pictures of you

what keeps you from posting more pics of yourself in less clothing?

[Diva]

Pay me. Haha. I'd rather keep the fantasy alive... Once you see a chick naked it's just tits and twat.

[Jennafer]

Unless she has a big nutsack with flies buzzing around it.

[Diva]

Hahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!

Only you, Jenn. Only you could think that twisted comment up. No flies. No nutsack. But thanks for the visual! Bleh!

[Jennafer]

I didn't mean you, just any chick naked. I'm glad you enjoyed the visual.

[Squelch]

So this has degenerated into FILTH requests?
Fine,bet I LIVE longer than you perverts.

bah bah bullshit. just tits and twat, eh? i'll have you know I got one picture of a special bitch that I regularly use for roughing up the suspect. of course she's a gymnast with an aversion for squash and cough syrup, but that's neither here nor there, the point is made.

[Diva]

Hey R-Dawg! Nice to see you posting again. Don't worry about the posts. he's just messing around.

Hmmmm. Your comment was quite interesting. and yet vague. Roughing up the suspect, huh?

Please, go on!

[Jennafer]

He's just a little bitch who needs his ass spanked with a fly swatter. After we spank the flies buzzing on the sack.

jenn, was that last comment meant for me?

as for not just tits and twat, that's how girls look at that shit, like they're just body parts. for a guy, it's more than that. personality behind pussy is what helps to make the pussy that much more...savory. shrimp is tasty by itself after you cook it a bit. but if you prepare it first: deshell it, take out the veins, prepare a garlic butter-cream sauce, get some cocktail sauce (with an extra dash of ketchup), and arrange the shrimp in a spiral, perfectly symmetrical, surrounding the garlic sauce on a platter made of purest silver...you've now created a dish. and this dish is so much more than shrimp, this dish is an artful creation deserved of respect and patience when being consumed.

when God made woman, he made more than just tits 'n' twat. he artfully rendered beauty in the personification of woman that we men may partake of as only the woman may wish.

so when i ask for pictures of you nude, Diva, i ask not for tits 'n' twat. i ask for the completion of this conceptual vision i have in my head of you that i might worship you to the fullest extent.

besides, i think i lost the picture of that gymnast bitch and i'm at a loss for good stroke material.

[Diva]

Hahahahha! rudedawg... I swear I'm gonna frame some of the quotes on here from you. That was the most sensualistic request for jerk off material that I have ever seen!

[Jennafer]

I was just a little drunk... and kidding. I'm hardly ever serious.

so are ya' gonna send 'em? oh goodie goodie HELL yeah?!?!

oh, and jenn it's all good. but if ya' wanna spank this one you'll need an oar, not a fly swatter. I leg press half a ton and can (or could at least) dunk at 5'8".

or would you like a spanking? i've given one or two...dozen in my lifetime and no complaints so far. make that ass nice and red, glowing with sensual heat, ripe and ready for me to...dayum, I gotta go...