real quick

i'm an asshole, but a good asshole. my name is mike. i bartend full-time and dj a little bit. my hobbies are getting laid, listenin' to music and playin' video games.

oh yeah, i'm 24 and enjoy long walks on the beach too.

[Diva]

Nice to meet you Mike! I actually went through Bartending school a couple of years back. I even got my diploma. The idea of working where you can have regulars and meet new people sounded fun. Unfortunately, like a lot of these schools, they promise the moon and the stars... and give you paper. It was a great experience though. Has anyone ever drank the alcohol that ends up in the spill over area? What's that called? Nasty!

i never went to bartending school. my lazy ass learned it on the fly. bartending schools (from what I heard) are all bullshit anyway. it's 10% drink knowledge and 90% personality. and since i got my shit together I lay wood to regular bitches i must be doin' shit right. but enough of my cock-stroking. you should mess with that shit, bitches get MUCH better tips and i am far from the poorhouse. it don't pay like strippin', but it pays out that ass. shit, sometimes i wish i had tits. i'd finally afford to get that mint condition '79 Caddy...hell yeah...

[Diva]

Yeah well.... It wasn't just the company that interested me in bartending! I did learn many different drinks, not that I could even tell you them now. But I definately agree with you on the personality thing.

I'd love to get my cherry red 68 Mustang. A shame about the front end problems.

and what the fuck does this "cherub" bullshit mean anyway?

and what front end problems?

[Diva]

Hey R-Dawg. Cherub... Scranton called it, "Elite'ism at it's finest". In a way he's wrong/right. It's a way to acknowledge people who come here to post frequently. But there is no prize or bonus for frequent posts. Well... except for me. Then I get to know more about the people who come to my site and form friendships. Oh yeah, it also pisses guys off so they'll post. Heh heh.

[Diva]

Front end problems in older Mustangs. The bolts come loose after a while. Still a bitchin car tho'