A blonde thing.

[Blue]

Don't peek at the picture (next post) until you have read the following:

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

[Blue]

She pointed at this...

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/blue/710.jpg

[HeavensAngel]

ROFLMAO that was a good one

[Diva]

:p :p :p :p :p :p

Blue, I mean this with the utmost respect and love:

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/xdpix/fingerbg.jpg

[love_tattoos]

I knew that was coming. Yikes! :)

[Redallnite]

Ok, ya'll do know that blue is blonde right? Well you do now.... so here is one for all the blonde guys BIG BLUE....... :p


Four by Twos

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright. How long do you need them?"
The blonde paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


He is forever calling me "blonde roots" (indeed);)

[Princess]

LOL TY FOR THE LAUGHS !!!

[kittyroze]

Lol, that rocks, Red.

[Jake]

I believe it's your turn again, Blue. ;)

[Blue]

I am not wasting by breath....Red....me....blonde????

[Blue]

You do have blonde roots....look at the pic I just sent you again.

[Redallnite]

Hey big guy, it is because you work nights and the summer time is gone...... He really has blonde hair and blue eyes...... :p

[Jake]

Heh. Your turn, Blue. *Kicks back and watches the fun*

[Banger]

you guys are hilarious....