WIPING

[Jennafer]

Yes, tell me all about it.... Are you a folder or a scruncher? Do you check, till it's clean? Or do you just say fuck it and let clorox do the job? (I'm very bored) Enlighten me.

[minerjoe1963]

i`m a folder. as i do beleive that most males are. ( i read that somewhere ) it`s gross, but i do check just to make sure i`ve killed all the klingons ... ain`t nuthin` worse than SKID MARKS in your drawers. what if you were in an accident? your mom would be pissed `cause you didn`t have clean skivvies

[Jennafer]

How odd, most men are folders....I scrunch, check, scrunch over, check, grab a mirror, (ha ha) And then inspect. Flush. But, if it's a very odd one I leave it for my man to enjoy. I'm fucking warped!!!!

[Redallnite]

Now Jenn you are warped!! I think that guys not only fold they have to use so much and sorta stand while wiping...

Guys tell me if I am wrong?? I'm a scruncher too...

[Jennafer]

Red, my man, is a lazy ass and wipes once that's. Then I show all the skids to my friends to embaress him....He's a FREAK! (I guess I am too though):rolleyes:

[Scranton]

Originally posted by minerjoe1963
... ain`t nuthin` worse than SKID MARKS in your drawers. what if you were in an accident? your mom would be pissed `cause you didn`t have clean skivvies


Do you seriously think if you were in an accident that required an ambulence, that you would have clean shorts on? for fucks sake man, if you had just witnessed a bus or truck comming at you at 40 mph and hitting you!, would you say to the para medics "can you take me home as I did'nt have clean underpants on before this accident". They'ed tell you that they're a lot dirtier now than they were before you were hit!
As to the original topic it depends. If I've had a skinful of ale then I need a shitload of paper to wipe my arse! fuck the folding just get it wiped. Then there's the currie's chilli's and other exotic foods that give you the wild shites! these need a chilled lo roll for extra care round the sensitive areas of the bottom. the best thing you can do is not touch any of the above, and just go on your merry way with the two wipe technique!
And if your cautious about money!
USE BOTH SIDES OF THE PAPER!!!

[Jennafer]

Has anyone thought of this post while dumping? And if you have, did you wipe a little better? ha ha.