my friend r. dicken

[minerjoe1963]

i would like to tell you about my friend Robert l. Dicken
robert started his own business in the beverage line. he made cider. well he called his product " DICKEN CIDER". He thought this to be a good name.
he went door to door asking people to sample his DICKEN CIDER, most women liked his DICKEN CIDER. i gave my wife some DICKEN CIDER and she screamed with delight after she had my DICKEN CIDER.
any way, you should support my friend and get your own DICKEN CIDER.


sorry for that... just thought it funny

[Jake]

Hahaha. Don't apologize, man. It WAS funny.

A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” .

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”

There is a minute of silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, “OK, now what?”