Jake
10-19-01, 12:36PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see her nametag say's her name is Patty Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000".
Patti asks his name. he says, "Kermit Jagger. My dad is Mick Jagger." he goes on to tell her that it's okay because his dad knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
The frog says, "Sure, I have this." And produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He want's to use THIS as his collateral." She holds up the tiny pink porcelain elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The Bank manager looks at her and says...
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000".
Patti asks his name. he says, "Kermit Jagger. My dad is Mick Jagger." he goes on to tell her that it's okay because his dad knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
The frog says, "Sure, I have this." And produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He want's to use THIS as his collateral." She holds up the tiny pink porcelain elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The Bank manager looks at her and says...
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."