View Full Version : This one time...at RHA camp
kittyroze
10-23-02, 11:25PM
Okay, embarassing moments. I'm sure there are some good ones out there.
I've already mentioned this one, but I dislocated my shoulder playing badminton. Three months later, when it had pretty much healed up completely I was out with my speech and debate team searching for food. We ran to Arby's, realized it was full, turned on our tails and sprinted towards McDonald's. As I turned my poor little kitty tail, I ran straight into a handicapped parking sign...reinjuring my shoulder. I still can't do as much as I used to with it.
I was dressed up for this party with a bunch of cute guys at one of their houses. I glided across the room, smiling and flirting as I went. Then I walked straight into the sliding glass door. *WHAM!*
kittyroze
10-24-02, 12:24AM
Speaking of sliding glass doors!!! When I was little and at a family friend's barbeque, my dad and I had gone outside. It was really dark and creepy looking out there, so I was freaking out. My dad told me there were wolves and other things out there that would eat me. He howled and it echoed...and scared me shitless, so I turned my tail and ran. Straight into the glass door someone has shut behind me!
Then there was this summer, while I was living out in Seattle. Ryan (the boyfriend) and I were visiting friends in Issaquah, and again we were having a barbeque. Ryan was outside, and looking very melancholy, so I sprinted outside to comfort him, or at least see what was wrong. Alas, the screen was closed. I ran into it and took it out of the door frame...it fell on Ryan. I got laughed at for that ... siiiiigh.
I was at work the other week and I had this new skirt on. It has silk lining underneath. Here I am hopping into my chair at work when I slid right off of chair onto the floor. Of course the skirt caught onto the arm rest and at my head. Right at that time my boss walked in to introduce the new doctor. Thank G-d I wasn't going commando that day.
kittyroze
10-24-02, 12:42AM
I was pantsed in the third grade...out in the school yard...during lunch hour.
I was kidnapped when I was a cheerleader and dragged into a Dennys wearing nothing but a white sheet [bad time to sleep in the nude]. One of the guys had to lend me his socks or else they wouldn't let me in... Nothing like sitting around a bunch of truck drivers in a sheet.
kittyroze
10-24-02, 12:50AM
Yikes! I got initiated into choir...but the ultimate was when I was doing the initiating for drama class. The sweetest, mildest mannered, most adorable boy was on my hit list. I snuck up into his room and flipped on all the lights while blaring music...yelled at him to get up and then...spitting and swearing he jumped out of bed...naked. Quite embarrassing. And shocking...I don't think he's looked me in the eye since.
I had to walk through the school yard in nothing but a towel after some friends thought that it would be funny to take my clothes while I was in the shower and leave a message saying that my clothes were awaiting me... in my next class. Then I ask my teacher if I may change in her office. Of course, I forgot to close the blinds. :eek:
jackwright
10-24-02, 12:54PM
I ate acid and drank whiskey for three days once and at the end of my drunken stooper, in blackout, I took a shit on the pool table in a local watering hole. Upon sobering up and hearing of my drunken digressions, I was too embarrassed to return to the establishment. Several months later, the owner of the, shit on, pool table, caught me in another drinking establishment and told me, "hey dude, if I 86ed every drunk that shit on my pool tables, I'd never sell any whiskey, so, let's shit on the tables in this dive and head on out to my place and party."
Coming back from the field...Happy, tired and dirty as hell after 4 weeks in the bush..Walks like a ghost to the shower room..
Starts the shower and hear female voices!!!!!!!!!
Bear in mind i hadnt seen a female of any kind in 2 months..
As i turn around i see a ladies national team in Cross Country Skiing..
You guess the reaction..:baby::o :baby:
And how did you get out of that predicament, Andie?
Well..
I gave 'em a smile and asked for some soap and a backrub..:D
Originally posted by Andie
Well..
I gave 'em a smile and asked for some soap and a backrub..:D
And when you came to, how did you get medical attention?
Actually they said something in a foreign language i didnt understand, giggled and left.
But in my experiance, to show that you get embarrased makes it worse..better to play cool..:)
Princess
10-25-02, 12:30PM
*thinks*
once, when I was in Highschool.... I had this guy (Ejay) that I had a HUGE crush on.... he was a senior and I was in 10th grade... I waited the ENTIRE school year for him to ask me out and finally he did near the end of the year.....
Well....
He came to my house to pick me up for our date and my sister had 3 guy friends over at the time.... ALL THREE OF THEM met Ejay at the door and looked at me and started arguing over who was going to take me out and how rude it was of me to schedule 4 dates on the same night!!! omg I was SOOO EMBARASSED and they looked so serious...
Ejay and I left and went to the movies.... he took me home and never ever called again *cries* LOL
Now that is cruel. Tell me you got them back somehow.
Having brothers and sisters can be a real pain. I was a teen and had a 'big' date with gal and borrowed my dad's car. My brothers' had no sooner sat down when she pulled s condom from underneath the seat belt. I tried to explain that my brothers were pranksters and stuffed it into my pocket. She pulled down the sun visor and ten more fell into her lap. I tried to grab them, which was a bad idea to begin with, and attempted to toss it into the glove compartment. When I opened it up, a month's supply of condoms fell out. We went on our date and she was a sport about it. The next day my mama took the car to the store. You could of heard her hollering a mile a way when she opened up the glove compartment. It took some fast talking and fancy footwork to get out of taking the blame for that one.
I am horrible about remembering names. Facial recognition is not a problem. The problem is I walk right up to people I haven't seen in years and say,,,,," Hiya Trisha (Frank, Chris etc.)! How ya been?" and she'll/he'll say something like "Its Gina (Mark, Charles etc.) Its hard to recover after that sort of conversation starter.
Originally posted by usantic
I am horrible about remembering names. Facial recognition is not a problem. The problem is I walk right up to people I haven't seen in years and say,,,,," Hiya Trisha (Frank, Chris etc.)! How ya been?" and she'll/he'll say something like "Its Gina (Mark, Charles etc.) Its hard to recover after that sort of conversation starter.
Hahah! I did that to an old girlfriend once. She shot back, "Now I remember why we broke up." :eek:
kittyroze
10-28-02, 12:05PM
Ouch! That would sting Jake. I have a problem with remembering names, faces, the LOT...people all over my campus know me and try and come up and talk to me out of the blue, but alas, I can't recall them for the life of me. Maybe I need to dip into Biff's alzheimer's meds since he's not taking em anyway...
You have no idea... The worst part is that she hated the girlfriend I called her.
So, you're popular gal, hmmm? Don't forget us little people. ;)
Princess
10-28-02, 01:29PM
*giggles* @ Jake + condoms
Originally posted by Princess *giggles* @ Jake + condoms
I would have gotten away without a scratch, except my moma asked what she should do with all those condoms and I had to open my mouth and say that I'd take them. :rolleyes: I got grounded AND the talk.
kittyroze
10-28-02, 01:47PM
I'd like to thank all the little people that made this post possible ;) Not popular exactly, just really visible and overly involved.
Never got the talk eh? That explains a lot :winkkiss: Kidding...I never got it either. My parents still blush when victoria's secret commercials come on when I'm around.
You should be thankful. My mama made my pa sit with me while she was within earshot. It went something like this:
"Son, y'all know... right?"
"Yes, sir."
"Okay then."
"Pa! You git back there."
"Son, y'all know what happens when the door closes?"
"Yes, sir"
"Oken then."
"Pa!"
"Hell, then you come in here and do it."
*Silence*
From the other room: "Jacob, you understand what you pa is saying?"
"Yes, mama."
"Okay then."
ahhhh trying to walk across the metal bar that divides the 10ft and the 5ft at the pool. needless to say..... dont ever do that. I was about 10..... lesson learned .... youch
kittyroze
10-29-02, 08:39PM
Yeouch!
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