Dueling Divas

[Diva]

As the next Miss America Pageant rolls around, they finally have a little controversy. Not one, but two Miss North Carolinas (http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20020909_120.html) show up. Do I watch this show? No. I think it's a farce. Why should Miss America be chosen by how well that tape holds the bikini to her ass and if she can twirl a baton? Get that debutant a saddle and at least have her rope a cattle.

So here's the scoop. The original Miss North Carolina has an asshole for an ex boyfriend who threatened to show pictures he took of her while she was dressing. Dickhead. She finds out and resigns over a pair of nipples. The judges hand the crown to the runner up. I'm guessing the now resigned Mi... screwit, MNC... flipped through a couple of catelogues and realized that nipples are in and said she wanted it back. They gave it to her. Why? If she resigned, that should be the end of it. Let's face it... Do they really think a prude would make it as Miss America? We pay more for less clothing then almost any country. I never paid half for a half shirt. Now they're putting up the two MNCs in different hotels until this can be sorted out. Personally, I vote for mud wrestling... But I'm twisted like that.

<h3><i>News n Stuff</i></h3>
Thief demands money at bank (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=583&ncid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20020909/od_nm/robber_dc) to be deposited.Stupid, stupid, stupid...

Man admits sex (http://www.phillyburbs.com/intelligencerrecord/article1.asp?F_num=1677766) crime in lingerie shop. Stupider, stupider, stupider...

Man wearing foam cooler (http://www.augustachronicle.com/stories/090702/met_098-7111.002.shtml) tries to hold (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/coolerhead1.html) up store . Stupidest, stupidest, stupidest...

Inmates in Oregon use toilets (http://www.local6.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-165662220020909-100911.html) to communicate. I don't want to know what my neighbors 'said' last night...

Soccer (http://www.orange-today.co.uk/news/story/sm_666806.html) ball lands on hot air balloon. G-o-o-a-a-l-l-!-!

Foreigner fan banned (http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-guitar10.html) for life. That'll teach em! Yeah. Cause then he'll have to buy the CD to he... Hmmm...

cheerleaders have been barred from football game after teepeeing (http://www.phillyburbs.com/intelligencerrecord/article1.asp?F_num=1677761) cars. It's toilet paper, for cripes sake...

Guy acting like George (http://www.xxxforwomen.com/jungle-boy/wild_men/index.html) of the Jungle [Pictures]. Buhahahahahahaha...

Some pictures of Kelly Brooks (http://hackernetwork.bla-bla.com/images/hfg/kb/index.shtml), nude [Galleries][F**king pop-ups]. Enjoy...

[Jake]

Damn! I read the title and thought you two were going wrestle for the 'Goddess' title. I'd settle for Jello, although mud wrestling will be just fine. :cheesy:

[Sterling]

It's clearly the way all Miss America contests should be run, perhaps with several rounds. I'm thinking:

#1: Contestents all dressed in thin white t-shirts and are armed with water cannon. First four to be knocked off their feet are eliminated. Rest move directly to:

#2: Trampolining. Marks awarded for technique, artistic intepretation and, er, bounciness.

#3: Final-elimination mud-wrestling round. Last one standing gets the prize.

[love_tattoos]

Originally posted by Jake
Damn! I read the title and thought you two were going wrestle for the 'Goddess' title. I'd settle for Jello, although mud wrestling will be just fine. :cheesy:

Or how about some Saran Wrap and Wesson Oil??? :D

[Jake]

Originally posted by love_tattoos
Or how about some Saran Wrap and Wesson Oil??? :D

My minds' a racing.

[SysLord]

They should make it a boob-jiggling contest. The girl with the nicest jiggling pair of knockers wins :)

[HeavensAngel]

LOL we should have known where this topic would end up :)

[usantic]

I vote we have a Nochicktrix contest with all of the above curriculum for all of our.......uh......um......:D beauties :D :D :D :D

[SysLord]

Originally posted by Platinumblonde
LOL we should have known where this topic would end up :)

Hey I never said I wasn't predictable :D

[Blue]

Judge Rules Against Revels


WILMINGTON, 5:57 p.m. EDT September 12, 2002 - A federal judge Thursday refused to force the Miss America Pageant to recognize Rebekah Revels as Miss North Carolina, the title she gave up over topless photos taken by a boyfriend.

[Jake]

I think that it's only fair, not that I care about the contest. But she should have stood her ground to begin with.