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He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Michel de Montaigne (1553 - 1592)
LOL
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do.
Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881), speech, January 24, 1860
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
Redallnite
09-02-02, 09:44PM
"To believe that patriotism will not flourish if patriotic ceremonies are voluntary and spontaneous instead of a compulsory routine is to make an unflattering estimate of the appeal of our institutions to free minds," wrote Justice Robert H. Jackson for the majority in 1943.
True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man
doubts often, and changes his mind; the fool is obstinate,
and doubts not; he knows all things but his own ignorance.
--Akhenaton
"This is my little gift to the world, for better or worse."
--IBM researcher SCOTT FAHLMAN, who is credited with creating the smiley face emoticon :-).
I'd have to say "BETTER" :cheesy:
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience -- well, that comes from poor judgment."
--Anon
There are only two types of people in this world.
1) those that finish what they start.
kittyroze
09-30-02, 02:01PM
The sleep of reason begets monsters
-anonymous
-"It's okay honey, I used to believe in things too."
--Homer J. Simpson
To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you are impotent, she can't wait to disprove it. :cheesy:
-- Anon
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
--Anon
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
--Anon
kittyroze
10-06-02, 06:53PM
I don't hate, I'm indifferent. Same result, less effort.
I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples, I'd come out sucking my thumb. :cheesy:
love_tattoos
10-07-02, 01:43PM
Originally posted by Jake
I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples, I'd come out sucking my thumb. :cheesy:
Jake that is hilarious!!!!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!
'Money is the root of all evil. Send $30 for more info'
kittyroze
10-08-02, 05:34PM
Evil?
http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/kitty/evil.gif
kittyroze
10-08-02, 10:29PM
No offense, but I've always gone by the men are stupid women are evil theory. ;)
LOL, I love the math thing! Well if men are stupid and girls are evil than that at least proves we are not equal :rude:
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 07:07PM
Evian water/ backwards..... naive!!! you buy water, I'll tap it.
kittyroze
10-10-02, 10:50PM
Biff, I'm at an engineering school where the norm is to look down on women...of course I'm going to compensate. Sys, women and men are not equal. No two people are equal. BUT we should treat them all like they are.
Bff Biff
10-10-02, 10:53PM
Whew..... did we step on your toes Kit? I'll take back whatever I said, and I'll take back whatever Sys said, and I'll take back whatever Diva started, I'll...........
kittyroze
10-10-02, 11:08PM
Lol, no no...I'm just down...I promise...I'm taking some much needed time off this weekend.
Bff Biff
10-11-02, 12:40AM
Think unabated sex, on the beach, with a nice bottle of Chianti, and your favorite farva beans...... ooops, I'm giving it away.
Catch you in the *lambs*
kittyroze
10-11-02, 12:43AM
That's one of my favorite movies...mmm Chianti ;)
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Originally posted by kittyroze
Biff, I'm at an engineering school where the norm is to look down on women...of course I'm going to compensate. Sys, women and men are not equal. No two people are equal. BUT we should treat them all like they are.
Agreed, my point was that some believe that we ARE equal.
Originally posted by kittyroze
That's one of my favorite movies...mmm Chianti ;)
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Strip Kitty :)
There is no joy greater than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except for watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
kittyroze
10-24-02, 12:09AM
A closed mouth collects no foot.
Originally posted by kittyroze A closed mouth collects no foot.
Hmmm. My last girlfriend used that exact same statement. Just in a more literal term.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
There are two kinds of pedestrians... The quick and the dead.
"It's not how many teeth she got... It what's in her heart."
... Guest on Jerry Springer
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
~Anon
You can survive and overcome twice what YOU think, 10 times what your FRIENDS think and 100 times more than your MOTHER think
Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Skins, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for calling.
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
- George W. Bush in Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
miles....road maps...what? :P
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
I use this one a LOT at work:
" It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
I think Confucious said it.
kittyroze
12-18-02, 12:02AM
A closed mouth collects no foot ;)
WhatIsOne
12-18-02, 04:44PM
There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
WhatIsOne
12-18-02, 04:47PM
Some quotes from the other forums I frequent:
"Love me or hate me...wait...don't hate me, just love me...but don't LOVE me...on second thought, just hate me...no that's bad...ARGH!!!"
-Garth_OneEye
"Well, uh, your mom... she... ummm... BAH YOU SUCK!!"
- Viscerandt
"Egotistical? I'm not egotistical, I'm perfect!"
- Cronoss
WhatIsOne
12-18-02, 04:49PM
Still more quotes from the other forums I frequent:
"I told everyone we should have a witch hunt but they wanted to have a good old-fashioned book burning instead!" -Pokey the Penguin
"Except that one year when Mars got all jealous and tried to kick the sun's ass. Yeah, that was cool." -pigsknuckle
"Soviet Alaska has no power over me, do you hear? No power!!" - Crion
"Lucky Charms are basically the Irish Hegemony of All Doom and Destruction's way of saying "thanks" to the younger generation by filling their virgin innards with foul, otherworldly bowel-infesting villainy." -Cronoss
"...knowing from experience and grunge music, anything that I love will, almost without exception, cause me tremendous pain, agony, a feeling of emptiness, and tooth decay." -snydz
"If I had done to me what they had done to them then I'd do the same thing to me that they did. Let's see you diagram that sentence!" -limbourgher (aka matt)
daywalker
12-21-02, 09:55PM
if you love someone,set them free!
if they return they are yours for life
if they dont return hunt them down and kill them!
have you ever had the urge to kill a 12-pack just to watch it die?
Alcohol never solved anything, but, then again, neither did milk.
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
-W. C. Fields
Redallnite
02-16-03, 06:56PM
'You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are
pretty much like your own.'
-Louie Morris
DJ Malkav
02-23-03, 05:04PM
i like being pampered it makes me feel like god
My friend collen said that one. it was cute
Augustus
02-23-03, 07:24PM
Here are some I like:
My parents taught me that if I work hard enough, I can make my dreams come true, even the one where I'm driving down the freeway and I look around and notice that all of the other cars are being driven by dogs with hats on.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are OK, then it's you.
--Rita Mae Brown
Inside where nothing shows, I am the essence of a man spinning double- headed coins, and betting against himself in private atonement for an unremembered past.
"Much of the country is being visited by a drought of biblical proportions, one that parches the crops and sends forests up in flames. Have you noticed which states are hardest hit? Virginia, N.C., S.C., Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas.
And what do these states have in common? They all voted for George W. (for "What Global Warming?") Bush in the 2000 election.
Which brings us to the question: Does this prove there is a God? The answer being: No, but it points in that direction."
-Donald Kaul
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
-Socrates
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." –Aristotle
"Bush isn't the best product to brag about coming out of Texas... He isn't even the best product of cumming to brag about."
-Diva
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day."- Frank Sinatra
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Bush, Sr, when reporter Robert Sherman asked about the "citizenship and patriotism" of atheists.
"You know why women don't fart? They never built up any pressure. Y'all talk too much"
-Blue (After I finished my mini bitching session about freedom fries)
Originally posted by Diva
"You know why women don't fart? They never built up any pressure. Y'all talk too much"
-Blue (After I finished my mini bitching session about freedom fries)
/me cackles loudly
That's the funniest damned thing I've heard all week. I think it may have even made my day. :D
Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?
- ANON
*cough*
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
- Jerry Seinfeld
Defchina
03-31-03, 09:28AM
"I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day.
So, i backed up the car and i hit her again."
--Comedian Jeffrey Ross
"There never was a good war or bad peace."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Hasn't Slash got a nice ass, or what?"
Chris Cornell (lead singer of Soundgarden, Audioslave) from the Guns N' Roses tour, '92
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-- Plato
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
-- Benjamin Franklin
"Circumstances do not make the man or woman, they merely reveal them."
- Erik Williams
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