Aussie in about ten minutes.


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[Amaurote]

Originally posted by aussie
I t kinda looks like someone has carried it around in their back pocket for a month.

I can well understand that, it's a compelling image - the identity and true nature of that enigmatic little fish will be bugging me until the day I die by drowning horribly in a sewage farm vat.

[aussie]

that enigmatic little fish has balls of steel mate. If you go back to that tatty old pic you wil see that he broke the fishing rod and the chick with the ceasarian scar is holding it together. So be careful of discounting that little fish he`s a tough bastard.

[Amaurote]

Hey, thanks for pointing that out, Aussie: I wasn't aware that there was a woman in that picture. She's naked, of all things - how extraordinary. I completely missed her in my excitement over the mackerel/trout/whitefish - mind you, with a doughty, heroic little blighter like that fish, who wouldn't make such a mistake?