Inspect THIS

[Diva]

So I come home last night to find someone has been in my apartment. Naturally, I am pissed off. I call my landlord who says that it was the building inspectors. When I mention that I wasn't notified, he says that he stuck a note on the door. Every time he goes on vacation he sticks this little ticker-tape note to tell us. I glanced at it and didn't notice that at the very end he added "Oh and the inspectors will be here tomorrow".Argh! So now I'm looking around to see what I left out. Bras and underwear that I hand washed. Great. Dish I didn't take in the kitchen. Lovely. Kitty litter that needed to be cleaned. Fuck. So guess what I spent last night doing? What I should have done over the weekend. I hate when people show up unannounced. The owner of the building and I got into it a while back when she tried to walk in without even knocking. I'm sitting at the computer, buck naked, and the door lock clicks. So I run over and yell who's there. She was having some work done in the apartments and wanted to see what I wanted. I told her, through the door that she needs to give 24 hour notice before entering my apartment. She actually wanted to argue the fact! Finally, someone informed her that it was the law. Fucking rude people. Needless to say, she didn't come in. Why would anyone think that they can just waltz into someone's home without asking? Hell, I even ask, "Are you sure" if I happen to go somewhere when I couldn't contact the person before. It's called respect, people. Anyway, I called her at 5:30 AM the next day to tell her I needed my sink fixed. Tit for tat, baby.

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Insurers refuse payments to pensioner obsessed (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_686843.html?menu=news.quirkies) with car crashes. It must be loser day...

Florida man changes (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/templates/misc/printstory.jsp?slug=sfl-1008name) name to 'I am who I am'. Then he yodels...

Man burglarizes (http://rutlandherald.nybor.com/News/AtAGlance/Story/54277.html) neighbor's home, then holds yard sale. Great neighbor...

Groom (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/hartlandgroom1.html) pepper-sprayed in wedding reception brawl (http://www.jsonline.com/news/wauk/oct02/85910.asp). I'll be the wedding night was fun...

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Some naked (http://www.romantic-men.com/romantic/index.html) men to drool over. Hey, I've gotta enjoy some, too...

'Frying Squad' catches drivers (http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=1553167) in fuel scam. The exhaust smells like KFC...

[Bff Biff]

Really...... Unbelievable. Shoot 'em.

Now for the important question. Do you always 'compute', while nekid. I know I'm not alone in wanting to know more, with more details, and possibly some video.

[Andie]

Jeeezz..take a really cold shower Biff...:D

[Bff Biff]

I did, and all it did was shrink the equipment. How do you 'clean' a dirty mind?

[Andie]

Think about Madelaine Albright..;)
That works for me..most of the time..

[Jake]

I think the saddest part is that this animal has taken away the right to feel safe walking in public. Those poor kids.

[Diva]

The kids that saw their friend shot. Do you know what this man has done???

[JakeD]

Diva, I'd love to be your landlord ANYTIME.

[Bff Biff]

shit...... you're talking about the school kid the sniper took down. Incredibly sad, but I'm sorry, how did we get there???I must have missed reading a post. I'll go back. I never know where I am as it is.......sorry.......wasn't being insensitive.

[SysLord]

Originally posted by Bff Biff
I did, and all it did was shrink the equipment. How do you 'clean' a dirty mind?

Use 'Marseille' soap :)

[Jake]

Oh man, I am sorry. I posted on the wrong thread. That's what I get for having two windows open.

So, are you uh, without clothes now? Diva, not Biff. :cheesy:

[Diva]

Argh! Sorry, Biff. I read your 'shoot em' comment and Jakes' comment and had a brain fart.

Yes I am, Jake. ;)

[Bff Biff]

No worries my friends. You just have to be careful with us old alzheimer farts. One wrong turn and we're standing in the woods, naked, not sure what to do next. (well , maybe)

Marseille soap... sounds French, therefore I denounce it. If it's not cheese or Red wine, and it's french, I don't want it. We don't need no stinkin' french.

[Jake]

Heh. Biff, only if you'll be careful of my absent-mindness.

[Diva]

Yes! Argh! Then I just stand there.... waiting for it to come to me. Of course, I've looked for glasses that were already on my head so....

[Villager]

As we speak there are cleaners in my living room/kitchen. Three of them come each wednesday morning and take 5 times as lnog as necessary to tidy up, and sit watching TV. We don't even need a cleaner..

[Diva]

I've seen what you look like, Vill. Are you sure they're not hanging aroung for other reasons? :winkkiss: