First blowjob

[Sterling]

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will."



...thank you Seattle, I'm here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitresses...

[Diva]

10. Pick up laundry detergent and ask the person closest to you if they think it will take out blood stains.
09. Ask the butcher if he has any dog or horse meat.
08. Every time you pick out an item say "Satan will be pleased with this."
07. Free the lobsters by placing them on the ground and follow them around with a stick saying "We will never be taken alive!"
06. Randomly pick up pieces of meat while crying and say "why did it have to be you?"
05. Pick up a box of shake-and-bake and ask someone next to you if they think this will taste good on humans.
04. Offer to give people rides in your shopping cart.
03. Pretend that each item you pick up is extremely heavy.
02. Spread loaves of bread on the floor and take a nap on them.
01. Climb on top of the shelves and say "I hereby claim this land for my cult!"

[SysLord]

Mmm, I regularly ask for horse meat at the butcher's.