Spam Olympics 2002

[daywalker]

i'm not following biff,but i will follow the diva.

[Diva]

Do you want to fool around?

[JakeD]

Sure.

Er....I'm a fool.

[Diva]

I pity da fool

[Zaphros]

I am therefore I exist. Or some other bollocks :)

[Diva]

Give me liberty or give me death

[WhatIsOne]

That is a bit depressing.

[JakeD]

It is depressing, especially when you think about the finer pleasures in life.

Like fluffy kittens or guns, needles, and hookers.

[Princess]

jakeD thinks about fluffy kittens.... *giggles*

[JakeD]

Yeah, but not in that way....

Good lord, woman. Dirty mind.

*shit, wait, did she mean it like that, or did I just horribly misinterpret it?*

/me feels confused and begins to cry.

[Diva]

JakeD makes me think dirty

[JakeD]

Wow. Cool.

/me titters, feeling naughty.

[Diva]

I see said the blind man

[JakeD]

Man, I feel like poop.

[Diva]

be careful not to step in that poop

[WhatIsOne]

Too late for that.

[WhatIsOne]

No one seems to find my avatar handsome.;)

[Crion]

No, apparently that really is me...I think he lied when he said that, but then I wouldn't know, as mirrors have the bad habit of breaking when I look into them.

Edited to come into accordance with thread rules.

[Jake]

Princess has a beautiful avatar

[Spooky]

You know what's not funny?

When a nun is so starved she has to eat a kitten to survive.

[JakeD]

Every time you masturbate, God viciously slaughters a kitten and feeds it to the undead corpse of Mother Teresa.

[Diva]

Everytime I masterbate, I dont want to think of kittens and an undead Mother Teresa. :p

[JakeD]

Just thought it'd be interesting to throw that one out there and see the response, in spite of poor old charitable Zombie Teresa.

[Diva]

up, up and away in my beautiful balloon. *POP*

[Diva]

I really need a vacation

[usantic]

You call this a vacation???????????:confused:

[Diva]

You can call me anytime

[Princess]

*blush* k.... sexy.... i'll call you sometime

[Diva]

Smart is sexy, psychotic is not

[JakeD]

Psychotic.....Did someone say my name?
*grin*

[Diva]

There's always someone fun on NCT

[Zaphros]

Always and forever my heart belongs to the one I love.

[Diva]

I love it when you get all mushy like that

[Jake]

the plan is always smoother than the actual event

[Crion]

The rules of warfare are as follows: 1) Always have a plan, and 2) Never rely on it.

[Diva]

The first rule of fight club, never talk about fight club

[WhatIsOne]

My socks are all dirty!:mad:

[Diva]

My heart is up for grabs

[Diva]

I know something you dont know. :p

[Diva]

I know how to count to ten

[JakeD]

I don't know anything.

[WhatIsOne]

Bah, anything is better than that.

[WhatIsOne]

Why in the world did i say bah?

[WhatIsOne]

Is a humbug a bug that hums? hmhmhmhmmm hmmmmmmmhmhmm hmhm hmhm hmhmmm

[bones101_2001]

hmhm I will have to think about that

[Diva]

I need to clean my apartment.

[Diva]

What if you aren't wearing any underwear?

[JakeD]

If you two don't quit....
/me grabs a gigantic, uber-pressurized hose and aims it at Andie for sweet, sweet REVENGE!!

[Princess]

/me has on a white teeshirt and says ... bring on the water....

[Andie]

/me also has a white tshirt and is ready for the contest

[Princess]

/me has bigger boobies than you so she thinks she will win...

[Diva]

/me has the biggest boobies and signs up for the contest

Bring it on, cowboy!

[Andie]

/me puts on a pair of white sweats since he has no boobies

[Diva]

/me looks down and sobs.

No fair! I want one of those. :p

[Princess]

/me looks down and says *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA*

[Diva]

She looks like a chick to me

[Princess]

She was looking at Andreas... not herself.... *blush*

[Diva]

Here's looking at you, kid

[Jake]

Which nights were those?

[Princess]

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end....

[Jake]

The ends must justify the means

[Princess]

Mean people suck.... nice people swallow...

[Andie]

swallows are leaving so it must be winter

[Diva]

Yay! I must be a nice girl

[Andie]

That must be too much information..:wow:

/me is blushing from head to toe

[Diva]

You are too cute.

[Diva]

Noc looks cute without his beard

[love_tattoos]

I saw a woman in the ladies room at the airport yesterday with a beard!!!

[Diva]

Are you sure it was a woman? :p

[Diva]

I need to raise my spirits

[WhatIsOne]

Just make sure not to do it by drinking spirits.:p

[Diva]

You make me want to shout

/me throws on her toga and boogies down

[WhatIsOne]

:rolleyes: How to reply to that I wonder....

[Diva]

I wonder how we can get WIO to loosen up? :p

[Jake]

You're a braver man than I, Andie

[Diva]

Faster than a speeding bullet!

[Princess]

plane tickets are expensive but worth it

[Diva]

Seeing Andie blush would be worth it

[Banger]

you two are so cute together...

[Diva]

I think your dancing avatar is cute

[Banger]

he's dancing for your entertainment...

[Banger]

sometimes i wish i didnt have emotions...

[Diva]

I wish upon stars, comets, candles, necklaces and wishbones.

[Diva]

I set my glass down on the table.

[Noctornus]

Set Phasers on Stun :p

[Diva]

And so the 2002 Spam Olympics ends....

Get ready, get set... and GO (http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=2989) to the 2003 Spam Olympics!

/me does a happy dance