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It's time for the first annual (NCT) SpamOlympics. The idea is to post about anything and nothing. Thanks, Bane!
Here are the Rules
You can only post one sentence.
You must wait until someone replies to post again.
Here's the hard part - You must use one of the words from the previous post in your post.
Here's your chance to bullshit away. :cheesy:
kittyroze
10-10-02, 12:17PM
To the tune of the Monty Python song...
Spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
Spam a spam, it's spammity spaaaaam....
;)
You two are so bad! Okay, one more time. Take a word from the previous post and make a new post. Capich?
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 01:04PM
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.......
I cut trees, eat spam all day
Python, Monty Mania............
(you're a cool Kitty, Prisoner, Python!!!Spike I'll bet!!)
BTW, who's this Diva girl, keeps interrupting us?
Hey guys, I was really hoping to have some fun with this. Please?
Come on guys..Give it some effort..It can be alot of fun...:)
It's an effort to get up in the morning
so many men, so little time
Sterling
10-10-02, 02:38PM
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 02:56PM
playtime is us, nes' pas? (better?, christ this is tuff)
Nothing is too tuff for the Biff'ster
I used to watch the Dead End kids
thestarsfall
10-10-02, 03:26PM
nowhere is still somewhere.....
HeavensAngel
10-10-02, 03:29PM
Somewhere could be anywhere.
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 03:38PM
Joking leads to hernias.
Where ever Biff leads, I follow
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 03:48PM
Follow me, we'll follow the yellow brick road, Dorothy.
(Here Toto)
thestarsfall
10-10-02, 03:57PM
rome is in italy
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 03:58PM
Roman Nose, Roamin' Hands.
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 04:03PM
Buddy didn't mean it.
thestarsfall
10-10-02, 04:27PM
i didnt mean it
Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?
kittyroze
10-10-02, 05:57PM
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
I have to think of a sentence with genitals in it
Sterling
10-10-02, 08:00PM
Is it cold in here, or are you just pleased to see me?
I like kissing in the rain
kittyroze
10-10-02, 11:30PM
I've upped my standards, so up yours.
kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:30AM
You can teck wun of mah nine lives, but yew'll nevah teck mah frrrreeeeeedom.
Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:31AM
I'm free, free heartbreakers........
kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:40AM
The mind is uncertain, but the heart can't be bribed.
Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:42AM
Always a bribe, never a bribesmade.
kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:43AM
Spam tomorrow and spam today, but never ever yesterday.
kittyroze
10-11-02, 01:44AM
Watch the headlights on the highway
Why do you call a highway what the English call a motorway?
kittyroze
10-11-02, 10:06AM
She drives ME crazy, like no one else...
Bff Biff
10-11-02, 10:19AM
crazy like a fox
kittyroze
10-11-02, 10:19AM
Foxxxxy laaady!
There's too much noise in the world.
Sterling
10-11-02, 12:22PM
What have you got when you have a dozen lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand :)
Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:30PM
ummmmm, is it me, or is Sterling swimming against the current here?
Your visa is being revoked, go back to England.
Sterling used the word "a". So there. :p
Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:43PM
Fuck... no fair.... "eh"
*kicks Divas' tush*
kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:51PM
What ere ewe talking aboot, eh?
What goes up, must go down.
So long and thanks for all the fish
Prime rib is my favorite dish
You can dish it out, but can you take it?
I'm nude underneath my clothes
the cow jumped over the moon
Jennafer
10-11-02, 06:47PM
Pillows that go down on you?
Sterling
10-11-02, 07:00PM
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
Jennafer
10-11-02, 07:35PM
Country Time lemonade is too sweet
thestarsfall
10-11-02, 07:58PM
not too shabby
I heard that sex can cure a headache
thestarsfall
10-12-02, 07:53AM
i hear you but i dont see you
footprints of a T-Rex is small compared to mine
Originally posted by Andie
footprints of a T-Rex is small compared to mine :eek:
Footprints is my favorite poem
Military intellence is an oxymoron
Your spedo pics can kill a persons' site
Bff Biff
10-12-02, 04:02PM
Rocks in my head, for postin' my pix
Originally posted by Bff Biff
Rocks in my head, for postin' my pix
Biff, where's a word from the last post?
:eek:
Bff Biff
10-12-02, 04:13PM
It posted out of order, you'all were too quick........
so........Biff this!!!
Bff Biff
10-12-02, 05:27PM
court's too good for the Diva
Bff Biff
10-12-02, 09:32PM
Do you guys eat with those fingers?
kittyroze
10-13-02, 11:31PM
A stitch in time saves nine
kittyroze
10-14-02, 12:07AM
This cat only has 7
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 08:35AM
four uuuu's don't make an uuuum
Biff doesn't make any sense
for you, I will walk to the ends of the earth
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 11:31AM
gold hands, worn heart
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 12:17PM
Night-Vision goggles, not just for war, anymore.
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 12:27PM
High all, we're spam olympiads.
All of my socks are pink [stupid red shirt]
Pink clothes are cute on little girls
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 12:53PM
Pink, it's not just for dinner, anymore.
I just can't take it anymore
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 01:05PM
Me neither, anymore, take it
I take my coffee smooth, like my women ['s skin]
Princess
10-14-02, 01:18PM
smooth like your lie about your pink socks? we know ....
*Looks up* I know what color panties you're wearing. :cheesy:
kittyroze
10-14-02, 01:45PM
don't get your panties in a bundle
(and yes, I know, you're not wearing any)
Bff Biff
10-14-02, 01:48PM
*Looks down* I know what color I'm wearing.
kittyroze
10-14-02, 01:49PM
Ever wonder why the ken dolls were always wearing flesh colored underwear?
kittyroze
10-14-02, 01:56PM
Does the purple people eater eat purple people, or does he perhaps eat people and just happens to be purple in color?
This sure beats working... *Looks for boss*
Bad Andie, bad Andie [hehehe]
From here to eternity is a classic
A hard man is good to find
kittyroze
10-15-02, 12:18AM
There is no...er...spoon...yeah.
There is a means to an end
I love when the end of a story is happy
I'm happy that you're happy
kittyroze
10-15-02, 10:15AM
A secluded tropical island full of milk streams and tuna trees would make me one happy cat ;)
Would you settle for a tropical island with fruit and me?
Do Wa Ditty is a catchy tune
thestarsfall
10-15-02, 03:00PM
unrequited love is a horrible thing to go thru
Bff Biff
10-15-02, 03:00PM
No hurry, no worry, Love... (anon)
thestarsfall
10-15-02, 03:08PM
love: a tender ineffable feeling arising from kinship, an underlying sense of oneness and a recognition of attractive qualities
To know me is to love me :cool:
thestarsfall
10-15-02, 03:21PM
a man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all
I'm always getting into trouble
Can't touch this {banananana} MC Hammer style...
I'm beginning to see the light
Always remember to brush your teeth
kittyroze
10-15-02, 09:06PM
relative to what?
What has everyone been doing?
I've been away for awhile.
kittyroze
10-16-02, 01:12AM
It's been awhile
kittyroze
10-16-02, 10:23AM
The sleep of reason begets monsters
There are monsters under my bed
M&Ms melt in your mouth, and not in your hands
it's the greatest show on earth
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
thestarsfall
10-16-02, 01:40PM
home is where the heart is
right beside me is my phone *Rings*
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 03:01PM
976 phone line... may I help you?
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 03:22PM
I thought as much, for a good time call 976-Diva
love_tattoos
10-16-02, 04:52PM
I can't remember anything. :(
Originally posted by love_tattoos
I can't remember anything. :(
Maybe you can't remember... but the football team sure did
I'm worried that Biff still doesn't remember to use a word from the previous post in his post. :p
love_tattoos
10-16-02, 05:24PM
Now I remember! I love Jake!!! Go you!
EDIT - For the record - I typed fast but apparently Biff types faster.
Originally posted by love_tattoos
Now I remember! I love Jake!!! Go you!
EDIT - For the record - I typed fast but apparently Biff types faster.
Can I get that on a tee-shirt for you?
Argh! You need to relax those fingers, Biff
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 05:36PM
I'm not using my fingers........
:eek:
I'm not using your computer
kittyroze
10-16-02, 05:46PM
I'm happy if you're happy
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 05:46PM
Look Ma...... no hands, not bad, eh?
Out of order, out of order......who let the Kitty out?
Biff, I know you can do this, eh. Sigh......
Bff Biff
10-16-02, 05:53PM
Sigh Shit....... I've been over-ridden!! Sounds like a bug commercial, oh yeh......
Biff...... that's in the last post... Bite me!
Biff's going to be spanked for his last post
Great. Too bad my attic is my upstairs neighbors. They are kind of annoying though...
Jennafer
10-16-02, 10:41PM
I assist my corn.....
love_tattoos
10-17-02, 09:55AM
...and this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home.
Home is where the heart is
You're as old as you feel... until you fall
I fall on you I'll break your bones.
I remember the day
I rolled in the hay
with sweet Bessy Mae
Her father said I'd pay
I immediately said okay
And then I ran away :cheesy:
I guess I shouldnt quit my day job. ;)
Don't give up on your dreams
My fantasy is your reality
I am passionate in my work
kittyroze
10-17-02, 02:41PM
I like passion fruit
I liked the fruit of the loom men
kittyroze
10-17-02, 03:19PM
My great grandmother had bound feet
My work day is almost over. Woot!
I am coughing too much to care?
To the moon, Alice... To the moon!
I want a bagle for breakfast
cereal, it's not just for breakfast anymore
jackwright
10-22-02, 06:35AM
Breakfast, it's not just for beer any more...
jackwright
10-22-02, 07:03AM
The Knave of Cups.
jackwright
10-22-02, 11:12AM
I have yet to cum best.
best wishes to Lonster on his birthday
Did you wish him well on his birthday post ;) :kissy:
i missed the birthdaypost, silly me..
there are quite a few hottie[s] on this board. ;)
my neice sang The Good Ship Lolipop at her school
jackwright
10-22-02, 03:01PM
The best lolipops in life are free.
I've got to be free to be me
jackwright
10-22-02, 04:14PM
Me be too free to be got...
jackwright
10-22-02, 04:38PM
Damned is where the heart is.
keeping up with Biff is no small chore
Princess
10-22-02, 10:39PM
there is nothing small about swedish men...
Originally posted by Princess
there is nothing small about swedish men...
<marquee>:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:</marquee>
I like men
Posting on NCT is fun :cheesy:
I like to walk in the rain
I was good and deserved a day off
bones101_2001
10-23-02, 12:32PM
I want a day off
thestarsfall
10-23-02, 02:33PM
my head is sore
I'm sore that no body lives near me
thestarsfall
10-23-02, 02:38PM
i could give you a full body massage if you were here
thestarsfall
10-23-02, 02:43PM
im sorry princess....hes all yours....ive got my own man
kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:06PM
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
It's about time you showed up
kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:17PM
A stitch in time saves nine...what the heck does that mean, anyway?
kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:20PM
We want our Diva!!!
kittyroze
10-23-02, 04:04PM
I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more!
Could you, would you, should you?
Today is this first day of the rest of your life... Don't cry
It's cold as a witch's tit
jackwright
10-23-02, 10:02PM
Is a witches tit as cold as a well diggers asshole ??
Gold diggers are everywhere in California
kittyroze
10-23-02, 11:06PM
Open up that Golden Gate, California here I come!
kittyroze
10-23-02, 11:29PM
Boooooorn in the USA!!!
The roof! The Roof is on Fire!
Must... restrain... from singing... Sugar... Wall... Argh!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAAH!
I like Pepe Le Pew
kittyroze
10-24-02, 12:25AM
I won Pepe Le Pew from a carnival game two years ago.
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