Diva
12-09-02, 07:22AM
I was late. Again. As usual. This time, I don't take the blame, though. When someone tells me what we are going to do, I at least have a goal to shoot for. Saying we're just going to "hang out" is like saying, "I will never see you today". I don't know why I can't just get motivated enough to shut everything else out and Go, Go Go. We said 2PM, by 5PM he was begging me to get in my car and drive. I'd love to say that I have so many fascinating and brilliant ideas running through my brain that the 'smaller' details slip my mind. But lightning does horrible things to a persons hair.
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Pit bull thieves get Chihuahuas (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=S42GWAMTUOO5ICRBAELCF FA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=1867209) instead. They're mean little shits, too...
Tourests ask the darnedest (http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-me-tourist06dec06.story) ththings. Another 'Job From Hell'...
Vicar strips (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2554403.stm) for saucy calendar. Lovely...
Nightclub loses liquor (http://www.houmatoday.com/news/stories/16879001003n6.html) license for one month over Steve-O (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/steveomug1.html) act. Argh!!!
Ummm... Idiots (http://www.icyhotstunta.com/?) maybe? At least their pants are up...
Teen sentenced to buying mom lunch (http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/340/metro/Son_s_sentence_Take_mom_out_to_lunch-.shtml) at fish eatery. Alright Judge!
Birthday boy has party (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/West/12/08/offbeat.offbeat.trash.reut/index.html) at local dump. His parents must be so proud...
Teacher charged after throwing (http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=1040520&nav=0RaMCmOO) Koosh Ball (http://www.spacekraft.co.uk/d-commerce/media/KooshBalls.jpg) at sleeping student. This is rediculous...
Burger King sold Cocaine (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/1826382/detail.html) through drive though. I said Pepsi...
Man holds funeral service for his amputated (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_724366.html?menu=news.quirkies) left foot. He lost his left foot, but he's all right now *ducks*...
Police infiltrate swingers (http://cbs2.com/water/watercooler_story_342170304.html) club. Hi neighbor...
Toddler attends court to deny speeding (http://www.orange-today.co.uk/news/story/sm_724442.html?menu=news.quirkies) charge. D'Oh...
It's Muscle (http://musclevideos.com/models/) Videos.com [Pictures]. *Drools*...