Famous Quotes... Or Quotes From Famous People

[Diva]

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
* Robert De Niro

[Scranton]

A censor is a man who know's more than he thinks you ought to.
L.J. Peters
Sould not The Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?
Keith Waterhouse

In America only the successful writer is inportant,in France all writers are important, in England no writer is importantand in Austrailia you have to explain what a writer is.
Geoffrey Cottrell

[Diva]

There are two things in life that you can never get enough of.... and one of them is Lubricant.
-- Dr MAL

[Diva]

I would rather be ashes than dust.
I would rather my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than it be stifled in dry rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The proper function of man is to live, not just exist.
I shall use my time.
- Jack London

[Diva]

Women might be able to fake orgasms... But men can fake whole relationships...
~Sharon Stone

[Jake]

"Ah yes, divorce... From the latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet'.
-- Robin Williams

[minerjoe1963]

we make a living by what we earn. we make a life by what we give.

Winston Churchhill

[Diva]

It's better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde