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What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen?
Far-from-thinkin.
The blonde went to the doctor and the doctor asked her how she got the hole in her left hand. She said I wanted to die so I was going to shoot myself. I put the gun up to my chest and thought "This isn't right...I would mess up my $6,000.00 boob job"....I then decided to stick the gun up my nose and thought "This won't work....it will mess up my $3,000.00 nose re-construction"...."so I put the gun to my right ear but I am afraid of noise so I put my left hand over my left ear"
Why does it say TGIF on a blonde's shoes? Toes Go In First.
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer.
Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
Her employer found out she was embezzling.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do most blondes get on an IQ test?
Drool.
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it ...
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