Cat, the other white meat

[kittyroze]

:D Kidding. Just figured I'd take a moment to introduce myself. My name's Cat. I'm a college student living out in Montana and I'm majoring in...something. I have the worst time deciding what to do. I think that's mostly because everything I've tried so far I've been pretty good at. Medicine, film, and now marketing. ANYway, I guess I'm just figuring things out, as any 20 year-old (person) should be. Ever wonder if people stop trying to figure themselves out? That would be terrible. Just to stop. Status quo. Blech.

Sorry, got off topic. More on me. I grew up in San Francisco and moved out to Montana my sophomore year of high school. I have a dog named Ginger (who looks like Benji). Um...I was a major speech and debate/drama/choir geek in high school. I'm currently an RHA geek (if you know what that is you'll win my um...well, not respect and admiration...maybe a smile). I used to be an assistant wellness director here at school, I'm on our Bookstore board, I write for the paper, I sell ads for the paper, I sold my soul to the paper, I work for our Leadership institute, I was in choir here for awhile, and I worked for the America Reads program...and CatCab...and the food service (remind me never to work in the food industries again). What else? Hmmm...

Oh, I guess I've always dreamed of heading out to New York to pursue musical theater. Like half of the world is going with me from what I gather. So, I'm majoring in marketing so I have a "waitressing" out east (even though I'm a west coast gal) whilst I pursueth the theeeAter. :kissy:

It'll be a few years before I can move out there, so for now I spend time with the boyfriend, I read, write, sing, dance, dink around on the computer, work, ride horses and eat yummy food as often as possible.

Guess that's it. Enjoy ;)

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[SysLord]

Hey Cat,

Welcome to the board. Quite a history already for a 20-yr old heh? :) I hope you enjoy posting here as most folks do who come here! Do you purr? ;)

[SysLord]

Just noticed the name: Boozeman? For real or alien origin? :)

[Bff Biff]

Typo, it's boseman isn't it? Very impressive bio, and like the sys said, you're a youngster. By fluke, or however, you've stumbled onto a great site, great people, lots of fun.

Warning Label: watch out for all divas, syss', and aussies, and, ah shit, too many to list. All biffs' are good.

Welcome, just funnin' OK?

[Diva]

Aaaah!!! You wild woman, you! I choked on my water when I read the title. Hahahahaha.

Welcome to NCT. I'm glad to see another good person has found our little nook on the web. Everyone here is uber nice. ;) I look forward to posting with you!

[kittyroze]

I think I'll fit in, you just used one of my favorite words...uber. I intentionally typed in Boozeman btw, because that's what most of the kiddies my age do as an alternate to being productive. Not that I'm anti-alcohol...well...a little bit, but anyway. It's spelled Bozeman.

Oh, and prrrrrrr...if that answers any other questions ;)

[Bff Biff]

That's it. I'm out-a-here. This site has turned porn. What with divas, tattos, purring, Jenns', and kittys'

aaarrrghhh. Help. I can't quit. !!!!

BTW......... prrrrrr back.

[kittyroze]

RRRAAAAAOOOOWWWW!!! ;)

[Diva]

Woo hoo. This is turning into either Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or the Pink Pussycat. ;)

[Sterling]

Hi there, Cat. Welcome aboard.

Word of advice: please don't major in marketing, or at least, don't go into marketing. You'll be hated and despised by everyone else that isn't in marketing. Actually, they'll hate you too, they'll just pretend not to until your back is turned, at which point they'll plunge the knife in with breathtaking velocity. The world really doesn't need more marketeers.

Theatre, now that's actually a cool career. Tough and badly paid, but definitely a Good Thing. The world needs good theatre.

[gtojim]

Well for real cat does taste ok as I found out when I was overseas
But getting back to the job at hand I extend the warmest of welcomes to you and hope you make it in what ever you end up doing
And if you get to New York and need a gide give me a shout I have familey there and know my way around pretty well.
GTOJIM

[kittyroze]

"Actually, they'll hate you too, they'll just pretend not to until your back is turned, at which point they'll plunge the knife in with breathtaking velocity. " --Sterling

At least it will be a quick death. I know marketing is soulless and sterile (my hippie parents far from approve), however, it was a major I could complete quickly. I mock my department all the time. There was an incident with ... well...here's the story.

The business department's logo was a rubik's cube. They explained it as having a four sides of the cube to represent the four years it takes to graduate. I raised my hand and inquired if it would take me the full six years to graduate. I guess they didn't like the joke...I got glared at. Yes, I repeat, they said four sided cube. Subsequently, they've begun working on changing the logo.

Really, I would love to do something a little more related to the entertainment industry...such as advertising (yes, it sounds like the same thing)...but to explain it better, it would kick ass to write/produce/work on some of those hilarious ad campaigns...commercials can really be funny.

[kittyroze]

gtojim, thanks for the offer btw. I have a friend who ate cat uterus in some random country. Blech.

[SysLord]

Originally posted by kittyroze
I think I'll fit in, you just used one of my favorite words...uber. I intentionally typed in Boozeman btw, because that's what most of the kiddies my age do as an alternate to being productive. Not that I'm anti-alcohol...well...a little bit, but anyway. It's spelled Bozeman.

Oh, and prrrrrrr...if that answers any other questions ;)

Uber? Somebody has got to explain that to me. Always thought most people didn't like German? Do you all uberhaupt know what it means? :D

[SysLord]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Really, I would love to do something a little more related to the entertainment industry...such as advertising (yes, it sounds like the same thing)...but to explain it better, it would kick ass to write/produce/work on some of those hilarious ad campaigns...commercials can really be funny.

Hmm about helping the politician who will be running up against GW Bush in the next elections? Now that is a nobel goal!!! :cheesy:

[Diva]

Originally posted by SysLord
Hmm about helping the politician who will be running up against GW Bush in the next elections? Now that is a nobel goal!!! :cheesy:

Hush, Sys! What if she's really, REALLY good?

[Bff Biff]

Hey Kitty... You will find that the 'production' business can be really exciting. There are awards for commercial work now, best commercial etc. Very competitive. Follow your dreams.

4 sided cube, eh. These are your colleagues?

[kittyroze]

Lol, I'd know I was a good business type chica IF I could get Montana to vote for someone other than Bush. In the last election I was officially a "whore for gore"...simply because a good friend of mine (a republican, but don't tell anybody ;)) was helping campaign for Gore. The price of my loyalty? A pint of Ben and Jerry's. To give you a better idea of how young I was during the last election...I couldn't quite vote yet.

Oh, and uber has been working it's way into pop slang recently, Sys. Just watch either the Thursday night sitcoms or talk to most any 20-something. I'm just trying to prevent the usage of "hella". In California it bugged the shit out of me. Sorry, I mean, it hella bugged me. Yeah.

One last thing...I know the production business is wonderfully exciting...when you can get work. I've been around entertainment industry type folks my whole life...I just don't want to try and use any connections until I feel I actually am worthy...er...have developed my talents enough. If I have any that is ;)

[Andie]

Shhhezzzzhh..

I get some sleep and all hell is loose..:D
Welcome Cat.. :)

[Diva]

Originally posted by Andie
Shhhezzzzhh..

I get some sleep and all hell is loose..:D
Welcome Cat.. :)

Serves you right, trying to sleep. :p

Are you having fun yet, Kat?

[kittyroze]

Lol, yes I am...now, why is it that when I join all hell is breaking loose. Didn't mean to bring the baggage with me ;)

[Bff Biff]

Hey Kitty... I'm new too, and from what I can gather, hell is where this is. Enjoy!

(porter, get this ladys' bags)

[kittyroze]

Woot! Any of you ever play AfterLife? It was like the SimCity games...only you created your own heaven and hell and had to make them balance.

[Jake]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Woot! Any of you ever play AfterLife? It was like the SimCity games...only you created your own heaven and hell and had to make them balance.

Hey Kat! I think Jennafer was pretty into Sims. How do you balance them out? Do you pick a person to die?

[Bff Biff]

Everybody on NCT dies, and I pick 'em...........unless you buy my f..n hedgehogs. I hate hedgehogs. Buy now, cheap! Fuck it, FREE!! Nevermind, I'll pay.

BONUS: Good in stews, under car tires, dart replacement, spike strips for law enforcement, instant revenge on enemies tires, etc. (now that I'm not gettin' any, I can be truthful)

[Diva]

I can almost hear the *slap* on the back of your head now.

[Bff Biff]

ouch... should of felt it. Will you rent me a room. I do believe the 'hedgies' will be having company tonight.

Ouch, again. I told Kathy we were practicing for a new comedy routine. (see: honesty vs lies.com)

She' not buying it.

[kittyroze]

I think I'll just ignore the hedgehog comments ;)

Anyway, with the Sims I've created a few characters modeled after my ex boyfriends. I make a point of building a corral around them and surrounding them with fine art...while starving them to death. Typically they last for three days...during which they cry and wet themselves. Ah, ever so theraputic...the sound of whimpering assholes in the afternoon. Yeeeah.

[Bff Biff]

oooh.. ouch... meaner than a hedgie, you are. Corrals, crying, wetting, whimpering. Can we let this go on? I call for a moderator. Any thoughts?

[kittyroze]

Lol...well, um...hmm. Maybe I can pretend you aren't scared and I'm not crazy and just move on. Jake, the Sims is different from SimCity...same people different games :) With balancing out heaven and hell, if there's not enough room in one, or if the facilities are crappy you just lose souls...they go to limbo. Which I hear can be bad for your back. Ouch sorry...I have a thing for puns.

[Diva]

Ba dum bum. Rim shot [hush Biff]. so, you don't get to... I mean have to kill anyone?

[kittyroze]

And you think I'm going to let you get away with saying rim shot...geez. :D

[Bff Biff]

Truce. Sandwiched again.

Phone call, gotta go. Later.

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/biff/youmightbearedneck.jpg

[Diva]

Why am I so worried that picture is NOT a joke?

[Bff Biff]

Joke? I'm hurt. This is home, on my new deck, and I got a new cordless phone, new plumbing, a fridge full of beer, heaven!!

Few people live this well.

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[kittyroze]

Oh dear. Or deer. Whatever.

[Diva]

More like "Run, deer!" it's a Redneck.

[Bff Biff]

Oh the pain!! We need an abuse forum for this. Wait 'till I show you grandpas photos. He knew how to live.

Deer oh deer.

[kittyroze]

Goodness. Gracious. Shit dude. (that's not a command...sick)

[Sterling]

If it's not an imperative, then I can only assume you intended to use 'shit' as an adjective ;)

[kittyroze]

How do you know it wasn't a noun...eh? It could be like a name for...um...some dude. Shit dude even. Yeah. I'm tired...I'm going to bed...night night.

[Bff Biff]

Flail away, I've got an iron jaw, and thicker skin. Enjoy. Subtle though. Too much schooling is a dangerous thing.

A mind is a terrible thing.

[kittyroze]

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the
victim.

And yet, I still like to play the part of perky optimist. Sick.

[Bff Biff]

Hey Kitty... Is a perky optimist the guy that fixes your glasses?

[kittyroze]

The perky optimists get trampled on...I know. Why do you think I'm not pursuing theater?

[kittyroze]

Better yet... "There is no joy greater than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the sea of reality."

[Diva]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Better yet... "There is no joy greater than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the sea of reality."

So, the Peter Pan role is still a maybe? Yes!

[kittyroze]

I made a Peter Pan reference the other day...someone was giving me really vague, confusing directions...so of course, you gotta say "so, third star on the right and straight on till morning?" I got a glare.

[kittyroze]

BTW, you guys are all really great at being welcoming...thanks :)

[Diva]

Group hug! Then dog pile on Biff!

[Bff Biff]

Dogs Shit on Biff..........This group thing isn't what I read about in Penthouse.

Seems I lost the instructions. Part 'A' welded to part 'B', then over/under with part 'C', until all hope of getting to heaven stops.

Close?

[Diva]

No cigar.... Heh

[Bff Biff]

Monica Lewd-inski trick. Hide the cigar. Can I watch?

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/biff/gym1.jpg

[kittyroze]

Oh my...I leave to study, and what happens? Geez!

[Bff Biff]

We're all studying too. Just nothing of any value. Or merit. Or anything else.

Jeez.......

[kittyroze]

Like marketing is anything of value. I'm being taught to be a souless personality free assimilated drone.

[Bff Biff]

Well Miss Kitty........ at least, with your education, you can use big words like 'assimilated', without spitting out your gum, like I do.

Know Peter Gabriel? "gonna let those big words roll right out"

[kittyroze]

Lol, the big vocab comes from my mom. I get called a derelict if I don't understand what she's saying. Maybe I should tell her to dere-lick my balls? ;)

[Bff Biff]

ooooh my... I just love that kind of gutter talk from an obviously intelligent lady. Very trashy, very trashy, very nice.

Your studies can't be all dull, at least I doubt your classmates would say so.

You're quick and funny Rozey.

[kittyroze]

You're not too boring yourself ;)

[kittyroze]

And yeah, I do have one fun class. It's called bowling.

[Bff Biff]

That does it!!! A bowling, trashy-mouthed, educated, funny, girl. All the attributes required for a happy life.

Thanx for the compliment, miss Kitty. (are you still going out with Marshall Dillon?) (I have to know. It hurt when it went off the air.)

My age is showin', ain't it???

[kittyroze]

A little...refrences to Gunsmoke will do that. Have I mentioned anything about PeeWee's playhouse yet? That shows my age, methinks. ;)

[Diva]

I loved Wild Wild West. Not the movie.

[kittyroze]

I just committed one of the worst sins in my book...just call me anal retentive... in my last post I misspelled reference...I spelled it refrence. Pet peeve, sorry. That is all.

[SysLord]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Lol, I'd know I was a good business type chica IF I could get Montana to vote for someone other than Bush. In the last election I was officially a "whore for gore"...simply because a good friend of mine (a republican, but don't tell anybody ;)) was helping campaign for Gore. The price of my loyalty? A pint of Ben and Jerry's. To give you a better idea of how young I was during the last election...I couldn't quite vote yet.

Oh, and uber has been working it's way into pop slang recently, Sys. Just watch either the Thursday night sitcoms or talk to most any 20-something. I'm just trying to prevent the usage of "hella". In California it bugged the shit out of me. Sorry, I mean, it hella bugged me. Yeah.

One last thing...I know the production business is wonderfully exciting...when you can get work. I've been around entertainment industry type folks my whole life...I just don't want to try and use any connections until I feel I actually am worthy...er...have developed my talents enough. If I have any that is ;)

Better a whore for Gore than plush for Bush. Really folks, when are you going to advocate for more choice than democratic or republican?

Anyway, can't watch your sitcoms as I am on the other end of the globe :D

[Jake]

When they get someone better to run. :cheesy:

Good to see you again, SysLord. And you're lucky you don't have to see the crap that we have on TV

[SysLord]

Thanks Jake!

Things have been busy here *sigh*. Yeah you are right about the TV thing. The 3 weeks we spent in Canada got me a headache every single time we switched on the TV in our hotel room.

[Bff Biff]

#1 show on Canadian TV is snow. Snow and more f'n snow. Snow everywhere..... I like to ski, and go to where it's warm, all in one day. That's the beauty here. 1 hr and you're in 50 degrees again. Lovely.

[kittyroze]

I don't even bother watching tv anymore...unless someone else has it on. Then there's this weird zoning out phenomena I experience. Not gouda.

[Bff Biff]

A gouda cheese-eating, bowling, trashy-mouthed, educated, funny, gal....... enuff...... Try some gorgonzola, for a taste treat.

Rent a room afterwards, no-one will come near you, unless they like it too. It makes blue cheese taste like mac and cheese.

[kittyroze]

Hee hee...well I have to admit, my fav cheese is simply a good brie ... but yeah, I've been told I need to try the gorgonzola. Today the gorgonzola, tomorrow the cheese of the month club. Now if only I were old enough to accompany it with a good wine!

[Diva]

Munster cheese! Or Jack cheese. Now I'm hungry.

[kittyroze]

Yeup, it's dinner time allright. Now for the college cheese connoisseur's fodder, macaroni and cheese...only kraft will do!

[Bff Biff]

Try this miss Kitty... Make your mac, as is, and then add a little of something. A wedge of brie, is only about $4.50....Take a small piece, 1/4, add it to the sauce, on low heat, then add a good shake of regular parmesan, the green.*

*the green comes mixed with romano now. Too f'n good.

You'll love it, and for a college girl, it will give you strength for all your late night bowling romps. Lucky guys, in your neck o' the woods.

[kittyroze]

Lol, the guys in my neck of the woods are not my style. Sadly I skipped the mac and cheese and made a creamy potato soup. Tomorrow will be clam chowder day! I love food.

[Bff Biff]

Jane, you cheap ignorant slut, ooooppps, I digress to Sat Nite Live...

Potatos, never met a 'tatty' I didn't like. Except our 'tats'.

OK, I like her too...... sorry Tats......

[kittyroze]

"Oh Hannah, you slut, you've been down on everything but the Titanic"
--Good Morning Vietnam

[Bff Biff]

That's it!!!!

My daughters' name is Hannah. Them's fighting words.

[kittyroze]

Whoops...sorry. I'm sure she's much older and wiser and cooler than me...and could whoop my ass :)

[Diva]

Originally posted by kittyroze
Whoops...sorry. I'm sure she's much older and wiser and cooler than me...and could whoop my ass :)

Heh. Which would make him EVEN OLDER. *Runs behind Kat*

[kittyroze]

Diva, you just caused me to bite my tongue...I've got plenty of old jokes, but no need to hurt anyone's ego tonight. Of course there are equally as many female, young, etc. jokes, so it's probably best to stay hushed.

Okay, I'm off to check out the local night scene here...it's homecoming and we've got a few fun free events this evening. Man, I'm a cheap date.

If you are what you eat, then I'm easy fast and cheap. :winkkiss:

[Diva]

Drat. *Kicks imaginary can*. Okay, have fun.

[Bff Biff]

Does anyone else think that our new Kitty has too much fun?

and..... I'm not older, (see honesty vs lies) My daughter was born in'87, I was only 12, but a heavy dater nonetheless. Shit, I come here to be young, and no 'old' jokes. I'll make any day-old, unwashed, bowling, trashy girl, blush.........Lots O' good wishes though!!! *smiles*

[Diva]

Did I say older? I meant colder. Yeah, that's it. Colder. All those years in Canada and all. I mean the brief time you spent in Canada that spanned your young life. Come here, little boy. Want some candy?

[kittyroze]

What's this about too much fun? I have two exams tomorrow morning...what is this "fun" of which you speak.

And sick. Let's not digress to Catholic priest jokes... ;)

[Diva]

okay.

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[kittyroze]

Lol, that rocks!

[kittyroze]

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