Message in A Bottle

[Diva]

As the moon shines over the ocean, you watch the stars sparkle against the bottle in your hand. Beside you is a paper and pen. On a whim you decide to send off a letter, and see how far it would travel. What would you write?

[kittyroze]

Dear Environmentalists,
You drive gas guzzling SUVs, I toss a bottle into the ocean. I take this back... Quid pro quo.
-Cat

[Bff Biff]

More coffee for Kitty....... bark!!!!

[kittyroze]

RRRAAAAOOOOW. *whimper* mew.

[Andie]

"The person who wrote this has too much free time"

[thestarsfall]

This message will self destruct in 5 - 4 - 3 - .......

[SysLord]

'Hi, throw me back'

[SunnyHeadcase]

"This one's empty...send more beer."

[JakeD]

This message has floated for many long and weary miles to tell you....

Your zipper's undone, and you're a fucking loser.

[Jake]

I think I'd just copy JakeD's MORE!!! MOOOOORE!!! story and let them go nutz, waiting for the other bottles with the ending. :cheesy:

[jackwright]

The bearer of this document is entitled to, one session of, 'wind, rain and lava', with the prostitues of his/her choice, at the closest bordello.
The King

[Jake]

Tag, you're it