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Diva
10-10-02, 11:04AM
It's time for the first annual (NCT) SpamOlympics. The idea is to post about anything and nothing. Thanks, Bane!

Here are the Rules
You can only post one sentence.
You must wait until someone replies to post again.
Here's the hard part - You must use one of the words from the previous post in your post.

Here's your chance to bullshit away. :cheesy:

Diva
10-10-02, 11:05AM
Spam is gross

Diva
10-10-02, 12:15PM
I need more coffee

kittyroze
10-10-02, 12:17PM
To the tune of the Monty Python song...
Spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
Spam a spam, it's spammity spaaaaam....
;)

Diva
10-10-02, 12:42PM
You two are so bad! Okay, one more time. Take a word from the previous post and make a new post. Capich?

Bff Biff
10-10-02, 01:04PM
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.......
I cut trees, eat spam all day

Python, Monty Mania............

(you're a cool Kitty, Prisoner, Python!!!Spike I'll bet!!)

BTW, who's this Diva girl, keeps interrupting us?

Diva
10-10-02, 01:53PM
Hey guys, I was really hoping to have some fun with this. Please?

Andie
10-10-02, 02:11PM
Come on guys..Give it some effort..It can be alot of fun...:)

Diva
10-10-02, 02:14PM
It's an effort to get up in the morning

Andie
10-10-02, 02:15PM
mornings are so tiresome

Diva
10-10-02, 02:24PM
so many men, so little time

Sterling
10-10-02, 02:38PM
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

Diva
10-10-02, 02:48PM
lunchtime is my playtime

Bff Biff
10-10-02, 02:56PM
playtime is us, nes' pas? (better?, christ this is tuff)

Diva
10-10-02, 03:04PM
Nothing is too tuff for the Biff'ster

SysLord
10-10-02, 03:05PM
Christ is dead :rude:

Diva
10-10-02, 03:17PM
I used to watch the Dead End kids

thestarsfall
10-10-02, 03:26PM
nowhere is still somewhere.....

HeavensAngel
10-10-02, 03:29PM
Somewhere could be anywhere.

Diva
10-10-02, 03:35PM
I could be joking

Bff Biff
10-10-02, 03:38PM
Joking leads to hernias.

Diva
10-10-02, 03:45PM
Where ever Biff leads, I follow

Bff Biff
10-10-02, 03:48PM
Follow me, we'll follow the yellow brick road, Dorothy.

(Here Toto)

Diva
10-10-02, 03:54PM
all roads lead to Rome

thestarsfall
10-10-02, 03:57PM
rome is in italy

Bff Biff
10-10-02, 03:58PM
Roman Nose, Roamin' Hands.

Diva
10-10-02, 04:00PM
Hands off, buddy!

Bff Biff
10-10-02, 04:03PM
Buddy didn't mean it.

Diva
10-10-02, 04:21PM
Don't be mean

thestarsfall
10-10-02, 04:27PM
i didnt mean it

Diva
10-10-02, 04:53PM
Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?

kittyroze
10-10-02, 05:57PM
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.

Diva
10-10-02, 06:42PM
I have to think of a sentence with genitals in it

Diva
10-10-02, 07:28PM
Let's have a picnic

Diva
10-10-02, 07:44PM
Man overboard!

Sterling
10-10-02, 08:00PM
Is it cold in here, or are you just pleased to see me?

Diva
10-10-02, 08:14PM
Ready, aim, fire!

Diva
10-10-02, 09:44PM
hole in one

Diva
10-10-02, 10:13PM
I like kissing in the rain

Diva
10-10-02, 10:26PM
Umbrellas are for wimps

kittyroze
10-10-02, 11:30PM
I've upped my standards, so up yours.

kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:30AM
You can teck wun of mah nine lives, but yew'll nevah teck mah frrrreeeeeedom.

Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:31AM
I'm free, free heartbreakers........

kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:40AM
The mind is uncertain, but the heart can't be bribed.

Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:42AM
Always a bribe, never a bribesmade.

kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:43AM
Spam tomorrow and spam today, but never ever yesterday.

kittyroze
10-11-02, 01:44AM
Watch the headlights on the highway

SysLord
10-11-02, 01:51AM
Why do you call a highway what the English call a motorway?

Jake
10-11-02, 08:12AM
I drive too fast

kittyroze
10-11-02, 10:06AM
She drives ME crazy, like no one else...

Bff Biff
10-11-02, 10:19AM
crazy like a fox

kittyroze
10-11-02, 10:19AM
Foxxxxy laaady!

Diva
10-11-02, 11:24AM
I sing the body electric

Diva
10-11-02, 12:18PM
There's too much noise in the world.

Sterling
10-11-02, 12:22PM
What have you got when you have a dozen lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand :)

Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:30PM
ummmmm, is it me, or is Sterling swimming against the current here?

Your visa is being revoked, go back to England.

Diva
10-11-02, 12:39PM
Sterling used the word "a". So there. :p

Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:43PM
Fuck... no fair.... "eh"

*kicks Divas' tush*

Diva
10-11-02, 12:45PM
Take off, eh

kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:51PM
What ere ewe talking aboot, eh?

Jake
10-11-02, 01:27PM
What goes up, must go down.

Jake
10-11-02, 02:15PM
So long and thanks for all the fish

Diva
10-11-02, 02:40PM
Prime rib is my favorite dish

Jake
10-11-02, 02:42PM
You can dish it out, but can you take it?

Diva
10-11-02, 03:19PM
Cold hands, warm heart

Diva
10-11-02, 03:44PM
No news is good news

Diva
10-11-02, 04:31PM
I'm nude underneath my clothes

Diva
10-11-02, 04:55PM
the cow jumped over the moon

Diva
10-11-02, 05:13PM
I fell down, go boom

Jennafer
10-11-02, 06:47PM
Pillows that go down on you?

Sterling
10-11-02, 07:00PM
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

Jennafer
10-11-02, 07:35PM
Country Time lemonade is too sweet

thestarsfall
10-11-02, 07:58PM
not too shabby

Diva
10-11-02, 09:49PM
I hate shabby clothes

Diva
10-12-02, 12:31AM
I heard that sex can cure a headache

thestarsfall
10-12-02, 07:53AM
i hear you but i dont see you

Diva
10-12-02, 10:40AM
I am hungry for a donut!

Andie
10-12-02, 12:39PM
footprints of a T-Rex is small compared to mine

Diva
10-12-02, 12:52PM
Originally posted by Andie
footprints of a T-Rex is small compared to mine :eek:

Footprints is my favorite poem

Diva
10-12-02, 01:27PM
The beaver made a dam.

Diva
10-12-02, 02:16PM
the building was crooked

Diva
10-12-02, 02:53PM
Military intellence is an oxymoron

Diva
10-12-02, 03:29PM
Your spedo pics can kill a persons' site

Diva
10-12-02, 03:44PM
Rocks are fun to climb

Diva
10-12-02, 03:55PM
Sex is exciting

Bff Biff
10-12-02, 04:02PM
Rocks in my head, for postin' my pix

Diva
10-12-02, 04:04PM
Originally posted by Bff Biff
Rocks in my head, for postin' my pix

Biff, where's a word from the last post?
:eek:

Bff Biff
10-12-02, 04:13PM
It posted out of order, you'all were too quick........

so........Biff this!!!

Diva
10-12-02, 04:16PM
order in the court

Bff Biff
10-12-02, 05:27PM
court's too good for the Diva

Diva
10-12-02, 06:23PM
chocolate is good

Diva
10-12-02, 09:15PM
Finger lickin good

Bff Biff
10-12-02, 09:32PM
Do you guys eat with those fingers?

Diva
10-13-02, 12:56PM
Those were the days

Diva
10-13-02, 02:16PM
My house is a mess

Jake
10-13-02, 10:59PM
I love the night time

kittyroze
10-13-02, 11:31PM
A stitch in time saves nine

Jake
10-13-02, 11:38PM
A cat has nine lives

kittyroze
10-14-02, 12:07AM
This cat only has 7

Diva
10-14-02, 01:15AM
I only have eyes for you

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 08:35AM
four uuuu's don't make an uuuum

Diva
10-14-02, 10:26AM
Biff doesn't make any sense

Diva
10-14-02, 11:08AM
for you, I will walk to the ends of the earth

Jake
10-14-02, 11:25AM
run for the gold

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 11:31AM
gold hands, worn heart

Jake
10-14-02, 12:00PM
My jeans are worn

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 12:17PM
Night-Vision goggles, not just for war, anymore.

Jake
10-14-02, 12:17PM
I love the night life

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 12:27PM
High all, we're spam olympiads.

Jake
10-14-02, 12:51PM
All of my socks are pink [stupid red shirt]

Diva
10-14-02, 12:51PM
Pink clothes are cute on little girls

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 12:53PM
Pink, it's not just for dinner, anymore.

Jake
10-14-02, 12:58PM
I just can't take it anymore

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 01:05PM
Me neither, anymore, take it

Jake
10-14-02, 01:14PM
I take my coffee smooth, like my women ['s skin]

Princess
10-14-02, 01:18PM
smooth like your lie about your pink socks? we know ....

Jake
10-14-02, 01:30PM
*Looks up* I know what color panties you're wearing. :cheesy:

kittyroze
10-14-02, 01:45PM
don't get your panties in a bundle

(and yes, I know, you're not wearing any)

Bff Biff
10-14-02, 01:48PM
*Looks down* I know what color I'm wearing.

kittyroze
10-14-02, 01:49PM
Ever wonder why the ken dolls were always wearing flesh colored underwear?

kittyroze
10-14-02, 01:56PM
Does the purple people eater eat purple people, or does he perhaps eat people and just happens to be purple in color?

Diva
10-14-02, 03:15PM
This sure beats working... *Looks for boss*

Diva
10-14-02, 03:30PM
Bad Andie, bad Andie [hehehe]

Diva
10-14-02, 04:05PM
From here to eternity is a classic

Diva
10-14-02, 04:42PM
A hard man is good to find

Diva
10-14-02, 04:53PM
Gag me with a spoon

kittyroze
10-15-02, 12:18AM
There is no...er...spoon...yeah.

Jake
10-15-02, 07:48AM
There is a means to an end

Diva
10-15-02, 09:17AM
I love when the end of a story is happy

Jake
10-15-02, 10:10AM
I'm happy that you're happy

kittyroze
10-15-02, 10:15AM
A secluded tropical island full of milk streams and tuna trees would make me one happy cat ;)

Jake
10-15-02, 10:32AM
Would you settle for a tropical island with fruit and me?

Diva
10-15-02, 02:13PM
Do Wa Ditty is a catchy tune

Diva
10-15-02, 02:57PM
You can't hurry love

thestarsfall
10-15-02, 03:00PM
unrequited love is a horrible thing to go thru

Bff Biff
10-15-02, 03:00PM
No hurry, no worry, Love... (anon)

thestarsfall
10-15-02, 03:08PM
love: a tender ineffable feeling arising from kinship, an underlying sense of oneness and a recognition of attractive qualities

Diva
10-15-02, 03:19PM
To know me is to love me :cool:

thestarsfall
10-15-02, 03:21PM
a man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all

Diva
10-15-02, 03:48PM
Man is it hot in here

Diva
10-15-02, 04:01PM
I'm always getting into trouble

Diva
10-15-02, 04:45PM
Can't touch this {banananana} MC Hammer style...

Diva
10-15-02, 05:31PM
I'm beginning to see the light

Diva
10-15-02, 05:46PM
Where do we begin?

Diva
10-15-02, 07:09PM
Always remember to brush your teeth

Diva
10-15-02, 08:49PM
everything is relative

kittyroze
10-15-02, 09:06PM
relative to what?

Blue
10-15-02, 09:36PM
What has everyone been doing?

Blue
10-16-02, 12:31AM
I've been away for awhile.

kittyroze
10-16-02, 01:12AM
It's been awhile

Diva
10-16-02, 06:30AM
I've been sleeping

kittyroze
10-16-02, 10:23AM
The sleep of reason begets monsters

Diva
10-16-02, 10:42AM
There are monsters under my bed

Jake
10-16-02, 11:33AM
I dream in my sleep

Diva
10-16-02, 12:17PM
M&Ms melt in your mouth, and not in your hands

Jake
10-16-02, 12:39PM
it's the greatest show on earth

Jake
10-16-02, 12:45PM
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

thestarsfall
10-16-02, 01:40PM
home is where the heart is

Diva
10-16-02, 02:58PM
right beside me is my phone *Rings*

Bff Biff
10-16-02, 03:01PM
976 phone line... may I help you?

Jake
10-16-02, 03:16PM
976 Diva

Bff Biff
10-16-02, 03:22PM
I thought as much, for a good time call 976-Diva

Diva
10-16-02, 03:31PM
No one calls me

Diva
10-16-02, 03:51PM
I can't afford my habits

Diva
10-16-02, 04:08PM
Whos on first?

Diva
10-16-02, 04:47PM
I remember my first time

love_tattoos
10-16-02, 04:52PM
I can't remember anything. :(

Diva
10-16-02, 04:55PM
Originally posted by love_tattoos
I can't remember anything. :(

Maybe you can't remember... but the football team sure did

Jake
10-16-02, 05:22PM
I'm worried that Biff still doesn't remember to use a word from the previous post in his post. :p

love_tattoos
10-16-02, 05:24PM
Now I remember! I love Jake!!! Go you!


EDIT - For the record - I typed fast but apparently Biff types faster.

Jake
10-16-02, 05:32PM
Originally posted by love_tattoos
Now I remember! I love Jake!!! Go you!


EDIT - For the record - I typed fast but apparently Biff types faster.

Can I get that on a tee-shirt for you?

Jake
10-16-02, 05:34PM
Argh! You need to relax those fingers, Biff

Bff Biff
10-16-02, 05:36PM
I'm not using my fingers........

Jake
10-16-02, 05:38PM
:eek:

I'm not using your computer

kittyroze
10-16-02, 05:46PM
I'm happy if you're happy

Bff Biff
10-16-02, 05:46PM
Look Ma...... no hands, not bad, eh?

Out of order, out of order......who let the Kitty out?

Diva
10-16-02, 05:48PM
Biff, I know you can do this, eh. Sigh......

Bff Biff
10-16-02, 05:53PM
Sigh Shit....... I've been over-ridden!! Sounds like a bug commercial, oh yeh......

Biff...... that's in the last post... Bite me!

Diva
10-16-02, 06:30PM
Biff's going to be spanked for his last post

Diva
10-16-02, 06:39PM
Great. Too bad my attic is my upstairs neighbors. They are kind of annoying though...

Diva
10-16-02, 09:41PM
yes we have no bananas

Jennafer
10-16-02, 10:41PM
I assist my corn.....

Diva
10-17-02, 06:31AM
how may I assist you

Diva
10-17-02, 09:46AM
I have to go wee wee

love_tattoos
10-17-02, 09:55AM
...and this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home.

Diva
10-17-02, 10:13AM
Home is where the heart is

Jake
10-17-02, 12:29PM
You're as old as you feel... until you fall

Jake
10-17-02, 12:36PM
I love the fall

Jake
10-17-02, 12:40PM
I fall on you I'll break your bones.

Jake
10-17-02, 01:19PM
I remember the day
I rolled in the hay
with sweet Bessy Mae
Her father said I'd pay
I immediately said okay
And then I ran away :cheesy:

Jake
10-17-02, 01:39PM
I guess I shouldnt quit my day job. ;)

Jake
10-17-02, 01:44PM
Don't give up on your dreams

Jake
10-17-02, 01:48PM
My fantasy is your reality

Jake
10-17-02, 02:18PM
I am passionate in my work

kittyroze
10-17-02, 02:41PM
I like passion fruit

Diva
10-17-02, 03:14PM
I liked the fruit of the loom men

kittyroze
10-17-02, 03:19PM
My great grandmother had bound feet

Diva
10-17-02, 03:47PM
My work day is almost over. Woot!

Diva
10-17-02, 04:42PM
I could almost cry

dc
10-17-02, 06:00PM
I am coughing too much to care?

Diva
10-17-02, 06:41PM
To the moon, Alice... To the moon!

Diva
10-22-02, 05:55AM
I want a bagle for breakfast

Jake
10-22-02, 06:26AM
cereal, it's not just for breakfast anymore

jackwright
10-22-02, 06:35AM
Breakfast, it's not just for beer any more...

Diva
10-22-02, 06:52AM
Pick a card, any card

jackwright
10-22-02, 07:03AM
The Knave of Cups.

Diva
10-22-02, 10:49AM
The best is yet to come

jackwright
10-22-02, 11:12AM
I have yet to cum best.

Andie
10-22-02, 11:42AM
best wishes to Lonster on his birthday

Diva
10-22-02, 12:03PM
Did you wish him well on his birthday post ;) :kissy:

Andie
10-22-02, 12:50PM
i missed the birthdaypost, silly me..

Diva
10-22-02, 12:52PM
I missed you :)

Jake
10-22-02, 01:00PM
there are quite a few hottie[s] on this board. ;)

Jake
10-22-02, 01:23PM
my neice sang The Good Ship Lolipop at her school

jackwright
10-22-02, 03:01PM
The best lolipops in life are free.

Diva
10-22-02, 04:08PM
I've got to be free to be me

jackwright
10-22-02, 04:14PM
Me be too free to be got...

Diva
10-22-02, 04:25PM
well, I'll be damned

jackwright
10-22-02, 04:38PM
Damned is where the heart is.

Diva
10-22-02, 08:09PM
keeping up with Biff is no small chore

Princess
10-22-02, 10:39PM
there is nothing small about swedish men...

Diva
10-22-02, 10:46PM
Originally posted by Princess
there is nothing small about swedish men...
<marquee>:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:</marquee>

I like men

Diva
10-23-02, 12:27AM
I like the nasty stuff

Diva
10-23-02, 06:12AM
Posting on NCT is fun :cheesy:

Diva
10-23-02, 11:06AM
I like to walk in the rain

Diva
10-23-02, 12:20PM
I was good and deserved a day off

bones101_2001
10-23-02, 12:32PM
I want a day off

Diva
10-23-02, 12:55PM
I have DSL :cheesy:

Jake
10-23-02, 01:35PM
I have to wash my dog

thestarsfall
10-23-02, 02:33PM
my head is sore

Diva
10-23-02, 02:38PM
I'm sore that no body lives near me

thestarsfall
10-23-02, 02:38PM
i could give you a full body massage if you were here

thestarsfall
10-23-02, 02:43PM
im sorry princess....hes all yours....ive got my own man

Diva
10-23-02, 02:55PM
it's mind over matter

kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:06PM
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

Diva
10-23-02, 03:16PM
It's about time you showed up

kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:17PM
A stitch in time saves nine...what the heck does that mean, anyway?

kittyroze
10-23-02, 03:20PM
We want our Diva!!!

kittyroze
10-23-02, 04:04PM
I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more!

Diva
10-23-02, 06:23PM
Could you, would you, should you?

Diva
10-23-02, 08:50PM
Today is this first day of the rest of your life... Don't cry

Diva
10-23-02, 09:59PM
It's cold as a witch's tit

jackwright
10-23-02, 10:02PM
Is a witches tit as cold as a well diggers asshole ??

Diva
10-23-02, 10:06PM
Gold diggers are everywhere in California

kittyroze
10-23-02, 11:06PM
Open up that Golden Gate, California here I come!

kittyroze
10-23-02, 11:29PM
Boooooorn in the USA!!!

Diva
10-23-02, 11:49PM
The roof! The Roof is on Fire!

Diva
10-23-02, 11:55PM
Must... restrain... from singing... Sugar... Wall... Argh!!!!!

Diva
10-23-02, 11:59PM
HAHAHAHHAHAAH!

I like Pepe Le Pew

kittyroze
10-24-02, 12:25AM
I won Pepe Le Pew from a carnival game two years ago.