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Diva
08-29-01, 09:51AM
you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

it takes years to build up trust and a minute of suspicion to destroy it.

you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

you shouldn't compare yourself to others; they are more fucked up than you think.

it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person I want.

you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.

either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

money is a great substitute for character.

sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so.

your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

no matter how good a guy is, he'll eventually revert.

no matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive.

we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned- to say "Fuck them if they can't take a joke" in six languages.

Scranton
08-29-01, 11:41AM
Taking a big Shit.
Watch this Space!

Scranton
08-29-01, 12:02PM
you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is get them pissed and jump their bones.
no matter how much I care, I just dont give a fuck.
it takes years to build up trust and the minute their backs turned I'll Screw em.

you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, Take their purse/wallet and fuck off.
you shouldn't compare yourself to others; They might have a gun.

it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person I want. The bitch won't take the mickey I slipped her

you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You never know if she'll suck that pecker again.

either you control your attitude or Kick that bastards arse.
money is a great substitute for free Sex.

sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so. So KICK back twice as hard.

your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you die and have left a will.

no matter how good a guy is, he'll eventually make you suck his dick.

no matter how badly your heart is broken, you still feel the need to kill the BITCH.

we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. Just avoid them for a couple of years.

no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. So Slap them little breadsnatchers a little harder in their early years.

the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away. "Life Sucks"

I've learned- to say "Fuck them if they can't take a joke" in English.

Mick
09-01-01, 09:17PM
What a bunch of cliches! It was nice to use that to adjust the scroll speed on my mouse though! Diva, ohh, never mind!